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Come Dine With Tar

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  • 04-03-2010 11:37pm
    #1
    pikachucheeks
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    Everyone knows that the way to a man woman Tar's heart is through his / her mouth.

    With this is mind, if you had to cook a meal for Tar, to win him / her over, what would you make?

    I'd melt chocolate and roll around in it, naked. Because I think that's impressive enough as it is. No cooking required! :pac:


    disclaimer: I won't actually do it. Without substantial payment.


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    #2
    Abi
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    I'd eat her.


    *snap*


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    #3
    pikachucheeks
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    Abitar wrote: »
    I'd eat her.


    *snap*

    Rug muncher!


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    #4
    Abi
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    I'd go ghey for her :o


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    #5
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Working so far...do accept payment in erm...terms of my uh ...produce?


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    #6
    pikachucheeks
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Working so far...do accept payment in erm...terms of my uh ...produce?

    Home-grown? :pac:


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    #7
    Tar.Aldarion
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    organic!


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    #8
    Abi
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    orgasmic!

    /sex face


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    Latchy
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    Some of moms hawt apple pie and cream would stiffle all resistance







    It worked on the last Gal


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    #10
    pikachucheeks
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    Latchy wrote: »
    Some of moms hawt apple pie and cream would stiffle all resistance

    Yes, yes it would! ;)


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    #11
    Fago!
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    Tar = sex


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    #12
    Tar.Aldarion
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    The way to my heart is in your mouth


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    #13
    Fago!
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    Ahw sweet! I love you Tar.Aldarion.


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    maameeo
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    veggie mince, potatoes, mushrooms, mixed beans and brown sauce...

    *wipes hands* my job is done here


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    Fago!
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    maameeo wrote: »
    veggie mince, potatoes, mushrooms, mixed beans and brown sauce...

    *wipes hands* my job is done here

    You keep your red headed mits away from Tar!

    Chocolate cake with a midori to wash it down.


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    #16
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Fago! wrote: »
    You keep your red headed mits away from Tar!

    Chocolate cake with a midori to wash it down.
    nomnmommonm
    maameeo wrote: »
    veggie mince, potatoes, mushrooms, mixed beans and brown sauce...

    *wipes hands* my job is done here
    WINNER....making that = one way ticket to being on your back/stomach


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    #17
    Fago!
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    Just cause you live with her she gets preference? You... You tart!


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    [Deleted User]
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    Boxty on the griddle,
    Boxty on the pan,
    If you can't make boxty,
    Tar will never drop the hand.


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    #19
    Fago!
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    With the right amount of midori, Tar will not only drop the hand, he'll get on his knee's and smile like a donut!


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    #20
    Sarky
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    Ring or jam? Or glazed?


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    #21
    Fago!
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    Ring!


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    #22
    entropi
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    Step 1. Invent transporter a-la Star Trek style

    Step 2. Use said transporter to go to Galway market on a Sat morning

    Step 3. Pick up some samosas and chutney from the Govindas stand

    Step 4. Deliver samosas and chutney to Tar's house (yes ppl i've been there)

    Step 5. Have Tar love me forever...see i know that our MY Tar loves these with much passion:D


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    #23
    Sarky
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    Turr.Ulduuriuuuun, she wunt de yimmy yuuuumy souuuuuflee


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmr4dKlXR_o


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    #24
    Fago!
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    Master of Nothing wrote: »
    Step 1. Invent transporter a-la Star Trek style

    Step 2. Use said transporter to go to Galway market on a Sat morning

    Step 3. Pick up some samosas and chutney from the Govindas stand

    Step 4. Deliver samosas and chutney to Tar's house (yes ppl i've been there)

    Step 5. Have Tar love me forever...see i know that our MY Tar loves these with much passion:D

    I know Tar loves them too *now*


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    #25
    entropi
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    Fago! wrote: »
    I know Tar loves them too *now*
    But *now* is allllllready too late:pac:

    Oh and i forgot to add i would bring with me a bottle of Midleton 12yr reserve to wash stuff down with ;)


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    #26
    Fago!
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    Tar likes midori!


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    #27
    Tar.Aldarion
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    I wouldn't know...you still owe me some! :P


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    #28
    Fago!
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    And midori you'll get babz

    *slaps tar's sugarcoated bum*


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    #29
    Tar.Aldarion
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    I reall must watch for that sugar jar on my seat, feck


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    #30
    Sarky
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    Oh so THAT'S what "smile like a donut" means!


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    #31
    Fago!
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    Duh!


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