Trivial things that totally turn you off someone

Oranage2 · 14-12-2010 6:57pm

Has anybody said "fat & ugly" yet?

Thinspired · 14-12-2010 7:09pm

Oranage2 wrote: »

Has anybody said "fat & ugly" yet?

Not really trivial things though, are they? If you're fat and ugly you probably don't stand a chance even if you chew with your mouth closed/mind your manners/ smell lovely/ are open-minded when it comes to music/don't pick your nose etc.

You're essentially doomed.

Novella · 14-12-2010 7:17pm

I'm just gonna put this out there... It is not, "People that do X/Y/Z", it's "People who". PEOPLE WHO!

Snakeblood · 14-12-2010 7:25pm

bazmaiden wrote: »

3 nipples

2 nipples, but if they're both on one side.

bodice ripper · 14-12-2010 7:50pm

orourkeda wrote: »

Bisexual are we?

yes

tommyhaas · 14-12-2010 8:02pm

For me it would be a turn off if me GF earned more then me

FoxT · 14-12-2010 8:19pm

- Can't drive competently
- eats with mouth open
- silent in bed.
- wears cheap pink tracksuits....with big belly flap hanging out
- moustaches
- Says Yaarigh when means "Are you Alright, Darling"

If she earned more than me, I would be happy out but it would be no compensation for any of the above.

sollar · 14-12-2010 8:32pm

Thinspired wrote: »

I'd run a mile from even the likes of Brad Pitt if I caught him:
- chewing with his mouth open
-loudly slurping his tea/coffee/anything
- refusing to use a knife at meals and instead hacking away with the side of the fork or shoving huge bits of food in without cutting them up
- licking his lips freakily (think Kevin McCloud from Grand Designs, shudder)
- saying I done, I seen, or ESPECIALLY 'pecifically' instead of specifically
- using big words out of context because he can't be bothered to find out the proper meaning
- wearing the crotch of his jeans somewhere around his knees
- picking constantly at dry skin on his lips
- biting his nails (especially if they're dirty!)
- spitting, it's an utterly VILE habit
-coughing/sneezing without putting his hand/tissue in front of his mouth
-belching on purpose (it's not funny) or belching without saying excuse me
- continuously sniffling instead of getting off his arse to get a tissue and blow his nose

I'll stop now before I seem completely neurotic...
No wait - guys who talk with food in their mouth, ugh!

Some women are mental.... such a list

, especially no 3.

stupidusername · 14-12-2010 8:38pm

Dravokivich wrote: »

Moaning (not the kinky kind)

guess that's me out then drav

tried to find the post to quote it but someone there said something about people pronouncing 'specifically' like 'pecifically', what is this about?? I had a lecturer who used to say this, and for some reason she used to use it an awful lot, which made it ten times worse. It's not a fricking word! :mad:

I used to be very put off people / guys not able to spell very well, but I've softened up on that a bit. I mean I like my men to be intelligent but hey some people just have some problems with spelling. Though I do like to see some effort to get things right.

sollar · 14-12-2010 8:46pm

People who bore you with stories of their children and OH

Women who have to get lifts everywhere because they are afraid to drive their own car in the snow

Far too much make up

BO

nermal15 · 14-12-2010 8:58pm

-Spitting
-Cockiness
-Condescension
-Loafer-type shoes, anything with a square toe
-Faux-American accent
-Gelled hair
-Lynx
-Music/film/tv snobbery.

lamai · 14-12-2010 9:03pm

hairy nipples

Ectoplasm · 14-12-2010 9:03pm

jokettle wrote: »

men who pull their tshirt up and scratch their belly. Just.....no.

Funny...my ex used to do that and I loved it

He'd slide his hand under lifting the shirt just a little bit and idly scratch his belly while he was thinking about something and it made me want to jump him, every time!

Lumen · 14-12-2010 9:08pm

EMF2010 wrote: »

Funny...my ex used to do that and I loved it He'd slide his hand under lifting the shirt just a little bit and idly scratch his belly while he was thinking about something and it made me want to jump him, every time!

Shirt lifter eh?

Saila · 14-12-2010 9:11pm

Giselle wrote: »

Or if they say they 'would of' done something instead of 'would have'.

wow you can tell that just by listening to those words?, how about would've

shampon · 14-12-2010 9:13pm

S***** who think there lives are like an episode of the hills.

AgileMyth · 14-12-2010 9:14pm

Thinspired wrote: »

I'd run a mile from even the likes of Brad Pitt if I caught him:
- chewing with his mouth open
-loudly slurping his tea/coffee/anything
- refusing to use a knife at meals and instead hacking away with the side of the fork or shoving huge bits of food in without cutting them up
- licking his lips freakily (think Kevin McCloud from Grand Designs, shudder)
- saying I done, I seen, or ESPECIALLY 'pecifically' instead of specifically
- using big words out of context because he can't be bothered to find out the proper meaning
- wearing the crotch of his jeans somewhere around his knees
- picking constantly at dry skin on his lips
- biting his nails (especially if they're dirty!)
- spitting, it's an utterly VILE habit
-coughing/sneezing without putting his hand/tissue in front of his mouth
-belching on purpose (it's not funny) or belching without saying excuse me
- continuously sniffling instead of getting off his arse to get a tissue and blow his nose

I'll stop now before I seem completely neurotic...
No wait - guys who talk with food in their mouth, ugh!

This list is so efficacious.

shampon · 14-12-2010 9:15pm

Thinspired wrote: »

I'd run a mile from even the likes of Brad Pitt if I caught him:
- chewing with his mouth open
-loudly slurping his tea/coffee/anything
- refusing to use a knife at meals and instead hacking away with the side of the fork or shoving huge bits of food in without cutting them up
- licking his lips freakily (think Kevin McCloud from Grand Designs, shudder)
- saying I done, I seen, or ESPECIALLY 'pecifically' instead of specifically
- using big words out of context because he can't be bothered to find out the proper meaning
- wearing the crotch of his jeans somewhere around his knees
- picking constantly at dry skin on his lips
- biting his nails (especially if they're dirty!)
- spitting, it's an utterly VILE habit
-coughing/sneezing without putting his hand/tissue in front of his mouth
-belching on purpose (it's not funny) or belching without saying excuse me
- continuously sniffling instead of getting off his arse to get a tissue and blow his nose

I'll stop now before I seem completely neurotic...
No wait - guys who talk with food in their mouth, ugh!