Whats some tips for being successful in impressing a D4 girl?

ronaldoshaky

especially when your dirt poor

(I'm serious!)

MagicMarker

Learn about punctuation and grammar.

Cookie_Monster

No.

Batmans dad

get fat and pretend you play rugby

helimachoptor

Batmans dad wrote: »

get fat and pretend you play rugby

+1 and change your name to Fiachra, Ross etc...

Mr. Presentable

Seriously, stop thinking of her as her post-code. Be yourself - not because that's so great, but because it 's the easy and honest thing.

A girls like similar things from guys: Confidence, humour and attention.

Batmans dad

nipplenuts wrote: »

Seriously, stop thinking of her as her post-code. Be yourself - not because that's so great, but because it 's the easy and honest thing.

A girls like similar things from guys: Confidence, humour and attention.

pffft..... with d4 girls theyll mace ya if u even mention dns.

say your daddy owns saudi arabia and you know brian o driscoll. plus get a tan and dye your hair blonde and wear polo shirts. hang around ucd or blackrock shopping centre during the day and the likes of dandelion or someother pretencious kip at night. and remember, most importantly, above all else....any hint of anything like a real dublin accent will get you a restraining order.

happy hunting

Atomic Pineapple

not much hope for a meath bogger stuck in south dublin then

opinion guy

You are breaking the most important rule of dating - never, ever do anything to impress anybody. Do something because you want to do it (um presuming its legal!). If they like it good, if they don't then your well enough without them.

Cookie_Monster

draffodx wrote: »

not much hope for a meath bogger stuck in south dublin then

don't worry, your missing nothing

Fratton Fred

Classiest girls in South Dublin come from Ballybrack.

(Hopefully that will earn me a few brownie points!!)

Orizio

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

don't worry, your missing nothing

Now now I'm sure there is a place for fake blonde oompa loompas with a ghastly, barely legible accent... (America for example).

ronaldoshaky

Orizio wrote: »

Now now I'm sure there is a place for fake blonde oompa loompas with a ghastly, barely legible accent... (America for example).

The Wesley, Roysh?

calex71

Batmans dad wrote: »

wear polo shirts

Unless that polo has a popped collar, she'll smell a rat for sure

If all else fails complement her on her, baggy hoodie / j/leggings / ugg boot / bed head ensemble

Tail Wagger

ronaldoshaky wrote: »

especially when your dirt poor

(I'm serious!)

Tell her your from D.8 Donore Avenue .... St.Theresa's Gardens, nice place good honest to god people!.......she'll love you for that.

calex71

Tail Wagger wrote: »

Tell her your from D.8 Donore Avenue .... St.Theresa's Gardens, nice place good honest to god people!.......she'll love you for that.

Wow yes do that if she has any smarts at all she'll do the math and realise 2x4=8 and that d8= twice as posh as d4!!!!!!!!!!!

Tail Wagger

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Classiest girls in South Dublin come from Ballybrack.

(Hopefully that will earn me a few brownie points!!)

Excuse me Ballybrack........is now Loughlinstown!

I have friends who live in Ballybrack and if you send them a birthday card, they never get them. Because it's changed to Loughlinstown.

Cookie_Monster

Tail Wagger wrote: »

Excuse me Ballybrack........is now Loughlinstown!

I have friends who live in Ballybrack and if you send them a birthday card, they never get them. Because it's changed to Loughlinstown.

depend's where in ballybrack I suppose... this the rebuilt houses on the road from wyatville to x in the village by any chance?

RosieJoe

Tail Wagger wrote: »

Excuse me Ballybrack........is now Loughlinstown!

I have friends who live in Ballybrack and if you send them a birthday card, they never get them. Because it's changed to Loughlinstown.

Nothing to do with address, more to do with theft

PS I'm only joking. Loughlinstown's a lovely place, all my mates from the joy come from Loughlinstown

Btwndeyes

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

No.

Love it

Fratton Fred

Its the houses in Ballybrack village that claim to be Killiney that crack me up.

Cookie_Monster

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Its the houses in Ballybrack village that claim to be Killiney that crack me up.

Killiney suddenly got a lot bigger during the Celtic tiger

Atomic Pineapple

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

don't worry, your missing nothing

Some tasty women around Dun Loaghaire though!

opinion guy

draffodx wrote: »

Some tasty women around Dun Loaghaire though!

Maybe. But thats not D4, its County Dublin

Cookie_Monster

opinion guy wrote: »

Maybe. But thats not D4, its County Dublin

well this is the DUBLIN COUTRY SOUTH forum...

Seaswimmer

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Its the houses in Ballybrack village that claim to be Killiney that crack me up.

apparently an area of Ballybrack near the crossroads (on the Killiney side of Church road) is to be redesignated to Killiney West.............so there..

ronaldoshaky

draffodx wrote: »

Some tasty women around Dun Loaghaire though!

Dun Laoighaire is a pretty little town. Well it feels little to me. :eek:.

kdave

Borrow your friends iphone

opinion guy

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

well this is the DUBLIN COUTRY SOUTH forum...

ooo a pedant eh. well how about i raise your game ?

1. I'm sure you meant county
2. The thread is about impressing a D4 girl, not a South County Dublin girl

Doop

Borrow some of the Ross O Carrol Kelly books from the library, (free ya know)
and emulate him..

fuelinjection

Fly them to the South of France or Spain (Marbella) for a dirty weekend. Max out your credit card while there. Get them wrecked on shopping, cocaine and 50 cents Cognac and take nasty photos while you are there.

Fly back, stick the pictures up on the internet www.poor-richgirls.com and make cash money. They will actually respect you for this, sad I know.

Pay off your bills and get a proper girlfriend.
Sweet.