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Good old Duct Tape.!

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  • 24-02-2010 2:38pm
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    dak
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    Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He
    walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

    "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted
    to ask out, but I got too excited every time I saw her?"


    "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

    "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to
    ask her out, and she agreed."

    "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

    "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd
    get too excited again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg,
    so if I did, it wouldn't show".


    "Sensible" says Jeff.

    "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered
    it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."

    "And what happened then?"

    "I kicked her in the face."


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    Dravokivich
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    t'is a classic... remember a teacher telling us this when i was 14... hahaha


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    t'is a classic... remember a teacher telling us this when i was 14... hahaha
    He wasn't a Christian Brother by any chance?


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