Is AH boring? / Should we ban the OP?

Hagar

dolliemix wrote: »

Go Team Denerick Goat me Denerick

FYP



Give us Barrabas.

dolliemix

69 wrote: »

FYP



Give us Barrabas.

Should I be googling some urban slang dictionary to work out what this means?

Carp - I'm gonna get warned by a certain Mod now for going off topic!!!

Just to stay on the safe side - I do not believe the OP should be banned. His query is just as important as everybody elses in my opinion

Daemos

dolliemix wrote: »

Should I be googling some urban slang dictionary to work out what this means?

Try the Bible instead. When the Romans were asked whether they'd rather have Jesus killed or Barrabas (a mass murderer) released from jail, they said 'Give us Barrabas', i.e. kill Jesus and let a serial killer loose

Although frankly I'm unsure who Denerick is in this metaphor. He's either the son of God or a phychotic murderer :rolleyes:

Denerick

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Try the Bible instead. When the Romans were asked whether they'd rather have Jesus killed or Barrabas (a mass murderer) released from jail, they said 'Give us Barrabas', i.e. kill Jesus and let a serial killer loose

Although frankly I'm unsure who Denerick is in this metaphor. He's either the son of God or a phychotic murderer :rolleyes:

Clearly he was speaking about me. Like Jesus I have the courage to speak out against injustice and poor internet forums. But also like Jesus, the people will betray me, just like the people always betray those with the courage to speak out the truth.

Its an historical constant - the great figures of history only assert their greatness through physical force. The awesome power of words leads to their persecution. Boards.ie is no different.

Myself and Jesus share a lot in common.

stovelid

Denerick wrote: »

Myself and Jesus share a lot in common.

You still live with your ma as well?

Denerick

Denerick wrote: »

Myself and Jesus share a lot in common.

Being crucified in public?

Daemos

Ah sure in that case you'll only be banned for three days

Denerick

Keep them coming. These are surprisingly good.

MrPain

I vote Denerick for Mod/president/new world leader

dolliemix

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Try the Bible instead. When the Romans were asked whether they'd rather have Jesus killed or Barrabas (a mass murderer) released from jail, they said 'Give us Barrabas', i.e. kill Jesus and let a serial killer loose

Although frankly I'm unsure who Denerick is in this metaphor. He's either the son of God or a phychotic murderer :rolleyes:

Funny that. I actually thought of Jesus and Mother Theresa as I read through this thread at first....:D

Daemos

You're surprised I have a sense of humour?

Can I change my vote?

dolliemix

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Ah sure in that case you'll only be banned for three days

Or 40

biko

Denerick wrote: »

Myself and Jesus share a lot in common.

Jesus is turning in his grave, oh wait...

Grammar Jesus is crying though.

Daemos

dolliemix wrote: »

Or 40

No because Jesus died and rose again on the third day, and Denerick will be banned and return on the third day. Have you not read the Bible from cover to cover? I have. Want to know how it ends?

He goes to Heaven

MrPain wrote: »

I vote Denerick for Mod/president/new world leader

Or figurehead of a new religion: Denerichristianity

Denerick

MrPain wrote: »

I vote Denerick for Mod/president/new world leader

Please start a thread on AH, agitating for my appointment of moderator. I could change a few things around here. Just imagine the good I could do in one day if I had banning powers.

dolliemix

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

No because Jesus died and rose again on the third day, and Denerick will be banned and return on the third day. Have you not read the Bible from cover to cover? I have.

Ok Sr. Joseph John. I'll read it tonight I promise

Cerocco

Save the Denerick 1 :D

TheZohanS

Denerick wrote: »

I could change a few things around here. Just imagine the good I could do in one day if I had banning powers.

It's not about having banning powers, it's about helping people.

If you pull your socks up you might be in with a shout for a Heart of Gold Award 2010....



...but a ban looks imminent...:(

Kiera

TheZohan wrote: »

It's not about having banning powers, it's about helping people.

If you pull your socks up you might be in with a shout for a Heart of Gold Award 2010....



...but a ban looks imminent...:(

How do i get in the running for this award?

Daemos

Well for one you have to have a heart of gold, so that's you out of the running

Hagar

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Well for one you have to have a heart

FYP

Kiera

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Well for one you have to have a heart of gold, so that's you out of the running

Dammit! And i cant buy one cause "gold is at an all time high". Maybe those nice people in Cash for Gold could lend me one?

Angus Og

I voted no, but it is hard to complain about a ban.

This topic is basically a platform for Denerick and he hasn't used it. Mods don't just ban people, they actually say some interesting things, too.

I think the public humiliation is enough.

Kiera

69 wrote: »

FYP

Get back in your box, you!

re:location

BluesBerry

Ah crap is there anyway to take back/remove your vote in the poll

I dont want to be the only one that voted that option

m@cc@

Denerick wrote: »

Seems to me that the entire forum is a 'thanks from...' hunt. Seeya. So random and whacky.

Discuss.

Yes, it is boring. I'm constantly trying to find ways to not stimulate my brain, it's an endless quest.

btw, 'whacky' sounds like a word invented by Fat Tony. 'I don't get even, I get whacky'

Daemos

Kiera wrote: »

Dammit! And i cant buy one cause "gold is at an all time high". Maybe those nice people in Cash for Gold could lend me one?

Worth a shot, try sending them an SAE and see what happens

Angus Og wrote: »

I think the public humiliation is enough.

Considering the fact that we've started comparing him to Jesus Christ, I think the 'humiliation' attempt went a bit awry if you ask me

TheZohanS

BluesBerry wrote: »

Ah crap is there anyway to take back/remove your vote in the poll

I dont want to be the only one that voted that option

Well you could bribe a Moderator....just sayin'

The 3rd option is new btw.

MrPain

I want to vote make him an admin, but it wont let me as I already voted before this option was available.
Democracy is failing.
It's time for a military coup with Denerick as our leader.
All hail Denerick

Angus Og

Maybe I've just never seen anyone being crucified by poll.

Kiera

Angus Og wrote: »

Maybe I've just never seen anyone being crucified by poll.

Go to Finglas/Limerick....

Daemos

Angus Og wrote: »

Maybe I've just never seen anyone being crucified by poll.

You've never seen a General Election so

Thomas828

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Try the Bible instead. When the Romans were asked whether they'd rather have Jesus killed or Barrabas (a mass murderer) released from jail, they said 'Give us Barrabas', i.e. kill Jesus and let a serial killer loose

WRONG! It was Pontius Pilate, the Roman Governor, who asked the mobs of Hebrews to cho
ose between Jesus, a man who would not play by the rules of the established clergy, and Barabbas, a robber and a murderer.

Angus Og

Barabbas was actually a freedom fighter. It was only later that Christians made him evil, so then it looked bad when people chose him.

Daemos

Angus Og wrote: »

Barabbas was actually a freedom fighter. It was only later that Christians made him evil, so then it looked bad when people chose him.

Thomas828 wrote: »

WRONG! It was Pontius Pilate, the Roman Governor, who asked the mobs of Hebrews to cho
ose between Jesus, a man who would not play by the rules of the established clergy, and Barabbas, a robber and a murderer.

Well sowee...

OutlawPete

If OP is code for OutlawPete, then no :cool:

I'd have no way of skiving then.

Bonito

TheZohan wrote: »

To make it a little bit less boring I've added a poll a la Big Brother.

Should we ban the OP for trolling? You decide.

I decide eh?

*sniff*

Wait a minute.

Anybody else get that?

It's like a, ritual, with chanting, and *sniff* BBQ of some sort.

Why, I think, *sniff*, they're burning, *sniff*, a troll?

*sniff*

Yes, yes, that's definitely a troll at the stake!

/trots off towards BBQ.

May I join you fellows?

Denerick

If you make me an admin, I promise to shake up the AH forum. For one thing, all blasphemy and filthy words from henceforth will be censored and will result in the perpetrator receiving a permanant site ban. You decide.

alwaysadub

Denerick wrote: »

If you make me an admin, I promise to shake up the AH forum. For one thing, all blasphemy and filthy words from henceforth will be censored and will result in the perpetrator receiving a permanant site ban. You decide.

There'd be no body left then sure! You'd be admin of yourself..

Super-Rush

Denerick wrote: »

If you make me an admin, I promise to shake up the AH forum. For one thing, all blasphemy and filthy words from henceforth will be censored and will result in the perpetrator receiving a permanant site ban. You decide.

Your ideas are intriguing to me.

TheZohanS

Denerick wrote: »

If you make me an admin, I promise to shake up the AH forum. For one thing, all blasphemy and filthy words from henceforth will be censored and will result in the perpetrator receiving a permanant site ban. You decide.

You really want a ban, don't you?

Seriously your fate is in the hands of the posters here...reach out to them...touch them...


....but make sure you've washed your hands first....

IvySlayer

TheZohan wrote: »

You really want a ban, don't you?

Seriously your fate is in the hands of the posters here...reach out to them...touch them...


....but make sure you've washed your hands first....

AH users would ban everyone of given the chance

Bonito

TheZohan wrote: »

You really want a ban, don't you?

Seriously your fate is in the hands of the posters here...reach out to them...touch them...


....but make sure you've washed your hands first....

/chops off hand

He aint touchin' me nowheres!!!

Burn :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pq9yO4WQ_M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixBa3rEynV0

Denerick

I believe I know what the posters need, whether they like it or not. They need a man of iron will who can control the masses. They need someone to lower their taxes, tell them how to live and rule them like a God. The anarchy of After Hours shall be no more.

Bonito

Denerick wrote: »

I believe I know what the posters need, whether they like it or not. They need a man of iron will who can control the masses. They need someone to lower their taxes, tell them how to live and rule them like a God. The anarchy of After Hours shall be no more.

Spots taken
http://sloppychronicles.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/iron-man-cal1.jpg
NEXT!

TheZohanS

IvySlayer wrote: »

AH users would ban everyone of given the chance

I resemble that remark.

Denerick wrote: »

I believe I know what the posters need, whether they like it or not. They need a man of iron will who can control the masses. They need someone to lower their taxes, tell them how to live and rule them like a God. The anarchy of After Hours shall be no more.

AH posters don't want to pay any tax, don't like masses and they don't believe in god....


...except maybe Jakkass...


Try harder.....clock is ticking...

Abi

Read first post, thats enough. Ban him.

Bonito

Abitar wrote: »

Read first post, thats enough. Ban him.

Give him kiss bu-bye?

OutlawPete

Denerick wrote: »

I believe I know what the posters need, whether they like it or not. They need a man of iron will who can control the masses. They need someone to lower their taxes, tell them how to live and rule them like a God. The anarchy of After Hours shall be no more.

Will you switch the IMG tags back on? :cool:

Abi

Bonito wrote: »

Give him kiss bu-bye?

I'm not kissing him, but I let him give me a little kiss.


/moons