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Husband + Wife

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  • 04-03-2010 3:37pm
    #1
    Podge2k7
    Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭


    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
    their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

    She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of
    coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at
    the wall.

    She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
    coffee.

    'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the
    room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

    The husband looks up from is coffee, 'Do you remember 20 years ago
    when we were dating, and you were only 16?' he asks solemnly. The wife is
    touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.

    'Yes I do,' she replies.

    The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.
    'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my
    car making love?'

    'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair
    beside him.


    The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun
    in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you
    to jail for 20 years?'

    'I remember that too' she replied softly.

    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......'I would have
    gotten out today.'


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