Most annoying things online?

OutlawPete

What annoys me most online is those god damned captcha images!!!

Just bought tickets on Ticketmaster and near had a nervous breakdown with the things. Seven of them I went through.

Surely there is a better way to find out if I'm a human.

Here's an example of what I'm talking about:

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So, anyway .. what rattles your cage online?

OutlawPete

People getting upset over trivial matters :rolleyes:

Build a bridge.

Danbo!

Twitter.


I dont give a fuck what you are doing. Fuck off.

fbi

Daemos

Flashy banner ads that distract you from what you want to do

Michellenman

99GNSV


I'll take those tickets now please.

genericguy

facebook/bebo/twitter whatever it's called now.

"what type of vegetable are you? answer these ten questions to find out!"

bonerm

Horny women in my area trying to contact me (at the bottom right of the screen) when I'm already busy trying to look at porn.

plein de force

those banner ads that say "get a free green card to live in america"
i don't fúcking want to live in america píss off:mad:

Mint Sauce

google translate, translate everthing on the website

apart from the important part!!!

InKonspikuou2

Wikipedia. It's turned every fúcker into a master know it all debater.

longshanks

bonerm wrote: »

Horny women in my area trying to contact me (at the bottom right of the screen) when I'm already busy trying to look at porn.

i have some bad news for you. those women are cheating on you, they're always contacting me as well

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

Wikipedia. It's turned every fúcker into a master know it all debater.

yep, a lot of master-debaters on t'interweb

Rhyme

n00bs.

MaybeLogic

When you google a subject, click on the link, decide it's not the site you want and click on the 'Back Button' and it won't go. They've set a trap to keep you perpetually locked in a site where you don't want to be.
Feck off.

cashback

Trying to find information on the internet can still be infuriating sometimes. We tend to think everything can be found online so when it can't be found it's frustrating. Especially if you suspect it's there, just hiding somewhere.

Mint Sauce

irish-stew wrote: »

google translate, translate everthing on the website

apart from the important part!!!

MaybeLogic wrote: »

When you google a subject, click on the link, decide it's not the site you want and click on the 'Back Button' and it won't go. They've set a trap to keep you perpetually locked in a site where you don't want to be.
Feck off.

google, the best, and the worst thing about the net

MrPain

Penis

biko

Youtube comments
Facebook groups

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

:rolleyes:

(as in, annoying - not directed at the above poster)

Mmcd

OutlawPete wrote: »

What annoys me most online is those god damned captcha images!!!

Just bought tickets on Ticketmaster and near had a nervous breakdown with the things. Seven of them I went through.

Surely there is a better way to find out if I'm a human.

Look at this ffs:

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So, anyway .. what rattles your cage online?

Nice pixelating your email address

OutlawPete

Mmcd wrote: »

Nice pixelating your email address

That wasn't mine.

I just Google Image searched 'captacha images' and that was first up

Bet you were hoping to see IrishWellHung@gmail.com :pac:

Mint Sauce

oh oh oh

<waves hand>

i have another one,

farmville, what the fcuk is that all about

InkSlinger67

Facebook, hands down!

ibarelycare

I posted this in R&R before but the one of the things that annoys me most on the internet is those girls who think they look really cool/hot/sexy while doing some retarded-looking pout in their social networking profile picture.

Exhibit A

OutlawPete

Magnus wrote: »

Youtube comments

I could never understand why nearly every video on YouTube escalated into a racism row.

I use to go back through the comments and try to find where it started but never could.

Then on the Dr.B video I uploaded, I got my evidence - it's just random fcukers going round starting sh*t.

Check out this recent comment on the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wuWs21Hj44

NothingMan

irish-stew wrote: »

oh oh oh

<waves hand>

i have another one,

farmville, what the fcuk is that all about

I have never touched it, but my sister just finished Farmville, I'm so glad you can complete it and it is finite. They joined facebook about 3 months ago and my page was just littered with "Can someone gift me a horse" or other sh1t like that. At least there's an end in sight.

ibarelycare

OutlawPete wrote: »

I could never understand why nearly every video on YouTube escalated into a racism row.

I use to go back through the comments and try to find where it started but never could.

Then on the Dr.B video I uploaded, I got my evidence - it's just random fcukers going round starting sh*t.

Check out this recent comment on the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wuWs21Hj44

Ahem...nice shameless plugging there

Dennis the Stone

Those irritating pop-up ads for poker sites.

ibarelycare

NothingMan wrote: »

I have never touched it, but my sister just finished Farmville, I'm so glad you can complete it and it is finite. They joined facebook about 3 months ago and my page was just littered with "Can someone gift me a horse" or other sh1t like that. At least there's an end in sight.

She finished it in 3 months? Jesus, is she in Farmville rehab now? Some of my friends have been looking after their's for what seems like years. One of them asked me to feed her f*cking sheep or something when she was on holidays!

NothingMan

ibarelycare wrote: »

She finished it in 3 months? Jesus, is she in Farmville rehab now? Some of my friends have been looking after their's for what seems like years. One of them asked me to feed her f*cking sheep or something when she was on holidays!

It's nuts, unfortunately I still have 3 more of my sisters on it. The one who finished obviously has more time on her hands than the others. I assumed it was some kind of virtual world, I didn't realise it had levels and stuff.

OutlawPete

ibarelycare wrote: »

Ahem...nice shameless plugging there

Excuse me but I'll have you know that a few AH clicks would be a mere ripple in the sea of hits that an OutlawPete vid receives.

Why I'm nothing short of an internet sensation I tell ya.

Second only to 'Leave Britney alone' :P

ibarelycare

OutlawPete wrote: »

Excuse me but I'll have you know that a few AH clicks would be a mere ripple in the sea of hits that an OutlawPete vid receives.

Why I'm nothing short of an internet sensation I tell ya.

Second only to 'Leave Britney alone' :P

I know most of those 3176 views are from you!

Riddle101

I have a few things that I find annoying about going online

The elitist gamers when playing online games who think they're so brilliant and then sh!t on the other gamers who aren't as great and ridicule them by calling them noobs. I'm happy to say i've never called anyone a noob when playing online, and I'm a pretty good gamer.

Youtube posters

Mint Sauce

ibarelycare wrote: »

She finished it in 3 months? Jesus, is she in Farmville rehab now? Some of my friends have been looking after their's for what seems like years. One of them asked me to feed her f*cking sheep or something when she was on holidays!

someone i know asked me to do that as well....


the sheep died.

apparantly i also was partly responsible for someones death in mafia wars, even though i have never played that either

thebman

OutlawPete wrote: »

What annoys me most online is those god damned captcha images!!!

Just bought tickets on Ticketmaster and near had a nervous breakdown with the things. Seven of them I went through.

Surely there is a better way to find out if I'm a human.

Look at this ffs:

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So, anyway .. what rattles your cage online?

That one is quite tame TBH, you should see them on their highest settings

The funny thing is most of the still mostly legible ones like below can be cracked by computers at this stage

Wazdakka

You...

*Points at screen*




EDIT:
Awwww... I just pointed at my post

Demonique

People who leave one-liners supporting a specific pairing on every YouTube episode for a particular series "Character A X Character B forever!"

Like on the Storm Hawks vids morons who go "Aerrow X Piper 4evah!" and nothing else in their post.

FFS, I can't stand it when someone does it for a pairing I support let alone one I can't stand (like Scott/Chloe in SGU)



Also morons like !Hello-Uh-AHCRAP in this thread
http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/1382685/

Thomas828

Those stupid pop-up ads used to get on my wick. Fortunately most public computers i've been using block them out. And they almost never pop up on my mobile phone.

Tells

Constant surveys on AH!

tech77

Stee wrote: »

Twitter.


I dont give a fuck what you are doing. Fuck off.

At first glance i missed the "Twitter" bit in this post.^
I was thinking "Jaysus, what did the OP do to deserve that"

Demonique

MrPain wrote: »

Penis

Ugh, don't get me started on those twunts who post close-ups of their ugly cocks on Deviant Art.
You have a penis, you think it's beautiful, we get it, now **** off

ibarelycare wrote: »

I posted this in R&R before but the one of the things that annoys me most on the internet is those girls who think they look really cool/hot/sexy while doing some retarded-looking pout in their social networking profile picture.

Exhibit A

It's Iranian Skanger time! She's wearing a bra in her pic, how classy...

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=776744846

OutlawPete

tech77 wrote: »

At first glance i missed the "Twitter" bit in this post.^
I was thinking "Jaysus, what did the OP do to deserve that"

:pac:

OutlawPete

Another thing that winds me the fcuk up is people on YouTube who put a popular title in their video and make the video screencap match.

Then when you click on it some prick says:

"Hi there, In know your looking for the 'Kayne West / Taylor Swift' video but here's my opinion.

NOBODY WANTS YOUR FCUKING OPINION YOU LOSERS!!!

RedDragonJack

cashback wrote: »

Trying to find information on the internet can still be infuriating sometimes. We tend to think everything can be found online so when it can't be found it's frustrating. Especially if you suspect it's there, just hiding somewhere.

Not to mention once you find what your looking for, can you trust the source.

alwaysadub

ibarelycare wrote: »

I posted this in R&R before but the one of the things that annoys me most on the internet is those girls who think they look really cool/hot/sexy while doing some retarded-looking pout in their social networking profile picture.

Exhibit A

Hey,how did you get hold of my facebook picture?? :pac:

I hate this new wave of text speak where they replace letters with numbers. I can't understand a word of it. (No,im not getting old). How am i meant to spy on my nephew on his bebo and facebook when i can't make head nor tail of what's being said:)


Im joking bout the spying part before someone starts on bout his privacy, blah blah, own life

Michellenman

Demonique wrote: »

It's Iranian Skanger time! She's wearing a bra in her pic, how classy...

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=776744846

I went to school with her!! :eek:

El Weirdo

ibarelycare wrote: »

I posted this in R&R before but the one of the things that annoys me most on the internet is those girls who think they look really cool/hot/sexy while doing some retarded-looking pout in their social networking profile picture.

Exhibit A

Not as bad as this stupid cow.

window_licker

Michellenman wrote: »

I went to school with her!! :eek:

hahahaha yeah i know her too

El Weirdo wrote: »

Not as bad as this stupid cow.

yeah, next time shes tryna be "sexy", she should flush the toilet behind her :eek:

OutlawPete

El Weirdo wrote: »

Not as bad as this stupid cow.

They are all Zoolandering all over the shop.

Hank_Jones

Oooo Social netwoking sites.

I have 200 friends...

Ehhh no you don't...

Fear Uladh

Probably been said before but, girls who pout for the camera, although its a great warning sign.