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Tar-get practice

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  • 02-02-2010 2:36pm
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    Fago!
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    Your in a club or pub. You see Tar at the bar. This is the point where you have to put your chat up lines to Tar, and then Tar will tell you wether it would work!

    Tar, is your Dad a baker?....










    'Cuz you gots nice bunz!!!!!


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    #2
    amoXx
    Registered Users Posts: 28 ✭amoXx


    Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, but down under.

    And then Tar would be mine


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    #3
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Fago_25 wrote: »
    Your in a club or pub. You see Tar at the bar. This is the point where you have to put your chat up lines to Tar, and then Tar will tell you wether it would work!

    Tar, is your Dad a baker?....










    'Cuz you gots nice bunz!!!!!
    amoXx wrote: »
    Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, but down under.

    And then Tar would be mine
    /throws ice frm drink onto ground and stands on it...


    ...now that I've broken the ice, threesome :pac:


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    NothingMan
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    All male threesome............ I'm outta here.


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    #5
    Tar.Aldarion
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    NothingMan wrote: »
    All male threesome............ I'm outta here.

    Myself and amox at least are laydees!


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    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,133 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    how do you pronounce Aldarion?

    al-dar-eee-on?


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    NothingMan
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    Hmmmm......... Ambiguous 3some......... Can I watch?


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    now there be two doggings going on \o/


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    NothingMan
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    Hehe, when I first saw \o/ I thought it was legs akimbo. Now I definitely think that it's appropriate.


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    #10
    amoXx
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    There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?


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    #11
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Oh I likes...I rmemeber hearing that now :D


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    IvySlayer
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    Would you like to be a soldier? Cos I'll blow the hell out of you! Good tar-get practice indeed.


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    #13
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Tarection spotted :D


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    maameeo
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    NothingMan wrote: »
    Hehe, when I first saw \o/ I thought it was legs akimbo. Now I definitely think that it's appropriate.

    omg me too! dirty minds... i guess

    now if we could just make a symbol for a 'tarection' :rolleyes:


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    It's clearly the vagina smiley.


    I have the symbol right here for you...especially after you cooked those potatoes for me, weak spot :D


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    neil_
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    It's clearly the vagina smiley.

    vaginas dont smile


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    #17
    Tar.Aldarion
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    neil_ wrote: »
    vaginas dont smile

    Not around neil


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    neil_
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Not around neil

    god ****ing damn


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    *flutters eyelashes*

    I feel dirty


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    #20
    That_Guy
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    Are you free tonight Tar? Or will it cost me?


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    #21
    Tar.Aldarion
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    i'm always free, answers both ;)


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    #22
    Fago!
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    Tar..... I've misplaced my phone number...

    Can I have yours???:pac:


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    Larianne
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    Fago_25 wrote: »
    Tar..... I've misplaced my phone number...

    Can I have yours???:pac:

    Lol.


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    #24
    Tar.Aldarion
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    That ne might possibly work..all i sayin'... :D


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    #25
    Fago!
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    I'm a suave guy. You know that Tar.


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    #26
    Larianne
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    *jealous*


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    #27
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Fago_25 wrote: »
    I'm a suave guy. You know that Tar.
    I was dazzled on friday by you :pac:
    Larianne wrote: »
    *jealous*
    *flutter in her direction*


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    #28
    Fago!
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    I was dazzled on friday by you :pac:

    Can't blame you :)
    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

    *flutter in her direction*
    Larianne wrote: »
    *jealous*

    *Flutters in Larianne's direction*


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    #29
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Sorry Fago, I'm not after you!

    Although I could seduce you then hide you in a bin. :D


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    #30
    pikachucheeks
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    I don't need a line! :cool:

    I just came here to say congratulations on your own sub forum, Tar ... I find the whole thing quite amusing!

    I'm off to laugh at your insane fans now! :p


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    #31
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    This is serious business Pika! :cool:


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