How do you approach the opposite sex?

caseyann · 01-03-2010 12:44am

OutlawPete wrote: »

I disagree with you all

Just be yourself, if you pretend to be something your not, you'll attract guys that are into the person your pretending to be.

If your shy, just be shy - some cute guy who just adores shy girls will soon come along and sweep you off your feet and you'll get married have loads of kids and Uncle Pete will come to the wedding and shag the bridesmaids.

Wait .. I went to fair again.

And I was doing so well

Disagree the shy nice girl attracts the dominant bastards who wants to use her and treat her like ****.
The shy nice guy goes for the abrupt hard ass bitch and gets treated like **** haha
only sometimes it falls into category of even out

nicegirl · 01-03-2010 12:52am

caseyann wrote: »

Disagree the shy nice girl attracts the dominant bastards who wants to use her and treat her like ****.
The shy nice guy goes for the abrupt hard ass bitch and gets treated like **** haha
only sometimes it falls into category of even out

Ha ha!! Or in my case, the lads I like don't like me, and the lads that do like me I don't like them....viscious circle

ScumLord · 01-03-2010 12:53am

I approach with the wind carrying the finest of organic feed, they love the organic feed so they do, once I get the leader on side the rest always fall into line.

L.Jenkins · 01-03-2010 12:55am

nicegirl wrote: »

Ha ha!! Or in my case, the lads I like don't like me, and the lads that do like me I don't like them....viscious circle

Don't fret, you'll find someone and will both of you will have mutual feelings for each other!

PostHack · 01-03-2010 12:55am

djhunter30 wrote: »

So how do you approach or chat up the opposite sex!

Slowly and quietly from the side, like with a pony.

L.Jenkins · 01-03-2010 12:56am

And how does that work!

Latchy · 01-03-2010 1:03am

Giddy up there ....

L.Jenkins · 01-03-2010 1:04am

Latchy wrote: »

Giddy up there ....

What strap a lease to her and gallop out of the night club on her back!

Latchy · 01-03-2010 1:09am

djhunter30 wrote: »

What strap a lease to her and gallop out of the night club on her back!

Oh... The possibilities are endless

The_Kew_Tour · 01-03-2010 1:12am

Just go Coppers no need worry about what way you approach somebody in there

Gannicus · 01-03-2010 1:15am

get a good run and a tackle them to the ground.. like a dear in the headlights. lol

nicegirl · 01-03-2010 1:17am

Big Steve wrote: »

get a good run and a tackle them to the ground.. like a dear in the headlights. lol

Good thinking!! Ha ha!! :pac:

Abi · 01-03-2010 1:18am

OutlawPete wrote: »

I disagree with you all

Just be yourself, if you pretend to be something your not, you'll attract guys that are into the person your pretending to be.

If your shy, just be shy - some cute guy who just adores shy girls will soon come along and sweep you off your feet and you'll get married have loads of kids and Uncle Pete will come to the wedding and shag the bridesmaids.

Wait .. I went to fair again.

And I was doing so well

Nope. Makes sense there Pete, being yourself ftw.

Oh and I was being myself 0/

nicegirl · 01-03-2010 1:18am

Big Steve wrote: »

get a good run and a tackle them to the ground.. like a dear in the headlights. lol

Maybe if I tried that, I might have more luck!!

Tar.Aldarion · 01-03-2010 1:23am

nicegirl wrote: »

Maybe if I tried that, I might have more luck!!

Yep! if you don't try you don't succeeeddddd

Agent Smith · 01-03-2010 1:28am

djhunter30 wrote: »

So how do you approach or chat up the opposite sex! I prefer a somewhat direct approach, start a conversation and go from there and see what happens!

Badly

I'm so alone

Pompey Magnus · 01-03-2010 1:30am

"Hi, my Boards username is Charco, what's yours?"

Either that or else I hide in corners of nightclubs and throw small stones at the girls I fancy. I learned that little move in primary school.

Millicent · 01-03-2010 1:39am

Or, if all else fails, with one of these babies.

ETA: Or one of these.

nicegirl · 01-03-2010 1:43am

Millicent wrote: »

Or, if all else fails, with one of these babies.

I need to get one of those! That would solve my problems!

MonkeyBalls · 01-03-2010 1:57am

I leap on her from the bushes and start fcking her like an enraged gorilla.

Women love that. Shows dominance.

nicegirl · 01-03-2010 2:06am

OutlawPete wrote: »

Well, if you anywhere near as nice as you sound, I'd say your lovely :cool:

So many women today are stuck up and full of themselves, it's always refreshing to hear that not all girls today are like that.

I only saw your comment just now OutlawPete, thanks

Not I'm not stuck up or that, and don't like girls that are madams either, I tend to keep away from them! I just have bad luck with lads, sure dosn't lots of people though

RustyBeanTin · 04-03-2010 2:09am

either come up from behind and take them by surprise or if im approaching from the front il just act normal then suddenly kick her in the balls

g5fd6ow0hseima · 04-03-2010 2:22am

nicegirl wrote: »

Why do lads start feeling a girl up on the dance floor???? Happened to me a few times.....its creepy........

Because they want to ride ya!!

Jordonvito · 04-03-2010 2:41am

Hi, you'll do

Jordonvito · 04-03-2010 3:10am

nicegirl wrote: »

Ha ha!! It takes alot more than that to get with me

How about if I asked you "hows your pit for silage"?

Jordonvito · 04-03-2010 3:16am

nicegirl wrote: »

I'd say what the hell are you talking about??!!!

ah i see, city girl

Jordonvito · 04-03-2010 3:25am

The fact it says dublin in your location kind of gives it away . . :pac:

OutlawPete · 04-03-2010 3:38am

nicegirl wrote: »

Maybe I'm from Dublin, maybe I'm not!

Ah Nurse I'd say.

Copper Face Jacks regular as that's where the men be feeling up the ladies on the dance floor.

Although, if memory serves me correct, that whole place is a fecking dance floor

OutlawPete · 04-03-2010 3:45am

nicegirl wrote: »

No I ain't a nurse, but am a professional! Coppers, jesus if I want to have my drink spilled and loose my friends thats the place to go....not for me!;)

Ahhh, a Guard so.

So your a Howl At The Moon kinda gal

Helix · 04-03-2010 4:59am

from behind with chloroform

brendansmith · 04-03-2010 5:00am

With caution and my hand on my gun

Tar.Aldarion · 04-03-2010 5:10am

nicegirl wrote: »

Ha ha!! If you are lucky!!

Better than a no...meet you in town

Helix · 04-03-2010 5:38am

nicegirl wrote: »

Stripper or hooker ain't professional

unless they do it for free, they are lol

Tar.Aldarion · 04-03-2010 5:45am

NINJA

Tar.Aldarion · 04-03-2010 5:55am

ninja edit

Tar.Aldarion · 04-03-2010 6:02am

ninja edit

brendansmith · 04-03-2010 6:06am

Get a fukkin room

Tar.Aldarion · 04-03-2010 6:08am

ninja edit

MrStuffins · 04-03-2010 6:11am

Careful

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006GVJEE.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Tar.Aldarion · 04-03-2010 6:17am

ninja

MrStuffins · 04-03-2010 6:27am

nicegirl wrote: »

I went to DCU, and have an Honours Degree

nicegirl wrote: »

......... and came from DCU, a very well respected University

nicegirl wrote: »

......as a result of going to a very well respected University

nicegirl wrote: »

DCU is one of the best Universities in Ireland, and I suggest you look it up.

Call me psychic....... but do you have a 3rd level education by any chance?

Gerty · 04-03-2010 10:30am

nicegirl wrote: »

Well good for you, living on beans and cider. You don't know me at all, and as a result have no right to judge me on where I currently am, and where my life will lead! I do not and should not have to state it here, but I am a more than decent individual with which you have no right to judge me!! DCU is one of the best Universities in Ireland, and I suggest you look it up. I will not give any suggestion to my profession, but I assure you, my Degree is and will be very well recognised in more places than Ireland. And I am very much looking forward to my future..:rolleyes:

There is something a bit odd, about how nicegirl talks about herself.

04-03-2010 10:49am

Funny business at times it can be.

BillyGoatGruff · 04-03-2010 11:59am

Me: Hi , do you fancy a shag.

Her: Ugh, Nooo, F*ck off you ugly feicer

Me: Sorry, I think you misheard me. I said " You are fat and ugly and need to shave that moustache".

hacx · 04-03-2010 12:07pm

drunk.

Jordonvito · 04-03-2010 12:12pm

nicegirl wrote: »

Ah no... ya big t**t, I am a girl. And have alot of respect for other people, and have a very descent Degree that will carry me through my life wherever I might choose to go, whether it be here or abroad, my Degree will stand to me. What can you say for yourself in the midst of a recession? I'm happy with where I am, and have a future for myself....what can you say for yourself????

definitely something science-e:D

Biggins · 04-03-2010 7:00pm

How do you approach the opposite sex?

One foot in front of the other with a groin guard and a suit of armour.

Latchy · 04-03-2010 7:41pm

Gerty wrote: »

There is something a bit odd, about how nicegirl talks about herself.

Reminds me of another poster to ....hmmm :pac:

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 04-03-2010 7:44pm

Ask my mate to ask her for me, yes I'm still at that age.:o

But more recently I've become cool and started to do the shít myself.:cool:

Jordan Berbatov · 04-03-2010 7:44pm

nicegirl wrote: »

Well good for you, living on beans and cider. You don't know me at all, and as a result have no right to judge me on where I currently am, and where my life will lead! I do not and should not have to state it here, but I am a more than decent individual with which you have no right to judge me!! DCU is one of the best Universities in Ireland, and I suggest you look it up. I will not give any suggestion to my profession, but I assure you, my Degree is and will be very well recognised in more places than Ireland. And I am very much looking forward to my future..:rolleyes:

Dumb C**ts University

She wont like that

How do you approach the opposite sex?

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