A few cents worth

ART6

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
He gives the young boy 3 five cent coins to play with - to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the pennies and starts
slapping him on the back..
The boy coughs up 2 of the coins, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of
coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down,
neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from
her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the
boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist.
Gently at first and then ever so firmly..
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last
coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father
and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,"I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
you a doctor? "

"No," the woman replied. "I'm with the Revenue Commissioners."