How do you approach the opposite sex?

L.Jenkins

So how do you approach or chat up the opposite sex! I prefer a somewhat direct approach, start a conversation and go from there and see what happens!

Abi

From behind?

Luno

Come here often?

liah

I don't. They come to me. :cool:

L.Jenkins

Abitar wrote: »

From behind?

And I would have thought you'd use a ball gag and rope, but ya, that would really help!

brummytom

Just.. you know.. talk to them

Bobeagleburger

From the bushes, with a balaclava and pitchfork.

Mrmoe

Abitar wrote: »

From behind?

Yes, but it has to be down wind, the smell of chloroform and desperation is quite strong.:D

Mr. Incognito

Trade secret.

Luno

brummytom wrote: »

Just.. you know.. talk to them

Easier said than done!

Kasabian

Carefully

jd007

Rag and chloroform usually works for me.

flowersagogo

if you need to ask that you should just wait till your called.

Ridley

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Trade secret.

Air pump costs extra.

Millicent

rarnes1 wrote: »

From the bushes, with a balaclava and pitchfork.

Amateur. That's a crap approach. You forgot the potato sack you put them in.

brummytom

M&S* wrote: »

Easier said than done!

It's easy, I don't get why people get nervous talking to the opposite sex.

My mate once asked how I stayed so calm talking to girls.
"What? They're just like lads but you wanna ride them more.. why should you be different around them? "

Motto of my life.. well, that and 'Hate Everyone'

Bobeagleburger

brummytom wrote: »

They're just like lads but you wanna ride them more

:eek:

Abi

djhunter30 wrote: »

I prefer a somewhat direct approach, start a conversation and go from there and see what happens!

Nah.. Much hotter when theres no talking.

Kasabian

brummytom wrote: »

It's easy, I don't get why people get nervous talking to the opposite sex.

My mate once asked how I stayed so calm talking to girls.
"What? They're just like lads but you wanna ride them more.. why should you be different around them? "

Motto of my life.. well, that and 'Hate Everyone'

More :eek:

Millicent

lonad wrote: »

More :eek:

Hahaha! Thought I was the only one who'd spotted that!

L.Jenkins

M&S* wrote: »

Easier said than done!

It sounds alittle lame, but if your shy about it, it would help to start out on line! Women hear on boards are willing to listen if you strike the right chord!

efb

Compare cock stories, amateurs!

Luno

djhunter30 wrote: »

It sounds alittle lame, but if your shy about it, it would help to start out on line! Women hear on boards are willing to listen if you strike the right chord!

Who said I'm interested in the wimminz?

brummytom

lonad wrote: »

More :eek:

K4t

A firm slap on the arse.

L.Jenkins

efb wrote: »

Compare cock stories, amateurs!

Ya I have a cock, he wakes me at six in the morning with all his sqawking! He's some bird! Seriously though, I have some nerves when I try and chat up a young one, but once we get going and have something to talk about, its grand!

TouchingVirus

With utter contempt

jd007

brummytom wrote: »

It's easy, I don't get why people get nervous talking to the opposite sex.

My mate once asked how I stayed so calm talking to girls.
"What? They're just like lads but you wanna ride them more.. why should you be different around them? "

Motto of my life.. well, that and 'Hate Everyone'

brummytom wrote: »

Brummy's gone Bi-Sexual.

Millicent

djhunter30 wrote: »

So how do you approach or chat up the opposite sex!

Since the "incident", from 50 feet away. Don't worry though, he's just playing hard to get.



Anyone up for some stew?

L.Jenkins

K4t wrote: »

A firm slap on the arse.

And what does that get you, a firm box in the head!

alwaysadub

Wait till bout closing time when they're well hammered and im the last female standing :pac: