Late Late Show - March 5th 2010

Greentopia

Denisejcc wrote: »

Ive made enough cheese for everyone so just bring yourself and your J-LO cassette tapes!

Will do

JonathanAnon

Once again the LLS thread bats the show (and Tubridy) out of the park. Been fun guys.. g'night.

Greentopia

ohthebaby wrote: »

Hey don't even worry about money! We're with Johnny!

He won the Eurovision three times don't you know. Twice singing and once for his writing skills. And he's big in Europe. He's minted for sure.

Johnny...

Of course duuh!:rolleyes:
He's huge in Turkey dontyaknow

ballsymchugh

it's been quality. almost as quality as shyte studded jackets.

Pretty_Pistol

Greentopia wrote: »

Of course duuh!:rolleyes:
He's huge in Turkey dontyaknow

And Oslo, of course!

Diddler1977

See youse at the new venue tomorro' morning - 5am @ the airport - it's going to be gas craic!

Greentopia

Night all, yez are all mad

6am now remember all!

Denisejcc

Greentopia wrote: »

Aww ta am, I'm a laydee though, not a dude.

6am yeah? Don't leave without me ye bastids!
Oh and don't forget to empty ye're bank accounts before ye go, a pint in Oslo is about 6 squid But maybe JO-LO'll buy us a round when we all get there.

*goes off to pack*

no money needed, j-los voice is the only currency we'll need 'we're with Johnny'':D

pgil

JonathanAnon wrote: »

so what are we gonna do with Niamh to get her in shape? ****n g ryan finished the damned show just when somebody actually needed it... :-(

This is beyond Weight Watchers if we are talking May !!! Its major liposuction.....hair cut.... and someone with a dress sense to get to her quick !!!!!!

streaky

spockety wrote: »

This thread was already comedy gold....but this literally made me spray a mouthful of coffee almost as far as Olso. Funniest. Ever.

streaky

JonathanAnon wrote: »

A bit worried that Johnny will collide with the Rome flight.

Strongbow10

streaky wrote: »

A bit worried that Johnny will collide with the Rome flight.

Did you know Rome wasn't built in a day? Johnny pointed out earlier that Oslo was built in half a day.

The man is a fountain of knowledge on all things Oslo.

ballsymchugh

streaky wrote: »

This thread was already comedy gold....but this literally made me spray a mouthful of coffee almost as far as Olso. Funniest. Ever.

if you spray coffee over my studded leather jacket there'll be thumps on the flight.
feckit i'm so nervous now i can't sleep. i may as well go to the airport now. anyone else?

parasite

He shouldn't mind :pac:

streaky

Ah lads, we're f**ked. Like Johnny, I heard the Norway entry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5nCcY4Vcwc

I'll be squeezing out my hanky for a week.

Slow Show

Irlande nil pointe

spelt wrong but ya get the gist...

streaky

parasite wrote: »

He shouldn't mind :pac:

See what parasite is doing here with his green marker? Trying to get us all to turn up 12 months late so it'll just be him and Johnny on the flight tomorrow. Lowlife.

ballsymchugh wrote: »

if you spray coffee over my studded leather jacket there'll be thumps on the flight. feckit i'm so nervous now i can't sleep. i may as well go to the airport now. anyone else?

I'm already in the departure lounge, ballsymchugh. There are around 1,500 of us here, all wearing J-Lo t-shirts. The atmosphere is a bit ugly, but there's plenty of security so hopefully there'll be no blood spilt. I'll finish my coffee before you arrive so I don't spray it on your studs, promise. Will I save you a seat?

ohthebaby

ballsymchugh wrote: »

if you spray coffee over my studded leather jacket there'll be thumps on the flight.
feckit i'm so nervous now i can't sleep. i may as well go to the airport now. anyone else?

Give me an hour and I'll be there. I just can't sleep.

streaky

ohthebaby wrote: »

Give me an hour and I'll be there. I just can't sleep.

I'll save you a seat too, ohthebaby - I'm the one in the white satin suit with the green beading. See you soon.

ballsymchugh

streaky wrote: »

I'll save you a seat too, ohthebaby - I'm the one in the white satin suit with the green beading. See you soon.

oi. she's mine!!

WicklowRover

We haven't a hope of winning the Eurovision. Niamh Kavanagh's song is at best, average.

She needs to lose some serious weight though - she looks like a walrus squeezed into a bin liner.

Hagar

I have to say I thought the whole thing was a ready up.
We were presented with four absolute no-hoper songs and one decidedly average one. Not much to pick from.

The only thing going for the winner was about ten notes played once on a tin whistle. That made it so Irish the audience had to clap. Wop di doo. Did anyone else notice that Niamh's song was the only one that they showed the audience reaction? All set up from the word go imho.

If they were the best that Ireland could come up with for the televised national final then the rejected songs must have been really bad.

jimmyw

Well I think all the panel were practically telling the voters to vote for the one that actually won it. And of course like sheep they all followed this advise.It would have been better not to have any one there, but what do I know? I thought the first song was actually good, but others think different. I hope that the wining song comes as low as possible on the night anyway:rolleyes:

hmmm

I'm so happy, managed to get a quick pic of Johnny in Dublin airport this morning.

mikom

jimmyw wrote: »

Well I think all the panel were practically telling the voters to vote for the one that actually won it.

Well TBH it was a bit of a no-brainer really.

jimmyw wrote: »

I hope that the wining song comes as low as possible on the night anyway

Nice.

Slow Show

Anywho, how was everyone's flight? What's the weather like in Oslo?

casio4

JonathanAnon

Dont think it will matter what the weather is like in Norway. Just looked up Sky News. I hope you're all happy.. :-(

Durty Aul Wan

jimmyw wrote: »

I hope that the wining song comes as low as possible on the night anyway:rolleyes:

If there was a Eurovision for Slagging, Knocking, Begrudgery and General Mean-Spiritness we'd win it every year. I'm convinced of that.

What a poxy dump.

streaky

Xx_emma_xX wrote: »

Anywho, how was everyone's flight? What's the weather like in Oslo?

The flight was grand Emma, thanks for asking, although some of us ended up in the hold because Johnny wanted the first 20 rows to himself - no problem, though, I understand that he needs his space.

Oslo's very nice, although we saw some odd sights from the bus window:

Happy to report that Johnny is HUGE in Olso, you should have seen the crowd that greeted him:

They really worship him, and you can tell how much he feels the love:

Makes you proud to be Irish:



Or American, if you're from America:



Back tomorrow:



Talk then:

streaky

JonathanAnon wrote: »

Dont think it will matter what the weather is like in Norway. Just looked up Sky News. I hope you're all happy.. :-(

WEEPIN' HERE!!!!!

rebel girl 15

thanks for the update streaky! Love the use of picture messaging! Oh the technology!

JonathonAnon, absolutely excellent! :D:D

ballsymchugh

ah TITS. i slept in. i'm just after waking up after the sheer excitement made me pass out. i'd be fúcked if i met the man himself. mere mortals like me don't deserve to be in his presence.

ah durty aul wan, feck off!

JonathanAnon

Niamh Kavanagh was on with Mooney today. Says that the dress was her own choice, and she felt great in it but that she wont be wearing it at the Eurovision. It was more like something you would see in Moulin Rouge to be honest. She seems very confident about the song, as do a lot of the other contributors. I'm not mad on it, dont think it will do half as well as they expect.

They also did an edit of "Fashion Queen" along side "Candyman" and it's VERY similar. I'll try and pull it off the mooney podcast and upload it. There would have been some furore if it had been chosen.

JonathanAnon

Fashion Queen (Eurosong Ireland 2010 Entry) vs Candyman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpYv_eoYzCc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpYv_eoYzCc

(youtube links dont seem to be working at the moment)

Catríona McFadden and the Mooney Show editing team put the two songs alongside each other to see how similar they are..