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LOL - Funny Sayings/Expressions

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  • 11-02-2010 4:49pm
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    Yve
    Registered Users Posts: 159 ✭✭


    My Dad does deliver some great one liners...

    His response to my brother Paul (16) heading in to shave the bumfluff off his chin:


    ''There's more hair on a dry cat shi*e''


    Bah ha ha :)


    Anyone else heard some good ones??


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    #2
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    I always smile when I hear somone say about tea:

    "Its so strong a mouse could trot across it."


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    Green Giant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    A friend of mine has some real gems:

    "He wouldn't stop a cow going out a gap"
    "He wouldn't bounce a basketball"
    "If there was work on the bed he'd sleep on the floor"
    "I've seen better craic in a morgue"
    "They're a shower of bottlers. They should get jobs in Ballygowan."
    "I wouldn't wipe my arse with a France jersey"
    "He knows as much about hurling as a bullock knows about Christmas"
    "They'd nearly want to know your bra size going into that pub"
    "He'd drink it out of a dirty wellington"
    "That crowd wouldn't agree on the colour of sh!te"
    "That one has a face like a bullock's bag"
    "You'd beat em with your cap"
    "He's about as much use as a chocolate teapot. In fact he's even more useless than that, because even if the teapot melts you can still eat the chocolate"
    "Go in corner forward like a good man" encouraging someone to join in a scrap outside a fast food joint at 2am
    "If I drove a souped-up car like that I'd only drive it at night when nobody would see me"
    "Wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating Taytos"
    "You can beat the wife, but you can't beat a good pint of Guinness"


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