How do you approach the opposite sex?

ChocolateSauce

nicegirl wrote: »

DCU is one of the best Universities in Ireland,

DCU is one of the only Universities in Ireland.:pac:

efb

Top 7 anyway!

Tar.Aldarion

pikachucheeks wrote: »

He'll be lifting your skirt too.

rofl! Confident of my charm eh! :pac::P

MrPain

Girls are like underware, they should be changed every 3 days:cool:

Tar.Aldarion

MrPain wrote: »

Girls are like underware, they should be changed every 3 days:cool:

Guess that's why I keep my girls for years:o

pikachucheeks

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Guess that's why I keep my girls for years:o

So, that "Tar wears disposable undies" story was a lie?! :eek:

MrPain

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Tar.Aldarion

pikachucheeks wrote: »

So, that "Tar wears disposable undies" story was a lie?! :eek:

Edible is disposable right?

blue1980

with my cock in my hand and a knife in the other

johnnyskeleton

Agricola wrote: »

I like to start by asking them what OS they use. You can tell alot about a girl by what OS she uses.

You've got a book on linux...cool.

Tar.Aldarion

What if they answer hannah montannah linux...



that's right...jackpot!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

This is a carbon copy of my saturday nights

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Noq_oR1a0gs&feature=related

starlit

Quick glance, Smile, Say 'Hi' either it go yay into a long conversation or nay short lived conversation after that see what happens...either go one way or the other dance floor/buy drinks or neither.

MrStuffins

snuggles285 wrote: »

Quick glance, Smile, Say 'Hi' either it go yay into a long conversation or nay short lived conversation after that see what happens...either go one way or the other dance floor/buy drinks or neither.

I hope it doesnt take you as long to approach the opposite sex than it does to reply to threads on the subject!

kfallon

Ask them if they want to rub me baldy head (that's not a euphemism) by the way

starlit

MrStuffins wrote: »

I hope it doesnt take you as long to approach the opposite sex than it does to reply to threads on the subject!

Excuse moi? huh? just typed in copper face jacks in the search thread section of After hours and that thread came up with this thread how do you....blah blah. Just happen to have found this thread...

Depends on the guy I suppose usually its the other way around, they approach me! I'm more likely to approach them at a bar if a friends knows them or just making small talk with them if I like them and chances are likely more likely to approach someone on the dancefloor cause I'm shy like that...but no wouldn't take me long to approach the opposite sex depending on the timing and situation!

Banned Account

From behind. Frequently.

starlit

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

From behind. Frequently.

Yes seems to be a very common thing ye lads do! Usually I'm at the tail end of that sort of thing on the dance floor...often have to fend some guys with a stick if I feel I don't like that carry on...getting too old for that malarky unless the guy is a looker might bend the rules a little...I try not to let my heart mess with my head though.

Banned Account

snuggles285 wrote: »

Usually I'm at the tail end of that sort of thing

Fnarf

af_thefragile

You don't.


It's not worth it... Really!

starlit

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Fnarf

Whats that?

Banned Account

snuggles285 wrote: »

Whats that?

It's just me reading dirty things into your replies:D

starlit

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

It's just me reading dirty things into your replies:D

Its not what you think...its a figure of speech! Stop thinking like that about my replies!:eek:

Banned Account

snuggles285 wrote: »

Its not what you think...its a figure of speech! Stop thinking like that about my replies!:eek:

Can't help it - men are just geneticall pre-programmed to be smutty.

starlit

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Can't help it - men are just geneticall pre-programmed to be smutty.

Its a pitty us women cannot pre-programme ye not to think like that whether attached or not!

I blame evolution! :mad:

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snuggles285 wrote: »

Its a pitty us women cannot pre-programme ye not to think like that whether attached or not!

I blame evolution! :mad:

Oh dear, I sense someone has been less than faithful to snuggles - just be more careful with your choices. Being smutty doesn't mean being unfaithful - some of us can get the balance right.

starlit

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Oh dear, I sense someone has been less than faithful to snuggles - just be more careful with your choices. Being smutty doesn't mean being unfaithful - some of us can get the balance right.

No not really, just met a few frogs in my time. I get sick of it, have yet to meet my prince! Yup, have tried to be more careful in the past few years, still pick the bad boys...but I am still fussy...people see that as silly. If I let my guard down people think different of me than when I don't. I've got my standards..well sometimes...give me wine and that changes all that.:o

I try to be friendly and have a laugh with the opposite sex that I meet but often turns sour if it doesn't go their way and If I put my foot down they get into a tizzy and blame me and get caught up in a load of crap for no reason.

knird evol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLQWPgQMHhQ

starlit

Thats a very deluded concept of approaching the opposite sex!

Davidius

I just ignore them until they think I'm great. Unfortunately I'm not quite sure at what point they consider me deadly as I'm ignoring them. You can completely miss the "thinks-you're-brilliant" window unfortunately.

mikerowsopht

I usually slip a rohypnol into her drink
then 40 mins later I slip something else into her

shampon

I usually have my big swinging mickey in my hand. for some reason picking up buuurds is easy for the likes of me. Me and my brass balls.

mars411

Ask them do they want to go half's on a baby

thebigbiffo

in the immortal words of roy chubby brown...

i walk straight up, whip me cock out and put it straight into her hand. only problem is, they normally just say 'sorry love, i'm only after putting one out'...

well, i thought it was funny

jackiebaron

"Fück or fight?"