Zippper problem

coldfire1x

One Day, a girl wearing a skintight miniskirt tried to
get on to the bus. When it was her turn to get on, she
realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get
her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would get loose enough to raise her leg,
she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She
still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she
reached back once again to unzip it a little more.
Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached
back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that
she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg
only to realize that she still couldn't reach the
step.

So embarrassed the girl was, a man standing behind her
put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to
the first step of the bus. The girl turned around
furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that
way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached
around and unzipped my fly three times, I thought that
we were friends."

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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table when a hot blonde walks up and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. "I hope you don't mind," she says to the two men, "but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." She strips naked and rolls the dice.

As the dice come to a stop, she jumps up and down screams, "I WON I WON!!"

She then hugs both the dealers, picks up her money and her clothes, and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.

Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?"

The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching."

.SONIC.

hahaha some good ones there!!!:):)