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The Irish Guard BC2 Server

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    #902
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    All the while HELLRAZER attended all the "GROIN STRAINS".....chase me....chase me!
    He loves to rub vicks on male chests that one.....

    :eek:


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    #903
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,679 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Wonda-Boy wrote: »
    All the while HELLRAZER attended all the "GROIN STRAINS".....chase me....chase me!
    He loves to rub vicks on male chests that one.....

    :eek:

    Any chance you`d translate that into English for me?

    Also Vicks is no good Wonda Boy--It tastes crap when you lick it off and jesus dont even mention it getting near your knob.Burns like fook.

    Baby oil is what I use.


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    #904
    AnCapaillMor
    Registered Users Posts: 4,920 ✭✭✭AnCapaillMor


    Umm who's Vic?


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    #905
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,679 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    AnCapaillMor wrote: »
    Umm who's Vic?

    Wonda-Boys lover!!


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    #906
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Hellrazer wrote: »
    Wonda-Boys lover!!

    Yeah, he's one smelly b@stard.


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    #907
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    Cant use baby oil with condoms Hell...Jeeez you should know that by now. Good job you aint getting all them male's pregnant the bum fun or you would have your own 5 a side team with subs!

    ;)


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    #908
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,679 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Wonda-Boy wrote: »
    Cant use baby oil with condoms Hell
    ;)


    Dont use them Wonda.If its not skin,its not in!!!

    Oh and what you think of the new tags btw :D:D:D

    Especially for you!!!


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    #909
    Spear
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Help & Feedback Category Moderators Posts: 25,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭Spear


    Hellrazer wrote: »
    Dont use them Wonda.If its not skin,its not in!!!

    Oh and what you think of the new tags btw :D:D:D

    Especially for you!!!

    Not exactly stats to be proud of

    http://bfbcs.com/stats_pc/VICK%20WONDASLOVER


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    #910
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,679 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Spear wrote: »
    Not exactly stats to be proud of

    http://bfbcs.com/stats_pc/VICK%20WONDASLOVER

    Dont care about no stinkin stats(well its not worth caring when theyre that crap)

    And I think most of them kills were from you last night Spearman--well you and Daz actually.


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    #911
    TheFairy
    Registered Users Posts: 913 ✭✭✭TheFairy


    Spear wrote: »
    Not exactly stats to be proud of

    http://bfbcs.com/stats_pc/VICK%20WONDASLOVER

    Stats are crap, they mean nothing in real terms. Someone could have a negative KDR and have won the game for the team, especially in Rush. Lets have you on a nice new account with no unlocks and see what yer stats end up like tonight Spear. Shall look forward to it :p


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    #912
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Spear wrote: »
    Not exactly stats to be proud of

    http://bfbcs.com/stats_pc/VICK%20WONDASLOVER


    If it doesn't give stats for Anal Girth and Cocks Per Minute, those stats are no use.


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    #913
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,679 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »
    If it doesn't give stats for Anal Girth and Cocks Per Minute, those stats are no use.


    Anal Girth 6 inches.
    CPM---Depends how busy the Phoenix Park is.With Bloom on this weekend Im hoping to get that stat up.


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    #914
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Hellrazer wrote: »
    Anal Girth 6 inches.
    CPM---Depends how busy the Phoenix Park is.With Bloom on this weekend Im hoping to get that stat up.


    Jaysus thats mighty impressive. Thats like 2 coke cans side by side......

    No danger of you being constipated anyway


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    #915
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,679 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    TheFairy wrote: »
    Stats are crap, they mean nothing in real terms. Someone could have a negative KDR and have won the game for the team, especially in Rush. Lets have you on a nice new account with no unlocks and see what yer stats end up like tonight Spear. Shall look forward to it :p


    Ive never been into stats in any game Ive ever played to be honest.Its more about your side winning the round and that can be done by sitting back defending and getting feck all kills.It can even be done by being a decent enough ammo supplier or health supplier/reviver.

    And as Fairy says its actually quite hard starting again when you have peeps on rank 30+ with all the unlocks and youre using the basic loadout.


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    #916
    MR DAZ
    Registered Users Posts: 799 ✭✭✭MR DAZ


    Ok ..So who was Vic Wondaslover last night?


    The Syco was using a dazza hack last night ..every time he fired a shot i died :(


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    #917
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    I dont believe you perverted fooks actually created a profile just to piss me off....I mean WTF!!! :mad:

    I am so gonna report this to EA/DICE

    BTW,

    Spearman felt the full force of the newest [TiG] in town yesterday when I pwnd his as.s but he did not know it was me!!!

    Also you dont have to create a new soldier to play with no advanced weapons....just dont select them in the load out. When you kill someone they will see you have no magnum ammo etc select and think you are WELL 'ARD!!!


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    #918
    Spear
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Help & Feedback Category Moderators Posts: 25,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭Spear


    Wonda-Boy wrote: »

    Spearman felt the full force of the newest [TiG] in town yesterday when I pwnd his as.s but he did not know it was me!!!

    No, it was fairly obvious who it was. The easy stabbings just confirmed it.


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    #919
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,679 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    MR DAZ wrote: »
    Ok ..So who was Vic Wondaslover last night?

    Guess ;);)


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    #920
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,679 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Wonda-Boy wrote: »
    I dont believe you perverted fooks actually created a profile just to piss me off....I mean WTF!!! :mad:

    I am so gonna report this to EA/DICE


    Its obviously worked so!!


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    #921
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    YOU LIE!!!!

    You got me once with my new guy....still won the round and saved the girl and all that.........;)


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    #922
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    Hellrazer wrote: »
    Its obviously worked so!!

    Well there is a new soldier tonite called.....

    Elephant Man Hellrazers IDENTICAL TWIN


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    #923
    MR DAZ
    Registered Users Posts: 799 ✭✭✭MR DAZ


    ah lads... I'm in stitches :)


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    #924
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,679 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Wonda-Boy wrote: »

    Elephant Man Hellrazers IDENTICAL TWIN

    Well youll have to shorten it.Can only be 16 characters long.
    Wondaboytakesituptheassandlovesit wouldnt work for me last night so I had to go with the Vic one.


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    #925
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    Well it will have to be.....

    Hellrazer = Sloth

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHwCZiZLZsQ

    :D


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    #926
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,679 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Wonda-Boy wrote: »
    Well it will have to be.....

    Hellrazer = Sloth

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHwCZiZLZsQ

    :D


    Jaysus Wonda--That bloke is much better looking than me.


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    #927
    TheFairy
    Registered Users Posts: 913 ✭✭✭TheFairy


    Just letting everyone know, I've heard rumours that Jackabo is about to make a return to PC gaming. You have all been warned.


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    #928
    Spear
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Help & Feedback Category Moderators Posts: 25,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭Spear


    TheFairy wrote: »
    Just letting everyone know, I've heard rumours that Jackabo is about to make a return to PC gaming. You have all been warned.

    You mean we should go create soldiers in the name before he can?


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    #929
    Wonda-Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    LMAO...Classic.


    Who is the legend of Jackabo....hope he has a sense of humour or it will be a short lived comeback.


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    #930
    karma_
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,798 ✭✭✭karma_


    Wonda-Boy wrote: »
    LMAO...Classic.


    Who is the legend of Jackabo....hope he has a sense of humour or it will be a short lived comeback.

    I can categorically state that Jackabo has never laughed in his life. There are rumours he once told a joke, but that is unconfirmed, he did once smile in 1981 though.


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    #931
    TheFairy
    Registered Users Posts: 913 ✭✭✭TheFairy


    I can confirm that he uses the word "Slipper" lots of times. I can also confirm he was once spotted wearing a KFC bucket as a hat.


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