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5 Surgeons

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  • 09-02-2010 4:54pm
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    JP Liz V1
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    Five surgeons were discussing which profession provided the best patients to operate on.

    The first says: “I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

    The second responds: “Yeah, but you should try Electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded.”

    The third says: “No, I really think Librarians are the best, Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

    The fourth chimes in: “You know, I like Construction workers. These guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”

    But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no Guts, no Heart, no Balls, no brains, and no Spine, and there are only 2 moving parts – the Mouth and the Backside, which are both interchangeable.”
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