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How do you approach the opposite sex?

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  • #32
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,240 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Wait till bout closing time when they're well hammered and im the last female standing :pac:

    Oh snake, so u get in there when there's no competition, I like it!


  • #33
    WanderingSoul
    Registered Users Posts: 2,419 ✭✭✭WanderingSoul


    M&S* wrote: »
    Easier said than done! :(

    No, talking to the opposite sex is easy. :p


  • #34
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    How to approach the opposite sex:

    1. Puff up your chest. Be confident, walk over there and ask the first women you meet to shag you.
    2. When she inevitably rejects you cause you're fugly, walk away and say "ha! her loss!".


  • #35
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,240 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    jumpguy wrote: »
    How to approach the opposite sex:

    1. Puff up your chest. Be confident, walk over there and ask the first women you meet to shag you.
    2. When she inevitably rejects you cause you're fugly, walk away and say "ha! her loss!".

    Truly astonishing advice, does it work much!


  • #36
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    pants down, from behind, quietly.

    dark helps


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  • #37
    randypriest
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 102 ✭✭randypriest


    "I have a knife, get in the Transit."


  • #38
    ooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,206 ✭✭✭ooter


    randypriest wrote: »
    "I have a knife, get in the Transit."

    ha ha,you beat me by 5 minutes.
    all you need is a knife and a van...:D


  • #39
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    djhunter30 wrote: »
    And what does that get you, a firm box in the head!
    Haha no, the ride.:cool:


  • #40
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    For me anyways, I've always found the smoking area in the pub or a nite-club to be the best place to find ze wimmen.

    Though the girl I'm with now actually approached me outta the blue...............I guess there was a blue moon out that night :pac:


  • #41
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,087 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    I usually set up a snare trap and lure them into it with some issues of hello magazine and some pictures of cheryl cole without her make up on.


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  • #42
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    penis first


  • #43
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    penis first

    :eek:


  • #44
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Chloroforum + Well in basement + lotion + hose = Party time!!!


  • #45
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    djhunter30 wrote: »
    Truly astonishing advice, does it work much!
    Well, look at the results. :cool: A guy with nearly 5000 posts on boards in a year.


  • #46
    Doop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,470 ✭✭✭Doop


    I find a ruffie-calada normally does the trick

    ;)


  • #47
    armaghbhoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭armaghbhoy


    easy, ''can i put my stuffing in your turkey'' :pac:


  • #48
    DamoDLK
    Registered Users Posts: 716 ✭✭✭DamoDLK


    djhunter30 wrote: »
    So how do you approach or chat up the opposite sex!...

    Drunk mostly..


  • #49
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    liah wrote: »
    I don't. They come to me. :cool:

    Ditto.


  • #50
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    I like to start by asking them what OS they use. You can tell alot about a girl by what OS she uses.


  • #51
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Pretend your gay and act like your their new best gay friend.....then tell them you've never been with a woman. They'll love to be the one to "convert" you! ;)


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  • #52
    slavetothegrind
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭slavetothegrind


    How do i approach women...


    Rapidly, under camoflage, because if they see me first it's 50-50 that i hit them just right.

    Amazing the subtlety between unconcious and dead.......

    and no, dead ain't the same.


  • #53
    M5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭M5


    Hi! Does this smell like chloroform to you?


  • #54
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    This one works every time

    "hows your belly for a lodger?"


  • #55
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    With a sickening karate chop!

    -Trent


  • #56
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    55 replies and no Scanlas.
    Afterhours, you disappoint me.


  • #57
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    mikom wrote: »
    55 replies and no Scanlas.
    Afterhours, you disappoint me.

    I'm anticipating that too.


  • #58
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    SoWatchaWant wrote: »
    I'm anticipating that too.

    Suppose I better put up the bat symbol so .......... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ZKX8WDEGL._SS500_.jpg


  • #59
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    brummytom wrote: »
    My mate once asked how I stayed so calm talking to girls.
    "What? They're just like lads but you wanna ride them more..

    So you want to ride lads only less or not at all?.


  • #60
    gamblitis
    Registered Users Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭gamblitis


    Approach cautioulsy,

    Me: Hey you wanna have sex with me tonight?

    Her: No you fugly fcuk, leave me alone you filthy perve!

    Me: Tough luck b!tch, I'm stronger than you.


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  • #61
    Beaniedude
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭Beaniedude


    Walk up and yell, "SUPRISE BUTTSEX!!" .
    90% of the time, its effective 100% of the time :)


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