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A poem about Tar

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  • 26-02-2010 3:16pm
    #1
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭


    Tar, we <3 you, you know.
    While we love to watch you leave, we're sad to see you go.
    Noobs are all confused about your gender,
    Because they're scared of being a bender.
    So they joke about it like a prat,
    Even though we'd ALL tap that.

    Continue plzkthx


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    #2
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    LOL... that was crap :pac:


    /kicks in shin


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    #3
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Quiet you, that was beautiful. It shook me to my deep Earths core.

    *continue*


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    #4
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    *snigger*


    It was ghhhheeyyyyy :pac:


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    #5
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Who's that Tar girl?
    She's so fine!
    I hope that one day,
    She'll be mine!
    :D


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    #6
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Will she shoite.


    /kicks in vag


    :pac:


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    #7
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Let's hear your poem then, cougar! ;) :P :pac:






    I'm in trouble now


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    #8
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Let's hear your poem then, cougar! ;) :P :pac: I'm in trouble now
    I kinda liked it :o



    Rawr.



    I couldn't possibly, it would be full of filth ;)


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    #9
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Let's hear your poem then, cougar! ;) :P :pac:

    Oh gawd it's best not to post her 'poems' in public!




    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Who's that Tar girl?
    She's so fine!
    I hope that one day,
    She'll be mine!
    :D

    Fantastic, quite the way with words and rhinestones you have :p


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    hitlersson666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    Just like my heart, Tar is sticky
    Tar like cow, Tar like Kittle
    Like a Car Tar will drive far
    Tar one day will be ikki
    tar tar tar
    forever tar
    will be a car


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    Closed ac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭Closed ac


    hitlersson666 wrote: »
    Just like my heart, Tar is sticky
    Tar like cow, Tar like Kittle
    Like a Car Tar will drive far
    Tar one day will be ikki
    tar tar tar
    forever tar
    will be a car

    That was beautiful..


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    #12
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Shes looking at her in a way she never did before,
    She knows its wrong but she wants more,
    Theres a familar hand running up her body,
    They could find out; but shes not sorry,
    lips so soft and slow on hers; she purrs,
    They're calling us from downstairs,
    Do we stop now?; or is it who cares?


    The rest is pay-per-view I'm afraid ;)


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    hitlersson666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    Tar is a man!
    Aman with muscles and a heart of gold
    when he gets happy he pees tar!
    This is Tar.Aldarion


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    #14
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Abitar wrote: »
    The rest is pay-per-view I'm afraid ;)

    Like anyone'd pay for that muck...


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    #15
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Sarky wrote: »
    Like anyone'd pay for that muck...

    Lmao...ooooh Scaldy Spice... :pac:


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    #16
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You're the one plagiarising girl bands, petal. :pac:


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    #17
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    >_>

    <_<



    Petal.


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    #18
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    Uh, uh
    Yo, yo, yo
    They wanna know

    Who's that girl?
    (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
    Tar's that girl
    (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
    Who's that girl?
    (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
    Tar's that girl
    (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)

    Can I turn you on by my word's spell?
    Look into my eyes think I want you, can't tell
    Me I keep it sexy, daddy so I can't fail
    Keep it gangsta for the cowards so I give 'em hell

    Who's that girl?
    (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
    Tar's that girl
    (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
    Tar's that girl?
    (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
    Tar's that girl
    (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)


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    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,133 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    oh Tar Aldarion
    you make me feel so young
    from your sexy looks to the food that you cook
    tar aldarion

    I love youuuuu


    I met tar in a hotel one night
    you drank at the bar and all that ****e
    you came up to me and asked me to dance
    and in a dark brown i said

    oh Tar Aldarion
    you make me feel so young
    from your sexy looks to the food that you'll cook
    Tar aldarion

    I love youuuuu


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    #20
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    ^ Still stoned?! :eek:


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    #21
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,133 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    oh come onnnn gimmie some cred :)


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    #22
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Still stoned but slightly more coherent? :D


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    #23
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    There was a young flower called Tar
    Who decided to go to a bar
    She met a nice guy
    All seductive and sly
    And she took him home and smoked his cigar.


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    #24
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Much better :pac:


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    #25
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    banshee_bones wrote: »
    Uh, uh
    Yo, yo, yo
    They wanna know

    Who's that girl?
    (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
    Tar's that girl
    (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
    Who's that girl?
    (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
    Tar's that girl
    (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)

    Can I turn you on by my word's spell?
    Look into my eyes think I want you, can't tell
    Me I keep it sexy, daddy so I can't fail
    Keep it gangsta for the cowards so I give 'em hell

    Who's that girl?
    (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
    Tar's that girl
    (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
    Tar's that girl?
    (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
    Tar's that girl
    (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)

    cherryghost wrote: »
    oh Tar Aldarion
    you make me feel so young
    from your sexy looks to the food that you cook
    tar aldarion

    I love youuuuu


    I met tar in a hotel one night
    you drank at the bar and all that ****e
    you came up to me and asked me to dance
    and in a dark brown i said

    oh Tar Aldarion
    you make me feel so young
    from your sexy looks to the food that you'll cook
    Tar aldarion

    I love youuuuu
    Sarky wrote: »
    There was a young flower called Tar
    Who decided to go to a bar
    She met a nice guy
    All seductive and sly
    And she took him home and smoked his cigar.

    and i jizzed in my pants


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    #26
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Like a boss?


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    #27
    crispsandwiches
    Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭crispsandwiches


    why tar?


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    #28
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Haiku time!

    Her touch, gentle rain.
    In her smile, the summer sun.
    Tar is dead sexy.


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    #29
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Ew. Moar ghey.


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    #30
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You're just jealous because the closest you can get to poetic license is kicking someone in the crotch.


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    #31
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Tar you're my everything,
    I'd like to think that maybe we could have a fling.
    Tar you're so great,
    I really hope that we could date.
    I'd hold you close so we could have huggles,
    And bitch and moan about those Harry Potter muggles.
    I don't care about your gender or your starsign,
    I just want the thought of knowing that you're mine.

    Giz a roide you sexy man/girl you.


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