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a FEW sIGNS

dak · 2010-02-04 14:01:34

Sign on the door of a vet's waiting room: "Back in five minutes. Sit... Stay!" A sign over a gynaecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix" On the door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!" At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right…

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04-02-2010 3:01pm

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Sign on the door of a vet's waiting room: "Back in five minutes. Sit... Stay!"

A sign over a gynaecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix"

On the door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place...."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

A sign in the non-smoking area of a restaurant: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

Ad on the side of a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

Another slogan on the truck of a plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

Pizza shop slogan: "Seven days without pizza makes one weak.

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