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  • 23-02-2010 11:22am
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    Tiny Explosions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭


    A woman goes shoe-shopping one day. As the salesman is helping her try on shoes he notices she is not wearing panties.
    He looks at the woman and says, "Man, I'd love to fill that with ice cream and eat it!"

    The woman slaps the man and runs home to tell her husband.
    The husband acts disinterested and his wife gets angry and asks,
    "Aren't you going to do anything?!"

    The husband replies, "First of all, you have too many shoes as it is.
    Second, you shouldn't be out shopping without panties. And third of all,
    there's no way I'm going to mess with someone who can eat that much ice cream!"


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    #2
    fend
    Registered Users Posts: 661 ✭✭✭fend


    Tiny Explosions wrote: »
    The husband acts disinterested and his wife gets angry and asks

    Isnt it uninterested?


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    Tiny Explosions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Tiny Explosions


    fend wrote: »
    Isnt it uninterested?


    A bored person is uninterested. Do not confuse this word with the much rarer disinterested, which means “objective, neutral.”


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    C0SM0
    Registered Users Posts: 104 ✭✭C0SM0


    fend wrote: »
    Isnt it uninterested?

    Ha Ha, smart arse fend got bitch slapped, nice one Tiny!!


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