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The Irish Guard BC2 Server

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    #722
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Some people also say, he's the only player to unlock Dragon Skin armour, and his internet only fails out of fear...


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    #723
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    PMSL........You guys crack me up....I had to leave early last night a couple of under cover punkbuster agents flashbanged my command centre and tried to capture me.....alas I am now on the run with a laptop in one hand and a pot noodle in the other!!!

    :eek:

    I am gonna come clean in relation to BFBC2.....the secret is to get your GF to perform oral sex on you while you play....I swear my fingers are like grease lightning and my relfexes go through the ROOF and it heightens my senses across the board.

    LMFAO


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    #724
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    youcancallme>al wrote: »
    In fairness he is the best player in Ireland and probably the world! He once killed me with a tracer dart and nothing else :confused:

    That felt like a dart mate....in fact I just looked at you with a raised EYEBROW and you shot yourself!!!! ;)


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    #725
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Wonda-Boy wrote: »
    That felt like a dart mate....in fact I just looked at you with a raised EYEBROW and you shat yourself!!!! ;)

    FYP lol


    I reckon it was super heated Wonda-Spunk emitted at supersonic speed from a 'shaped-hip-thrust' that did it. (or s.hi.t for short)


    Giggidy-giggidy...


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    #726
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,665 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    So lets get something straight here???....you gave Dublin Gunner a Dart.

    Dirty Basts.


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    #727
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Hellrazer wrote: »
    So lets get something straight here???....you gave Dublin Gunner a Dart.

    Dirty Basts.


    No no no. He gave Al a good dart.

    I merely do the voice over...


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    #728
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    Hell you stop with the SMEAR CAMPAIGN just coz I went a full round against you without being killed!!!!

    :cool:

    BTW

    I would be the luckiest man alive if dubs did it for me.....LMAO.....


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    #729
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,665 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Ah reminds me of the time Fairy(think it was fairy anyway) changed the home page of the forum to

    TiG---The Irish Gays with all the writing in pink.Funny as fook.


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    #730
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,665 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Wonda-Boy wrote: »
    Hell you stop with the SMEAR CAMPAIGN just coz I went a full round against you without being killed!!!!

    :cool:

    BTW

    I would be the luckiest man alive if dubs did it for me.....LMAO.....


    Thought I got you once by absolute pure fluke--the kinda fluke that only happens when hell freezes over and theres dennys flying in the sky :D:D:D


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    #731
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Wonda-Boy wrote: »
    Hell you stop with the SMEAR CAMPAIGN just coz I went a full round against you without being killed!!!!

    :cool:

    BTW

    I would be the luckiest man alive if dubs did it for me.....LMAO.....


    If I did what now?? :confused:


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    #732
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    Dont like Fairy in my squad TBH....he always insists in BRINGING UP THE REAR!!!!!!

    :eek:

    LMAO


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    #733
    byrner51
    Registered Users Posts: 108 ✭✭byrner51


    hey do you guys play on windows or the ps3?


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    #734
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,665 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Wonda-Boy wrote: »
    I would be the luckiest man alive if dubs did it for me.....LMAO.....

    Na its those sexy Northie accents on TS that does it for me--hence the reason Im never on TS--I get too hot under the collar and it interferes with my gaming concentration :)


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    #735
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    Hellrazer wrote: »
    Thought I got you once by absolute pure fluke--the kinda fluke that only happens when hell freezes over and theres dennys flying in the sky :D:D:D

    That was the 2nd round the 1st round I did not die......I smear my chest with VICKS VAPOUR to help me breath and the bullets slide off me!!!


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    #736
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,665 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Wonda-Boy wrote: »
    That was the 2nd round the 1st round I did not die......I smear my chest with VICKS VAPOUR to help me breath and the bullets slide off me!!!

    That wasnt Vicks Vapor rub--thats was baby oil for Al :D:D


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    #737
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    byrner51 wrote: »
    hey do you guys play on windows or the ps3?

    I dont like playing with windows, I fell out once when I was ironing my curtains :p


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    #738
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    byrner51 wrote: »
    hey do you guys play on windows or the ps3?


    We're nearly all PC players here.

    If you want to join us, you have to be mature, and we insist on no messing around or bad language on TS.

    And if you believe that, you're definitely not allowed!


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    #739
    byrner51
    Registered Users Posts: 108 ✭✭byrner51


    lol @ wondaboy

    ahh pity i play on the ps3.if i get myself a pc copy ill pop on to your server to say hello :-)


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    #740
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    You know what Hell, you onto something there. Not the turning on bit u perv but I play alot better when not on TS, I mess about to much and laugh too hard....when alot of guys on.


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    #741
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    byrner51 wrote: »
    lol @ wondaboy

    ahh pity i play on the ps3.if i get myself a pc copy ill pop on to your server to say hello :-)

    No probs mate...I am looking for an apprentice to pass on my skillzzzz maybe it could be you!


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    #742
    youcancallmeal
    Registered Users Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭youcancallmeal


    I like long walks on the beach and being held gently in the swaying breeze :P


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    #743
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    Holy **** al that sounds like a fookin "Yogurt Commercial" ffs......


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    #744
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    youcancallme>al wrote: »
    I like long walks on the beach and being held gently in the swaying breeze :P

    Nah, sounds like a medical advert intro...

    Enjoy the things you used to enjoy with anal-tightening surgery. Our sort of qualified doctors will sniff around your anus until you say, now, thats too tight for Wonda! That evening, go for your walk on the beach and be held in the air - so much more enjoyable having a tight arse after being raped by Wonda-Boy for so long.

    Appointments subject to availability.


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    #745
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,665 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    youcancallme>al wrote: »
    I like long walks on the beach and being held gently in the swaying breeze by Wonda Boy :P

    Fixed that post for you Al.


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    #746
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    Ahh FFS, neutrals on here just glancing will think that the IRISH NO#1 is a bleedin "SHIRT-LIFTER"......

    For the record let it be shown I have a PM from al saying he would do me for a pizza slice...not even a pizza just a slice. :eek:


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    #747
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,665 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Wonda-Boy wrote: »
    Ahh FFS, neutrals on here just glancing will think that the IRISH NO#1 is a bleedin "SHIRT-LIFTER"......

    Well you did give Al a dart and then admitted to greasing yourself up.

    For the record let it be shown I have a PM from al saying he would do me for a pizza slice...not even a pizza just a slice. :eek:

    Your a cheap date arent you--a whole pizza slice??


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    #748
    Br4tPr1nc3
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭Br4tPr1nc3


    so when does everyone usually play on the server?
    for the last while it always seems to be empty when i go on.


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    #749
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,665 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Br4tPr1nc3 wrote: »
    so when does everyone usually play on the server?
    for the last while it always seems to be empty when i go on.

    Its usually after 9.00 I find by the times the server starts to fill up--just keep checking on it.


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    #750
    Ponster
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ponster


    suppafly.

    My shotgun rounds bounce off him. Honestly, I pumped 10 rounds into him as he was stabbing someone else only to get stabbed by him !

    I killed everyone on that last map, most people twice but as soon as it came to suppa the rounds just diverted around him.

    I think we need a patch to nerf him :p


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    #751
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    Yep...Suppa HAX alrite. Its that YELLOW PAGES he has up his vest.....;)


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