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Susan Boyle Joke

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  • 21-02-2010 4:03pm
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    Ronan Keating
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    Susan Boyle woke up one day and started rubbing under her arm. She started talking to it.






































    Her arm was so hairy she thought she was rubbing her pet cat Pebbles!

    :pac:


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    steve french
    Registered Users Posts: 161 ✭✭steve french


    boo!!!, are you drunk?


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    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    This can be funny. However, it requires you to think that it may be one of those "German anti-jokes" and read in the appropriate accent.


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    Ronan Keating
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭Ronan Keating


    steve french wrote: »
    boo!!!, are you drunk?

    I don't drink on Sunday Afternoons. :pac:


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    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Ronan Keating wrote: »
    I don't drink on Sunday Afternoons. :pac:
    Maybe you should consider it.


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    Skerries
    Registered Users Posts: 12,474 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    maybe she thought it was a boyle
    Untitled Image




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    #7
    Ronan Keating
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭Ronan Keating


    I'd say she has a fair few of them in her armpit!


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,482 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Quiet possibly the worst joke I have ever heard. Apart possibly from the ones told by six-year-olds.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    MickShamrock
    Registered Users Posts: 1,442 ✭✭✭MickShamrock


    That joke was terrible.


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    #10
    Ronan Keating
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭Ronan Keating


    I'll admit it wasn't great but there was an element of class to it no doubt.


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,807 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Ronan Keating wrote: »
    I'll admit it wasn't great but there was an element of class to it no doubt.
    First class ?


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    mfceiling
    Registered Users Posts: 12,840 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Ronan Keating wrote: »
    Susan Boyle woke up one day and started rubbing under her arm. She started talking to it.






































    Her arm was so hairy she thought she was rubbing her pet cat Pebbles!

    :pac:

    What happened then......?


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    Ronan Keating
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭Ronan Keating


    The joke is that she was so hairy that she thought it was her cat


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Ronan Keating wrote: »
    The joke is that she was so hairy that she thought it was her cat
    Ha, ha, ha of course.
    Now it's funny, thanks for explaining it, that makes all the difference.

    In other news.
    I had a terrible dream the other night, I dreamt I woke up with a boil on my prick, it was Susan Boyle.


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    Ronan Keating
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭Ronan Keating


    patmac wrote: »
    I had a terrible dream the other night, I dreamt I woke up with a boil on my prick, it was Susan Boyle.

    That is good. Her face is like a boil, a rotten boil. That's a good one.


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    Ronan Keating
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭Ronan Keating


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Quiet possibly the worst joke I have ever heard. Apart possibly from the ones told by six-year-olds.


    That's a bit harsh. I'mnot hilarious but it wasn't terrible either.


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    tipperaryboy
    Registered Users Posts: 945 ✭✭✭tipperaryboy


    haha..was that supposed to be a joke? not a very good one.


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    Ronan Keating
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭Ronan Keating


    Well it made you laugh!


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    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Ronan Keating wrote: »
    That's a bit harsh.
    False
    Ronan Keating wrote: »
    I'mnot hilarious
    True
    Ronan Keating wrote: »
    but it wasn't terrible either.
    False


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    teddy_303
    Registered Users Posts: 359 ✭✭teddy_303


    Perhaps the joke about her being an anti-Jihad suicide bomber defense mechanism might help? As in, "Would the would be bombers still want to blow themselves amongst many others, and have 70 virgins waiting for them in heaven, now that they know what a virgin looks like?

    That's got to be better, no?


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    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    aidan_walsh wrote: »
    This can be funny. However, it requires you to think that it may be one of those "German anti-jokes" and read in the appropriate accent.

    McBain: Did you ever notice how men always leave ze toilet seat up?
    I]pause[/I Zat's the joke.
    Man: I]from audience[/I You suck, McBain!
    I]McBain pulls a machine gun and fires into the audience[/I


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    Optimalprimerib
    Registered Users Posts: 1,885 ✭✭✭Optimalprimerib


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    McBain: Did you ever notice how men always leave ze toilet seat up?
    I]pause[/I Zat's the joke.
    Man: I]from audience[/I You suck, McBain!
    I]McBain pulls a machine gun and fires into the audience[/I
    The first thing that came into my head when i read that


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,482 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Ronan Keating wrote: »
    That's a bit harsh. I'mnot hilarious but it wasn't terrible either.

    I don`t know if you are or not, but the joke most certainly is terrible.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Gillette have just given the Tiger Woods Contract to SB.


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    #25
    wonderboysam
    Registered Users Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭wonderboysam


    dude your jokes have gone off the boyle


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    Ronan Keating
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭Ronan Keating


    The joke was so funny I got a boyle on my throat from laughing at it!


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    randomname
    Registered Users Posts: 417 ✭✭randomname


    Ronan Keating wrote: »
    The joke was so funny I got a boyle on my throat from laughing at it!


    You say it best when you say nothing at all, as quoted by another poster earlier.


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    #28
    Ronan Keating
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭Ronan Keating


    randomname wrote: »
    You say it best when you say nothing at all.


    'Cause every time You leave me I'm sad
    The moment You're returning I'm glad
    So let's not go forgetting
    What we had
    'Cause its bad
    So damn bad, yeah...


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    #29
    Ronan Keating
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭Ronan Keating


    Susan Boyle met a man who said he thought she was beautiful.

    She was over the moon until....








    ...he told her...



















    ...it was an April Fool!


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    Dilynnio
    Registered Users Posts: 736 ✭✭✭Dilynnio


    haha!u so funny!

    Im sure she isn't bothered by the jokes......she received a cheque for 4.5 million today from her record company on her birthday!

    Nice! :)


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    #31
    Ronan Keating
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭Ronan Keating


    A nice big durty wan for her there.

    Wonder what she'll spend it on?

    A brazillian!


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