In the play-pen: Jumpguy

Ginja Ninja

*drumroll* out next contestant is a mystery, no one know the true origins of this masked marauder is he even human? or some strange robotic experiment sent back through time to bulk out the numbers on the playpen waiting list.

ladies and gentlemen the award winning boardsie that is:Jumpguy


my first question: Do you still want to be in the playpen?

Extrasupervery

What the frick does jumpguy mean?

A Neurotic

Why am I your hero?

hitlersson666

Where does jumpguy sleep at night

Davidius

Do you plan to go through a period of thanking every post you come across?

Konata

Is having the most posts in The Den your greatest life achievement to date?
Do you think you deserve an award?
How did you manage to do it and study for your Leaving at the same time?
Are you actually Superman?

soccymonster

Me or deise?
John or Edward?
What would you order in a chinese?

And your fave cheeeese please?

suitcasepink

Will you be organising an epic msn part-ay at the weekend because you got your thread?
What colour are your bedroom walls?
Will you explain the LCVP? :P:P
Flavour crisps?

jumpguy

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

my first question: Do you still want to be in the playpen?

Yeah sure tis' grand. :pac:

Extrasupervery wrote: »

What the frick does jumpguy mean?

I chose it ages ago, cause I was reading the biography of Mario (the video game charector). He was actually first called "jumpman" and was a carpenter as far as I can remember (Jesus-esqu abit imo) and so I just swapped the "man" for "guy" as jumpman was taken on alot of places you'd sign up to.

A Neurotic wrote: »

Why am I your hero?

So many reasons...you're a sound lad for one...you do medicine and therefore I better suck up to you if I want vital information for you. :pac:

hitlersson666 wrote: »

Where does jumpguy sleep at night

Outside in the cold, I enjoy the solitude.

Davidius wrote: »

Do you plan to go through a period of thanking every post you come across?

Yes. I have one of them every now and then, my way of spreading the love. :pac:

Hotaru wrote: »

Is having the most posts in The Den your greatest life achievement to date?
Do you think you deserve an award?
How did you manage to do it and study for your Leaving at the same time?
Are you actually Superman?

Umm...it's up there. I've actually been trying to slow it down in the past while so the gap might've closed abit...but I think Pygmalion is onto me as he's posting less in there too.

Well, the "Best Jumpguy" votes went down as well as the Iranian elections.

I'm not sure, there should be an extra hour added onto the day tbh...

Some would say I am, some would say I'm not. I'm hardly going to reveal the truth.

soccymonster wrote: »

Me or deise?
John or Edward?
What would you order in a chinese?

And your fave cheeeese please?

Tough one. I choose them.

Kenan.

Anything in satay sauce and chips.

Those awesome cheddar blocks you get...I'd nearly eat the entire block single-handedly.

deise_girl wrote: »

Will you be organising an epic msn part-ay at the weekend because you got your thread?
What colour are your bedroom walls?
Will you explain the LCVP?
Flavour crisps?

...No...It's you that does that :P

Blue and yellow (I think...), abit ****ed up, but I sleep outside as mentioned so it doesn't really matter.

Done.

Doritoes Chilli Heatwave

Craguls

Favourite guitar solo?

Fad

Is D4RK's power cable long enough?

Heaviest band you like?

brummytom

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in public?

soccymonster

brummytom wrote: »

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in public?

Do you regret it?

If you had to do that such thing again for a certain amount of money, how much would you do it for? :cool:

Jako8

If you could remove one country from existence what one would it be and why?

Favourite album/song?

jumpguy

Craguls wrote: »

Favourite guitar solo?

I'll probably think of a better one later and say "****! why didn't I say that?!" I'd say off the top of my head the one at the end of Hotel California by The Eagles is pretty ****ing awesome.

Fad wrote: »

Is D4RK's power cable long enough?

Heaviest band you like?

1 meter? Sure he's practically be next the fecking wall. He's clearly embarrassed about it. Definetly not. Glad I never bought it...

Sorry...missed that! I don't really like anything too heavy, a tiny bit of Disturbed's heavy stuff is alright, or Rammstein (is Rammstein even heavy?)

brummytom wrote: »

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in public?

-_- You're an evil young man. ...indecent defecation..."

brummytom

jumpguy wrote: »

-_- You're an evil young man. ...indecent defecation..."

Sorry, what? I didn't hear you


/switches on hearing aid

jumpguy wrote: »

...indecent defecation..."

Oh right, good man

jumpguy

soccymonster wrote: »

Do you regret it?

If you had to do that such thing again for a certain amount of money, how much would you do it for? :cool:

Umm...I dunno, I kinda laugh about it now. I guess this is what people do for fame.

-_- About 10 fiddy.

Jako8 wrote: »

If you could remove one country from existence what one would it be and why?

Favourite album/song?

I know somebody said it before, but my first reaction would be North Korea. It seem to have a brainwashed, fanatic yet malnourished and poor populace, and all it seems to be good for is posing an international nuclear threat and raising tensions in south-east Asia. Then again, that's only if I HAD to. If I COULD, I wouldn't. :P

Favourite album - Hot Fuss by the Killers, Lungs by Florence and the Machine.

soccymonster

jumpguy wrote: »

-_- About 10 fiddy.

Really now?
You seem to me like you'd do something embarrassing for 20 bob.

Ah well.

Konata

Do you think humans actually exist or we're all just a figment of some alien's imagination?

How high can you jump?

Favourite place in the world?

Pygmalion

jumpguy wrote: »

Umm...it's up there. I've actually been trying to slow it down in the past while so the gap might've closed abit...but I think Pygmalion is onto me as he's posting less in there too.

But i'm nowhere near the top, there's like 4 people you have to worry about before me.

Do you feel ashamed at losing the best jumpguy award?

Favourite food and drink?

TV shows you've watched recently?
Films?

phlegms

What length is an adequately sized power cable?
Does size even matter when it comes to power cables? If so, explain.

SarcasticFairy

What's your favourite meaning of "\o/"?

Fad

jumpguy wrote: »

Sorry...missed that! I don't really like anything too heavy, a tiny bit of Disturbed's heavy stuff is alright, or Rammstein (is Rammstein even heavy?)

Rammestein are heavy, whereas Disturbed are shít

highlydebased

oh hai jumpguy.

Do you like travelling by train?

degausserxo

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

jumpguy

Hotaru wrote: »

Do you think humans actually exist or we're all just a figment of some alien's imagination?

How high can you jump?

Favourite place in the world?

I've often wondered this, but I think we actually exist. Although I've often wondered if only was I see exists, and when I don't see it ceases to exist. Don't think that's exactly plausible either though...

Depends on the surface I happen to jump upon of course. If I was jumping on grass, as I often do for fun, and raised my legs, I'd say I'd get to about 80cm, with serious commitment.

Well, I haven't seen the vast majority of the world (yet!), but so far I'd have to say the Cork/Kerry coastline, and Achill Island springs to mind. A decent chunk of my family is now living in Dublin, and I quite like it there too, although I'm not sure if that's just for the city!

Pygmalion wrote: »

But i'm nowhere near the top, there's like 4 people you have to worry about before me.

Do you feel ashamed at losing the best jumpguy award?

Favourite food and drink?

TV shows you've watched recently?
Films?

Sorry, got confused with the argh thread!

I was more appalled by the discrepancies in the voting...for example, about 2 million voted "NOT jumpguy", when there's not even half that on boards (I think).

Favourite Food: Good cheesecake, or chocolate cake ie. I love cake.
Favourite Drink: A cuppa tea on a cold day, one sugar, a good bit of milk.

Most recent show I watched was Air Crash Investigation on National Geographic yesterday, a jet that crashed in Vietnam as part of Operation Babylift during the Vietnam War.

phlegms wrote: »

What length is an adequately sized power cable?
Does size even matter when it comes to power cables? If so, explain.

I'd say atleast 2 meters, maybe 2.5 meters.

Size matters, what if you want to charge your laptop/netbook and use it at the same time? The HD spins faster and the computer generally operates faster when plugged in also. Hence, if you have a short power cable, then you'll be very close to the wall when you want to use the computer with the cable in.

SarcasticFairy wrote: »

What's your favourite meaning of "\o/"?

The meaning I originally thought it was!

Fad wrote: »

Rammestein are heavy, whereas Disturbed are shít

Yerr, I was 14 and foolish at the time.

Neon-Circles wrote: »

oh hai jumpguy.

Do you like travelling by train?

Love it!

degausserxo wrote: »

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

This is difficult to answer, since you haven't asked what units you'd like the answer to be expressed in.

Pygmalion

jumpguy wrote: »

I was more appalled by the discrepancies in the voting...for example, about 2 million voted "NOT jumpguy", when there's not even half that on boards (I think).

2^31 - 1 IIRC (or, in binary: 01111111111111111111111111111111).
What a coincidence that it was exactly the largest positive integer that can be stored in a signed 32-bit value >.>

jumpguy

Pygmalion wrote: »

2^31 - 1 IIRC (or, in binary: 01111111111111111111111111111111).
What a coincidence that it was exactly the largest positive integer that can be stored in a signed 32-bit value >.>

Wow really? That is kinda cool, in a very geeky way. No wonder it was that, all KnifeWRENCH did then was put in the maximum numbers allowed...

Jackobyte

Care to share the thing you said you'd explain 6 months later? The thing you made a fool of yourself about, or so you say.

suitcasepink

Jackobyte wrote: »

Care to share the thing you said you'd explain 6 months later? The thing you made a fool of yourself about, or so you say.

So much for me being the one who gets facepalmed!
Dude read Brummy, jumpie and soccys conversation on this thread, it will give a clue! :P

Konata

Which is the superior gender?

Jackobyte

deise_girl wrote: »

So much for me being the one who gets facepalmed!
Dude read Brummy, jumpie and soccys conversation on this thread, it will give a clue! :P

I didn't realize they were the same thing. I read them but didn't cop that this was the thing he wouldn't talk about at the time.

jumpguy

Jackobyte wrote: »

Care to share the thing you said you'd explain 6 months later? The thing you made a fool of yourself about, or so you say.

See what deise said. :pac:

Hotaru wrote: »

Which is the superior gender?

Depends on what you mean superior...like physically, men are superior. I've always avoided thinking about it, because obviously it's a biased debate!

However, it must be noted that since women have been given more rights...they've accelerated in many, many places and are now better than men.

The best example of this is, of course, academically. Perhaps this shows that women are naturally meant to be the "thinkers" in society and men the ones that carry out the practical work. It even appears men are physically built for a such a purpose. I wonder if the shoe was on the other foot, and most country leaders were female, would the world be a better, more understanding, friendlier place? Would there be such a thing as war?
Of course, this is speaking in a very broad sense, taking in all of society. Obviously, if you there's alot of males very good academically and poor practically and so on, but I'm taking into account the populace at large.

Arcade Panda

Batman or superman?

What's you favourite florence and the machine song?

Why do you want to do medicine?

Favourite film?

God...yay or nay?

What's the most embaressing song on your ipod?

suitcasepink

Brown or white bread?
What are the differences between you and Brummytom?

jumpguy

Arcade Panda wrote: »

Batman or superman?

What's you favourite florence and the machine song?

Why do you want to do medicine?

Favourite film?

God...yay or nay?

What's the most embaressing song on your ipod?

Batman!

Rabbit Heart I'd say (although that's also a contestant for most embarrassing )

I love biology (science in general tbh), I love human health and bodily systems, I don't want a secluded lab job where I'm away from people ALL the time, I want to make abit of a difference and do something fulfilling, it's a great avenue for greater opportunities and travel, money chicks and more chicks, easy to travel, want a challenge...

I haven't seen Avatar yet, so I'm saying District 9.

Yay, but it's abit more complex than that!

Lies by McFly (it was on the Now CD!).

deise_girl wrote: »

Brown or white bread?
What are the differences between you and Brummytom?

Brownage.

Loads! LOADDDDS!

Jackobyte

Do you put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up?

jumpguy

Jackobyte wrote: »

Do you put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up?

How the **** can I drink a coconut?

Konata

jumpguy wrote: »

How the **** can I drink a coconut?

Were you aware of the fact that coconuts contain milk inside them?

Jackobyte

jumpguy wrote: »

How the **** can I drink a coconut?

Ask harry nilsson.

jumpguy

Hotaru wrote: »

Were you aware of the fact that coconuts contain milk inside them?

Then why didn't he say coconut milk?! He implied I could drink the coconut, an impossible task, unless I somehow grinded it down into a very fine dust, mixed it with a large amount of water, and drank it that way...

Jackobyte

jumpguy wrote: »

Then why didn't he say coconut milk?! He implied I could drink the coconut, an impossible task, unless I somehow grinded it down into a very fine dust, mixed it with a large amount of water, and drank it that way...

Pretty sure you're taking the piss but just in case you aren't, lyrics from a song called "Coconut" by harry nilsson if you aren't messing, used in a coke advert as well.

jumpguy

Jackobyte wrote: »

not sure if you're taking the piss or not? Lyrics from a song called "Coconut" by harry nilsson is you aren't messing, used in a coke advert as well.

I only knew it from the Coke advert, and yes I'm taking the piss FFS! :pac:

Jackobyte

jumpguy wrote: »

I only knew it from the Coke advert, and yes I'm taking the piss FFS! :pac:

Edited as you posted.

A Neurotic

Why you such a pimp?

highlydebased

Sprechen sie Deutsch?

soccymonster

Would you be scared about meeting me in RL?

Luno

If you could be any nationality what would it be?
Favourite smell?:)

Craguls

Favourite past times?

jumpguy

A Neurotic wrote: »

Why you such a pimp?

Cause I'm black and have a cane.

Neon-Circles wrote: »

Sprechen sie Deutsch?

Ja, ich lerne es in die Schule.

soccymonster wrote: »

Would you be scared about meeting me in RL?

Umm, not really, my biggest worry about meeting anyone from the internet though would I'd have nothing to say!

M&S* wrote: »

If you could be any nationality what would it be?
Favourite smell?:)

Jamican man. :cool:

Smell of petrol is one of the first that comes to mind.

Craguls wrote: »

Favourite past times?

Cycling, reading, TV, PS3 with friends, jogging, playing soccer with friends (even though I hate professional soccer) and I love driving...so ghey you need to be 17 to get a provisional license.

Pigwidgeon

If you could have one wish, and one wish only, no wishing for more wishes, what would you wish for?

wow I said wish a lot there...