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Sarky told me....

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  • #52
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    I would like to put myself forward as a viable candidate against Anger-boy and Child-of-twatbag. If I am elected I promise to give free child places on any space missions that are doomed to failure, turtle mounts to the over 25s, stricter controls on the ownership of fine cheeses and a regulatory authority for frogs.
    By electing me you will be guaranteeing a future of intense fun or intense pain, as decided on a case by case basis by and expert panel of Kachiko - world expert on cunning, Satsu - world expert on excitment and joy, and myself.
    Don't throw your vote away, vote fozzle - the cheese that smells like your grandmother's perfume.


  • #53
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well I'm convinced. Vote fozzle everyone!


  • #54
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    He's just like the rest of 'em.
    Jobs for the lads.
    Nice manifesto though


  • #55
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh yeah, the poll on this closed a couple of days ago. Looks like I'm roughly 10 times more popular than anyone else. Well, except fozzle, who would have won in a heartbeat. Too bad she wasn't an option on the poll. Better luck next time old woman! :pac:

    *retires to victory tent with high-class hooker, 5 yards of cheesewire and a small puppy*


  • #56
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,827 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Wanders over to victory tent with flammable liquids and book of matches*


  • #57
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Damn it, I forgot the matches! Good call! If you happen to have a bucket of green paint handy you can join in!


  • #58
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I want in this poll. Replace smokemeakipper with me as a mod!


  • #59
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,827 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sarky wrote: »
    Damn it, I forgot the matches! Good call! If you happen to have a bucket of green paint handy you can join in!
    *Hands over paint.*
    Love to join in, but I need to be at work in an hour or so and don't need another discussion about showing up covered in blod and paint.


  • #60
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Isn't it unfortunate that there's only one vote for HSon? Makes it look like the only person who would vote for him was himself... :o


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  • #61
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I think his name might have caused a prejudice:confused:


  • #62
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    My leg hurts :(


  • #63
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    what's wrong with your leg?


  • #64
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Kicked a ball over a wall. Jumped over to get it, and landed badly. Not serious, Deki. Thanks for your concern though. :)


  • #65
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Is it swollen? Sure it will be better soon.


  • #66
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Not swollen, Deks. :) Just bruised thigh. I think I'll survive to kick more balls. :pac:


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  • #67
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    That's good then:)


  • #68
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


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