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Doesn't Tar have............

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  • 07-02-2010 6:00pm
    #1
    Fago!
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    ....thee most beautiful eyes in the universe.....


    Note: That was a rhetorical question. Of course he does.

    I love Tar.

    That is all.


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    Luno
    Registered Users Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    How many eyes does Tar have now? Last time I counted it was 14


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    #3
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Doesn't Tar have a lovely bottom?


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    #4
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    The lovliest Sarky.

    He smells like a meadow!


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    Sapsorrow
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Sapsorrow


    lovely orifices for the molesty-fun!


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    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    lmfao!


    /molesties all over thread


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    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Mmmm Taaaaaarrrr!


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    :cool:


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Hai Sweetcheeks. eyelashes.gif

    I don't know which one I am tonight..tbo.gif :pac:


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    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    /molesties all over thread

    Does this infer legal permission to actually touch Tar?

    :eek::eek::eek::D:cool::eek:

    /faints


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    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    I don't know which one I am tonight..tbo.gif

    Tar is man woman Tar enough for you to be both. :cool:


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Oh, do go on. popcorn1.gif

    Tar will be very interested.:pac:

    Oh!
    Wait, there is something I have to do before I speak with Tar.


    shower.gif

    /I promised to be clean at all times...:pac:


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Yeah, Tar doesn't like it when you're stinky.

    That's why my hipflask is actually filled with delicate perfume, and not whiskey as most people are led to believe >_>


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    #14
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Gis a sniff then..

    / Tar, now it's just a sniff ,it's not like I'm gonna drink it.


    /without you...


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Get away! That perfume's 40-proof! :pac:


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    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sarky wrote: »
    Yeah, Tar doesn't like it when you're stinky.

    That's why my hipflask is actually filled with delicate perfume, and not whiskey as most people are led to believe >_>

    I knew my attraction was a li...gets lost in scent..


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