I'm in love

Time Magazine

OP, get your game on.

The night before one of my finals, I was sitting across from an absolutely stunning girl in the library. A couple of mutual eye-contact moments were exchanged. I manned up and asked her if she wanted to get a coffee. At first, she politely said declined. A moment's silence and I ask "Are you sure?"

Off we went. We had our coffees and a lovely twenty-minute chat about who we were and what we were studying for. Went back to study. Nobody else around. We sat a few metres apart. After about half an hour, I looked up out of the blue and asked her if she was single. I can still remember the exact colour of red she turned. She said "Yes.... why?" I smirked. "Guess", says I. "Time Magazine, are you single?" says she. "Yeah." (I was at the time.) I walked over and sat on the desk beside her. We kissed until it was time for her to go home.

It was lovely. We're still friends on Facebook.

OP, as I said, get your game on. €20 for you if you can replicate that story with your library crush.

Riamfada

Time Magazine wrote: »

OP, get your game on.

The night before one of my finals, I was sitting across from an absolutely stunning girl in the library. A couple of mutual eye-contact moments were exchanged. I manned up and asked her if she wanted to get a coffee. At first, she politely said declined. A moment's silence and I ask "Are you sure?"

Off we went. We had our coffees and a lovely twenty-minute chat about who we were and what we were studying for. Went back to study. Nobody else around. We sat a few metres apart. After about half an hour, I looked up out of the blue and asked her if she was single. I can still remember the exact colour of red she turned. She said "Yes.... why?" I smirked. "Guess", says I. "Time Magazine, are you single?" says she. "Yeah." (I was at the time.) I walked over and sat on the desk beside her. We kissed until it was time for her to go home.

It was lovely. We're still friends on Facebook.

OP, as I said, get your game on. €20 for you if you can replicate that story with your library crush.

Im pretty sure thats the script from a porno.

Jack Bracken

Porn usually ends a bit further on than that, from my experience at least. :P

Konata

Time Magazine wrote: »

OP, get your game on.

The night before one of my finals, I was sitting across from an absolutely stunning girl in the library. A couple of mutual eye-contact moments were exchanged. I manned up and asked her if she wanted to get a coffee. At first, she politely said declined. A moment's silence and I ask "Are you sure?"

Off we went. We had our coffees and a lovely twenty-minute chat about who we were and what we were studying for. Went back to study. Nobody else around. We sat a few metres apart. After about half an hour, I looked up out of the blue and asked her if she was single. I can still remember the exact colour of red she turned. She said "Yes.... why?" I smirked. "Guess", says I. "Time Magazine, are you single?" says she. "Yeah." (I was at the time.) I walked over and sat on the desk beside her. We kissed until it was time for her to go home.

It was lovely. We're still friends on Facebook.

OP, as I said, get your game on. €20 for you if you can replicate that story with your library crush.

.... So you're part of one of those couples who make out in the library?

For shame :rolleyes:

Chewbacca.

The next time I see her I will get talking to her and ask her out
So.. I will post back when I get some news

Michaelrsh

Chewbacca. wrote: »

So I was on my way to to study in the library today and I crossed paths with this amazing girl, I haven't seen her since before xmas.and I've been thinking about her all day now. no study done. anyway I love her

**** tance.

Einstein?

Chewbacca. wrote: »

So I was on my way to to study in the library today and I crossed paths with this amazing girl, I haven't seen her since before xmas.and I've been thinking about her all day now. no study done. anyway I love her

Good luck to you mate!

Maybe she has seen this thread - just wear a t-shirt saying 'CHEWBACCA' next time you approach her and you won't regret it!

Raphael

Or, even better, a Wookie costume.

Chicks dig Wookies.

Jack Bracken

Then why doesn't my beard seem to attract them?
[/confused]

Riamfada

Jack Bracken wrote: »

Then why doesn't my beard seem to attract them?
[/confused]

he said wookies not ewoks

Jack Bracken

Excuse me, but I am 6 foot tall and built like a mountain...



... of butter. c:

Einstein?

Raphael wrote: »

Or, even better, a Wookie costume.

Chicks dig Wookies.

~~~~~:pac:

El Siglo

Jack Bracken wrote: »

Porn usually ends a bit further on than that, from my experience at least. :P

What, 30 seconds?;)

Time Magazine, that story is up there with "Casablanca" and "When Harry Met Sally", you could be on to something...:rolleyes:

OP, fyp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w6cazRttvY

Once you don't say; "That's a lovely accent you have, New Jersey?", "Why you going to the airport, flying somewhere?", "I got worms" etc...;) and you're in like flynn!

Riamfada

El Siglo wrote: »

Time Magazine, that story is up there with "Casablanca" and "When Harry Met Sally", you could be on to something...:rolleyes:

You forgot "From Hell"

El Siglo

Grimes wrote: »

You forgot "From Hell"

And of course, "American Psycho"...

Patrick Bateman: "Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?"
David Van Patten: "The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?"
Patrick Bateman: "No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s."
Craig McDermott: "So what did he say?"
Patrick Bateman: "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."
David Van Patten: "And what did the other part think?"
Patrick Bateman: "What her head would look like on a stick... "

Tar.Aldarion

glad I saw this on the front page. Thread is full of win.

I know how ya feel, college is awesome



I'd say if you see her again sit beside her in the library...lame excuse to talk etc(knock over water or w/e haha)....godspeed!

Dull and Boring

Hang on in there Chewbacca!

Riamfada

I knew this dude once in a simular situation. Him and his mate met this really hot chick and they both fancied her. One was young and inexperienced and the other was a bit of a lovable rouge. Anyway long story short she snogged the face of the youngfella to get at his mate. The youngfella was in hospital at the time cause of exposure, he was stuck on a mountain in the snow for a night. Anyway turns out she was the long lost twin sister of the bloke she kissed!

FYI OP dont go kissing random birds they might turn out to be related.

Chewbacca.

Cut out all this crap please.
This is my love thread.
And I shall update when I have encountered my beautiful cailin .

Riamfada

Chewbacca. wrote: »

Cut out all this crap please.
This is my love thread.
And I shall update when I have encountered my beautiful cailin .

Love Thread?

Also I wouldnt use the word "encounter" . Its like something people say in a court case.

Jack Bracken

Or a Pokemon game.

Chewbacca.

Grimes wrote: »

Love Thread?

Also I wouldnt use the word "encounter" . Its like something people say in a court case.

Nobody loves you.
get a life and stop stalking my love thread

Einstein?

Chewbacca. wrote: »

Nobody loves you.
get a life and stop stalking my love thread

I'm sorry ewok king but can you answer this question please:

Why post this in boards.ie??? Why not in some relationship forum or a ewok forum for all I know???

Chewbacca.

Einstein? wrote: »

I'm sorry ewok king but can you answer this question please:

Why post this in boards.ie??? Why not in some relationship forum or a ewok forum for all I know???

Well it was correlated with gravity, I had my fingers over the keyboard and they were attracted to keys,they went downwards at at rate of 9.81m/s until I typed ,
Why does anyone type on boards man, I felt like it
Oh theres no ewok forum

Einstein?

Chewbacca. wrote: »

Well it was correlated with gravity, I had my fingers over the keyboard and they were attracted to keys,they went downwards at at rate of 9.81m/s until I typed ,
Why does anyone type on boards man, I felt like it
Oh theres no ewok forum

It looks like someone has done some physics, and was learned very well apart from the fact that Sir Isaac Newton discovered it and not myself. If I'm being honest, I would have to admit that this thread has some priceless comedy and it might well hold out to be the funniest thread of '10. Your just hiding behind anonymity as myself but at least I don't go around the boards saying things such as:

"E = mc² and twas a fine chick in the cafeteria that I'd love to quantimize with my mathematical pendulum of fine relativity in her photonic wormhole of cosmology."

But seriously, props for you for being such a Romeo and I must wish you good look for your sheer balls of letting us share such an intimate moment.

Do keep us updated, and do provide pictures if your willing.

Chewbacca.

Einstein? wrote: »

It looks like someone has done some physics, and was learned very well apart from the fact that Sir Isaac Newton discovered it and not myself. If I'm being honest, I would have to admit that this thread has some priceless comedy and it might well hold out to be the funniest thread of '10. Your just hiding behind anonymity as myself but at least I don't go around the boards saying things such as:

"E = mc² and twas a fine chick in the cafeteria that I'd love to quantimize with my mathematical pendulum of fine relativity in her photonic wormhole of cosmology."

But seriously, props for you for being such a Romeo and I must wish you good look for your sheer balls of letting us share such an intimate moment.

Do keep us updated, and do provide pictures if your willing.

I thought you may like a scientific explanation, the comedy is fine,but too much of it isn't,
A photo?
'Since daguerreotypes were rendered on a mirrored surface, many spiritualists also became practitioners of the new art form. Spiritualists would claim that the human image on the mirrored surface was akin to looking into one's soul'
nosey parker

El Siglo

Chewbacca. wrote: »

Nobody loves you.
get a life and stop stalking my love thread

Not before you stop stalking your one from the library!:D

Also, Pics of GTFO!

Chewbacca.

El Siglo wrote: »

Not before you stop stalking your one from the library!:D

Also, Pics of GTFO!

Actually, we are stalking each other,so the stalking is in a state of equilibrium.(Einstein should confirm that)

I may get a picture painted of me and her kissing in between two book shelfs,no sure about a photo

If things go well there may even be a hollywood blockbuster in the making ,more romantic than the titanic even

Einstein?

Chewbacca. wrote: »

Actually, we are stalking each other,so the stalking is in a state of equilibrium.(Einstein should confirm that)

I may get a picture painted of me and her kissing in between two book shelfs,no sure about a photo

If things go well there may even be a hollywood blockbuster in the making ,more romantic than the titanic even

...Confirmed.

Ginja Ninja

Chewbacca. wrote: »

Actually, we are stalking each other,so the stalking is in a state of equilibrium.(Einstein should confirm that)

what makes you think she's stalking you? and if she is,just turn around.Say hello and go for a coffee or something,your argument is redundant.

unless you are both content in staring at each other from the bushes looking through binoculars,if so,you've found your solutions either way problem solved