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Oxymoron

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  • 08-02-2010 4:06pm
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    coldfire1x
    Registered Users Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭


    An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together:-

    1) Clearly misunderstood
    2) Exact Estimate
    3) Small Crowd
    4) Act Naturally
    5) Found Missing
    6) Fully Empty
    7) Pretty ugly
    8) Seriously funny
    9) Only choice
    10) Original copies


    And the Mother of all......

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    11) Happily Married :)


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    sam34
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    microsoft works
    passive aggressive


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    #3
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    pure evil


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    #4
    EL_Loco
    Registered Users Posts: 901 ✭✭✭EL_Loco


    there's a list somewhere I tells ya, 2 I remember from it:

    British Justice
    army intelligence


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    Dravokivich
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    Greek Actor!

    :pac:


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    Thomas828
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    Blinding darkness. Deafening silence. Pop culture.


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    Pompey Magnus
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    Environmentalist Bumper Sticker
    Homeopathic Medicine


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    CrazyRabbit
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    Truthful politician.


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    Cunsiderthis
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    Celebrity Culture


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    fobster
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    Free Lunch


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    Blackhorse Slim
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    true religion


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Happy Depression
    controlled chaos
    open secret
    organized mess
    jumbo shrimp
    alone in a crowd
    accidentally on purpose.


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    Pal
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    Great Britain


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    fobster
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    Punctual plumber


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    LeBash
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    Internet Service Provider


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    #16
    coldfire1x
    Registered Users Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭coldfire1x


    Some nice additions there :)


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    mojorex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭mojorex


    Awfully Nice


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    ya-ba-da-ba-doo
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    free education


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    Bucklesman
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    mature student


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    banquo
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    I think Microsoft Works is my favorite one of all time.


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    unreggd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,835 ✭✭✭unreggd


    Terrible nice


    Politically Correct


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    chasm
    Registered Users Posts: 2,083 ✭✭✭chasm


    Passive aggression
    Taped live
    Clearly misunderstood
    Peace force
    Extinct Life
    Temporary tax increase
    Definite maybe
    Pretty ugly
    Act naturally
    Found missing
    Good grief
    Same difference
    Almost exactly
    Government organization
    Sanitary landfill
    Alone together
    Legally drunk
    Small crowd
    Business ethics
    Soft rock


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    #23
    fobster
    Registered Users Posts: 947 ✭✭✭fobster


    The OP is a bit of an oxymoron himself... Cold fire. :pac:


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    jem
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    civil service


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    #25
    coldfire1x
    Registered Users Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭coldfire1x


    fobster wrote: »
    The OP is a bit of an oxymoron himself... Cold fire. :pac:

    I never thought about that :D


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    boardswalker
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    independent newspapers

    airline food


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    eatchicken
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    Civil War


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    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    professional sport


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