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Susan Boyle Joke

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    #32
    Dlite
    Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭Dlite


    Ronan Keating wrote: »
    A nice big durty wan for her there.

    Wonder what she'll spend it on?

    A brazillian!


    No, a landing strip.

    For her plane.


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    #33
    Ronan Keating
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭Ronan Keating


    Dlite wrote: »
    No, a landing strip.

    For her plane.

    No, a buffet.


    For her cat Pebbles.


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    #34
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Ronan Keating wrote: »
    No, a buffet.


    For her cat Pebbles.

    Just give up.


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    #35
    Jumpy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Sigh.

    It looks like I am going to have to rescue this.
    Amazing isn't it? They can put a man on the moon, but they can't put a man on Susan Boyle.
    How many Susan Boyle's does it take to change a lightbulb?

    AGHHH, Turn it off, turn it off!!
    If you get an email sent to you with an attachment called, 'Susan Boyle Naked', DO NOT CLICK ON THE ATTACHMENT.
    It isn't a virus, it's a picture of Susan Boyle Naked.
    So Susan Boyle is admitting she is a virgin. Well, I guess Scotland's drinking problems aren't as bad as we thought.


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    #36
    Ronan Keating
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭Ronan Keating


    Surprisingly, Boyle did not even receive a nomination for the best new female artist. Insiders believe Boyle was snubbed because she is not trendy, stylish, or a woman.


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    What's got black curly hair and lips that have never been kissed?

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    Susan Boyle's smelly old fanny.


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    #37
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,482 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Troll.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #38
    Ronan Keating
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭Ronan Keating


    It's a joke.

    But it mightn't be to everyones taste.


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