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Powerful Shít

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  • 18-02-2010 2:16am
    #1
    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭


    Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it.
    Shít may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
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    CONSIDER THIS:
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    You can be shítfaced, be shít out of luck, or have shít for brains.
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    With a little effort you can get your shít together, find a place for your shít or decide to shít or get off the pot.
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    You can smoke shít, buy shít, sell shít, lose shít, find shít, forget shít, and tell others to eat shít and die.
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    You can shít or go blind, have a shít fit or just shít your life away.
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    People can be shít headed, shít brained, shít blinded, and shít over.
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    Some people know their shít while others can't tell the difference between shít and shinola.
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    There are lucky shíts, dumb shíts, crazy shíts, and sweet shíts.
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    There is bull shít, horse shít and chicken shít.
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    You can throw shít, sling shít, catch shít, or duck when the shít hits the fan.
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    You can take a shít, give a shít, or serve shít on a shingle.
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    You can find yourself in deep shít, or be happier than a pig in shít.
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    Some days are colder than shít, some days are hotter than shít, and some days are just plain shítty.
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    Some music sounds like shít, things can look like shít, and there are times when you feel like shít.
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    You can have too much shít, not enough shít, the right shít, the wrong shít or a lot of weird shít.
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    You can carry shít, have a mountain of shít, or find yourself up shít creek without a paddle.
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    Sometimes you really need this shít and sometimes you don't want any shít at all.
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    Sometimes everything you touch turns to shít and other times you swim in a lake of shít and come out smelling like a rose.
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    And remember, once you know your shít, you don't need to know anything else.


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