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Moral decision

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    #32
    Elenxor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭Elenxor


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    Piss off you bogger , this is serious we are dealing with people here not sheep you fool!!!
    O.K. there "COWBOY"







    .........O.K. there "COWBOY"













    ..


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    #33
    Horsefumbler
    Registered Users Posts: 1,823 ✭✭✭Horsefumbler


    that kid's got some pretty amazing parents. I think its going to do well in life


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    #34
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Wow, now you're going to be banned on top of your circumstances.
    It's all going wrong for you!

    Poor OP: first some inconsiderate mare goes and impregnates some skeevy tramp lovely respectable young lady by putting his love-sauce in her "clunge" (nice Inbetweeners reference by the way :) ) and now he might be banned from Boards? This has to be, like, the worst day ever!
    BluesBerry wrote: »
    This is all just fantasy
    The events are very unlikley to have happened

    OP was this a dream you happened to have had

    Just so we're all on the same page here, we all know this complete and utter horse-shit, right?!


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    #35
    flowersagogo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭flowersagogo


    puttin super glue on toilet seats is always going to seem so tame after reading this one......


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    #36
    deisedude
    Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭deisedude


    Was this the woman you knocked up OP?:D

    http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/30/blow-up-doll.jpg


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    #37
    me-skywalker
    Registered Users Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭me-skywalker


    I will come and I will use the force to remove said baby from 'owner of the house friend's' body and insert into 'putting cum into vagina friend'! Damn her how could she do that to both of you!!


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    #38
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    Now the owner of the house is pregnant and wants to get an abortion which i dont mind , but when we were having sex the other girl was putting my cum into the other girls vagina this makes her part of it too so should we tell her. The owner says it has nothing to do with her, but i disagree she is just as responsible as me and should be told, so should I tell her?

    Wait are you saying that you think one girl impregnated the other? Is that what it is? Do you think she's the dad or something? wtf??


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    #39
    flowersagogo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭flowersagogo


    spit and polish -see what i did there,three threads at once!


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    #40
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    ..... so should I tell her?

    Only if she is a dream analyst....


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    #41
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    you really should be more responsible with your property op.


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    #42
    D.R cowboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭D.R cowboy


    me-skywalker wrote: »
    I will come and I will use the force to remove said baby from 'owner of the house friend's' body and insert into 'putting cum into vagina friend'! Damn her how could she do that to both of you!!

    I wish you could mate , I m doing the leaving as well and I need to concentrate as I'm 21 and I have to go to college this year she better not **** that up on me


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    #43
    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    What film was this?


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    #44
    Elenxor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭Elenxor


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Ye aren't people, ye are made up and on the internet.

    Besides the fact you are lying too, or they were heifers!

    Yer dead right daz....

    although I don't think there would have been enough to fill a heifers' "CLUNGE"


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    #45
    D.R cowboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭D.R cowboy


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Wait are you saying that you think one girl impregnated the other? Is that what it is? Do you think she's the dad or something? wtf??

    I'm just saying if the sh**t hits the fan , I have a reputation too keep


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    #46
    deisedude
    Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭deisedude


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    I wish you could mate , I m doing the leaving as well and I need to concentrate as I'm 21 and I have to go to college this year she better not **** that up on me

    How dare she get infected with your seed, the cheek of her.

    If you are 21 doing the leaving, i doubt it would be anyone elses fault you can't get into college


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    #47
    me-skywalker
    Registered Users Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭me-skywalker


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    I wish you could mate , I m doing the leaving as well and I need to concentrate as I'm 21 and I have to go to college this year she better not **** that up on me

    I willl need you to close your eyes and concentrate. I will focus my midi-chlorians on 'putting cum into vagina friend'....

    3...

    2...

    Uuuhhhhh...

    ohhh **** cam too early


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    #48
    flowersagogo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭flowersagogo


    yer goin to have more than a reputation to keep if this goes all the way...


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    #49
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    Help
    I Have a moral choice to make here, i was a friends house a few weeks ago which happened to be a girl, and we were drinking before going out , and one of that girls friends came over too, so we were all sitting their getting drunk until the girl who owned the house decide to start getting sexual with me and one thing lead to another and we giving it loads, then she suggested that the other girl join in who was very drunk at this stage and we started to have sex the 3 of us.

    Now the owner of the house is pregnant and wants to get an abortion which i dont mind , but when we were having sex the other girl was putting my cum into the other girls vagina this makes her part of it too so should we tell her. The owner says it has nothing to do with her, but i disagree she is just as responsible as me and should be told, so should I tell her?

    you're supposed to end that story with ....

    .... I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
    And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air."     :rolleyes:


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    #50
    Gillington
    Registered Users Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    The ratings on Jeremy Kyle will hit an all time high when this show airs.


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    #51
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    when we were having sex the other girl was putting my cum into the other girls vagina

    This I don't get.
    Either you've got a very small wiener to say the other girl could get in too, or she's got flaps like a clown's pocket.


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    #52
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    I'm just saying if the sh**t hits the fan , I have a reputation too keep



    :D

    Laughing uncontrollably.

    Thanks OP, I needed that.:D


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    #53
    Wizard007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 679 ✭✭✭Wizard007


    This has to be the best thread on here in a long time. Where are the stars and stickie? :p:p:p:p:p


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    #54
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Wizard007 wrote: »
    This has to be the best thread on here in a long time. Where are the stars and stickie? :p:p:p:p:p

    It was fingered into the other woman by the pregnant householder. Keep up, will you!


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    #55
    D.R cowboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭D.R cowboy


    staker wrote: »
    This I don't get.
    Either you've got a very small wiener to say the other girl could get in too, or she's got flaps like a clown's pocket.

    No what happened was when I was about to cum I pulled out and ejaculated into the girls mouth and then she dribbled it back into the(owner) girls vagina , which I think she thought would be horny


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    #56
    Wizard007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 679 ✭✭✭Wizard007


    bonerm wrote: »
    It was fingered into the other woman by the pregnant householder. Keep up, will you!

    My bad :o:p


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    #57
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    No what happened was when I was about to cum I pulled out and ejaculated into the girls mouth and then she dribbled it back into the(owner) girls vagina , which I think she thought would be horny

    And what was the name of this porno you are just after watching?


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    #58
    Gannicus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    SoulTrader wrote: »
    <12 years later>

    "So Mommy, how was I conceived?"

    "Well, this girl who used to be my friend, took a handful of cum off of some drunk guy and shoved it in my vagina".

    ]dude funniest post i have ever seen on this so far. comic genius


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    #59
    Wizard007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 679 ✭✭✭Wizard007


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    No what happened was when I was about to cum I pulled out and ejaculated into the girls mouth and then she dribbled it back into the(owner) girls vagina , which I think she thought would be horny

    Jaysus :eek:


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    #60
    Gannicus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    Piss off you bogger , this is serious we are dealing with people here not sheep you fool!!!

    Bacon is from pigs dude not sheep.


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    #61
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    SoulTrader wrote: »
    <12 years later>

    "So Mommy, how was I conceived?"

    "Well, this girl who used to be my friend, took a handful of cum off of some drunk guy and shoved it in my vagina".

    Post of the day..


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