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Any funny "roses are red" poems?

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  • 14-02-2010 12:26pm
    #1
    ya-ba-da-ba-doo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭


    I'll start...


    roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    if i were a dog and u were a flower,
    id cake me hind leg and give ya a shower!


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    #2
    super_furry
    Registered Users Posts: 27,340 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Rose are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I have a knife,
    Get in the van.


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    #3
    rcazzy
    Registered Users Posts: 57 ✭✭rcazzy


    Rose are red,
    Violets are purple,
    Idiot.


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    #4
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Some poems rhyme
    This one doesn't

    Roses Are Red
    Violets Are Blue
    Come To Bed
    And I Scream For You

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    They smell nice
    Unlike you


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    #5
    ya-ba-da-ba-doo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭ya-ba-da-ba-doo


    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Some poems rhyme
    This one doesn't

    Roses Are Red
    Violets Are Blue
    Come To Bed
    And I Scream For You

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    They smell nice
    Unlike you

    well done on being able to use google.


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    #6
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Ooh, a thousand pardons my lord.

    Where I come from it's spelt "Thank you."


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    #7
    gigawatt
    Registered Users Posts: 380 ✭✭gigawatt


    yeah im with misty on this one:pac: does google offend his lordship..... lol


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    #8
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    pull up your dress
    and I'll give you a "fiver" ;)


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    #9
    thee glitz
    Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭thee glitz


    rcazzy wrote: »
    Rose are red,
    Violets are purple,
    Idiot.

    Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties.
    Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name.
    I've got OCD.
    And my poetry skills are also lacking.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I have chlamydia,
    Now so do you.


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    #10
    Bearhunter
    Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Bearhunter


    Roses are red,
    violets are blue
    Yer sister's gorgeous,
    what happened to you?


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    #11
    Junco Partner
    Registered Users Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    roses are red
    violets are blue
    give me a suck
    dont make me rape you


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    #12
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue...











    ... I'll fuck you with a rake.


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    #13
    The Walsho
    Registered Users Posts: 1,251 ✭✭✭The Walsho


    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    The sink's in the kitchen,
    So why aren't you?


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    #14
    frag420
    Registered Users Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    roses are red
    violets are blue
    im a shcizophrenic
    and so am i


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    #15
    Welruc
    Registered Users Posts: 308 ✭✭Welruc


    Courtesy of the Animaniacs:

    "Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    That's what they say
    but it just isn't true

    Roses are red
    And apples are too.
    But violets are violet
    Violets aren't blue

    An orange is orange
    But Greenland's not green
    A pinky's not pink
    So what does it mean?

    To call something blue
    When it's not, we defile it
    But, ah, what the heck?
    It's hard to rhyme violet"


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    #16
    grrrrrrrrrr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 635 ✭✭✭grrrrrrrrrr


    roes are red
    violets are blue
    your a fat retarded bitch
    who doesnt have a clue!!!!


    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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