would you sell your thong?

cian1500ww

I don't have a thong

Jesus Wept

Dudess wrote: »

Well I wasn't treating this thread as a serious one but honestly? I don't know whether I would, but if a guy is willing to pay money for it and there's somewhere handy like a portaloo nearby and no personal details are exchanged, and the two then go their separate ways, what harm?

SSF?

sam34

i'm not really comfortable with the idea of some random guy having my underwear, tbh.

i remember a few years ago a guy from work called into my place one evening, uninvited, but i asked him in and we were having coffee.

he said he needed to go to the loo, so went upstairs.

i heard him flush the loo and then unlock the door, but he didnt come downstairs straightaway (even though the loo was the first door upstairs)

i went to investigate and found him coming out of my bedroom stuffing a pair of my (lacy frilly black) knickers into his pocket :eek:

as you can imagine, meeting him the next day at work was a bit awkward!

bonerm

sam34 wrote: »

i'm not really comfortable with the idea of some random guy having my underwear, tbh.

i remember a few years ago a guy from work called into my place one evening, uninvited, but i asked him in and we were having coffee.

he said he needed to go to the loo, so went upstairs.

i heard him flush the loo and then unlock the door, but he didnt come downstairs straightaway (even though the loo was the first door upstairs)

i went to investigate and found him coming out of my bedroom stuffing a pair of my (lacy frilly black) knickers into his pocket :eek:

as you can imagine, meeting him the next day at work was a bit awkward!

Did you get your €50 off him before he left?

Gyalist

Hot off the press from this month's US Cosmopolitan: The Thong Is Dead!

sam34

bonerm wrote: »

Did you get your €50 off him before he left?

nope, just a muttered apology

oh, and he took the knickers with him when he left :pac:

fuelinjection

Weird thread. Sellling your undies to a pervert.

A girl I know was renting in Dublin a few years ago and the landlord (horrible fat old southsider) used to visit their house for no reason and look at the girl's underware drying on the line in front of them. Nasty.

bonerm

sam34 wrote: »

nope, just a muttered apology

oh, and he took the knickers with him when he left :pac:

He was probably wearing them at work the next day.

MaybeLogic

sam34 wrote: »

i went to investigate and found him coming out of my bedroom stuffing a pair of my (lacy frilly black) knickers into his pocket :eek:

Did he have them coming out of his breast pocket, like a pocket square?
He could just lean his head and have a little sniff as he went about his business.

sam34

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sam34

MaybeLogic wrote: »

Did he have them coming out of his breast pocket, like a pocket square?

not quite
trouser pocket

sam34

bonerm wrote: »

He was probably wearing them at work the next day.

yeah i never could decide if he planned to wear them or **** into them.

or both.

Crann na Beatha

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Bonito

Gyalist wrote: »

Hot off the press from this month's US Cosmopolitan: The Thong Is Dead!

Woooooooooooo WIN

Good fúckin' riddance IMO.

MaybeLogic

Bonito wrote: »

Woooooooooooo WIN

Good fúckin' riddance IMO.

+1.
They're not all they're cracked up to be.

Bonito

sam34 wrote: »

i'm not really comfortable with the idea of some random guy having my underwear, tbh.

i remember a few years ago a guy from work called into my place one evening, uninvited, but i asked him in and we were having coffee.

he said he needed to go to the loo, so went upstairs.

i heard him flush the loo and then unlock the door, but he didnt come downstairs straightaway (even though the loo was the first door upstairs)

i went to investigate and found him coming out of my bedroom stuffing a pair of my (lacy frilly black) knickers into his pocket :eek:

as you can imagine, meeting him the next day at work was a bit awkward!

Maybe he fancies you and wanted to know what size you were and buy you something nice for valentines day/Bday/Xmas or whatever novelty holiday was approaching at the time.

Then when you snuck up on him you ruined your own surprise but got a different one altogether!

You should apologise to him :P

bonerm

sam34 wrote: »

yeah i never could decide if he planned to wear them or want into them.

or both.

.... and don't leave out option 3 : Wear them over head and pretend to be batman.

Jay P

MaybeLogic wrote: »

+1.
They're not all they're cracked up to be.

Lol, crack.

Caveat

sam34 wrote: »

yeah i never could decide if he planned to wear them or **** into them.

Very much depends on whether they were clean or used I'd say.

If used neither of the above - sure they'd be ruined!

bonerm

Caveat wrote: »

Very much depends on whether they were clean or used I'd say.

If used neither of the above - sure they'd be ruined!

They're probably now crustier than the proverbial Springfield Klown.

Pygmalion

fuelinjection wrote: »

Weird thread. Sellling your undies to a pervert.

You don't know that, it's been pointed out that there's nothing sexual about it at all, and that he was probably just paying €50 to win an expired €20 crate of miller in a scavenger hunt.
How dare you jump to the conclusion that this girl was helping the guy get off.

GrizzlyMan

€50 for crusty ass floss - nasty!!

Elliemental

chrisj69 wrote: »

Picture this, you're on your way home from college / work and this guy walks up to you and asks you for directions somewhere, after you have finished giving directions, he asks are you wearing a thong? when you answer out of surprise, he says will you take it off and give it to me for €30?

This is exactly what happend to a friend of mine the other day, she said give me €50 and i'll do it, and sure enough the guy handed her €50 and she slid off her thong (worth €5).

What I want to know is, was my friend mad? or would other women do the same thing?

Given where the thong has spent the day, if someone was dumb enough to pay for it, then why not?