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An elderly couple at mass

kleefarr · 2010-03-02 12:05:17

An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?' He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

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02-03-2010 1:05pm

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kleefarr

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An elderly couple is attending Mass.

About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?'

He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

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#2 03-03-2010 2:01am
Pompey Magnus

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Made me smile

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