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Killer_banana

**** **** no. Pleaee please. don't. I'm not even close to you, I'm not gonna pretend we're friends but I've seen lives thrown away before. This isn't gonna benefit anyone, no matter what you think.

Meesared

dont go
i like you around here

Kanoe

platinum, I'm here if you need to talk

Platinum2010

Meesared wrote: »

dont go
i like you around here

Honey that opinion seems to stand alone in this forum . Why Is everyone assuming I'm talking bout death ??

Killer_banana

Platinum2010 wrote: »

Honey that opinion seems to stand alone in this forum . Why Is everyone assuming I'm talking bout death ??

If you're not then good. You know what I was basing it on though.

Kanoe

Platinum2010 wrote: »

Honey that opinion seems to stand alone in this forum . Why Is everyone assuming I'm talking bout death ??

that's just not true. you need to remember how difficult it can be to gauge some aspects of people via message boards like this, when there are only words and you can't see a face expressing them you've got to be objective and stand back emotionally from it a little bit or it squeezes you, you learn to take less personally and that's not a bad thing..its just takes a bit of adjusting to. you're not here long platinum, so take a deep breath and after a while you will get used to it and find your feet. and maybe you wont feel so bad

Meesared

you should talk to us here though, were here to talk

*hugs*

Kanoe

pm sent

Kanoe

daughter is planning on running away from home tomorrow but she should be back in time for tea so I'll be free all day if you want to go for coffee. I'll even bring the doggie and put her in a pirate suit

note to social services, she's not really running away she's just heading off to spend my hard earned cash with her mates

Links234

why is everyone changing their usernames on here? it's getting confusing

Kanoe

change is good links, embrace it :pac:
knifewrench has the same avatar as me though, avatar thief.

Platinum2010

Links234 wrote: »

why is everyone changing their usernames on here? it's getting confusing

how do you do it ?

Links234

I think you need to pay to get your username changed.

I wonder, what other metal song would I change my username to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4aELnPYCIc

KnifeWRENCH

Kanoe wrote: »

change is good links, embrace it :pac:
knifewrench has the same avatar as me though, avatar thief.

Hadn't noticed that actually!
I change mine every few months though, I'll prob move onto something else at some point.
And Worker & Parasite is one of my all time favourite Simpsons moments. There's no Worker avatar though.

rainbow kirby

Links234 wrote: »

I think you need to pay to get your username changed.

Yup, €5 to subscribe for one month to request a name change.

You planning on going to Rammstein at the O2 in February, Links?

Links234

rainbow kirby wrote: »

You planning on going to Rammstein at the O2 in February, Links?

absolutely!
although I did say before that it was my dream to flash my tits at a Rammstein concert, but I might chicken out of that bit

rainbow kirby

Links234 wrote: »

absolutely!
although I did say before that it was my dream to flash my tits at a Rammstein concert, but I might chicken out of that bit

You've got just under 8 months to grow them

Aishae

rainbow kirby wrote: »

You've got just under 8 months to grow them

Links234 wrote: »

absolutely!
although I did say before that it was my dream to flash my tits at a Rammstein concert, but I might chicken out of that bit

anything is possible - mine seemed to mysteriously appear out of thin air about a month ago and its not like im in the middle of puberty at 27!
get a little bicycle pump or just a set of chicken fillets inside a sexy bra if all else fails :pac:

rainbow kirby

Aishae wrote: »

anything is possible - mine seemed to mysteriously appear out of thin air about a month ago and its not like im in the middle of puberty at 27!

Mine have just never stopped growing, added another cup size last year at the age of 26... :eek:

Killer_banana

Some women's don't for some reason. I read about a woman who was an N and they still hadn't stopped. She couldn't breastfeed her baby on the off chance she fell asleep and smothered him...

In other news I have read every single post on effing dykes. That's right, I have no life. =P

Aishae

Killer_banana wrote: »

Some women's don't for some reason. I read about a woman who was an N and they still hadn't stopped. She couldn't breastfeed her baby on the off chance she fell asleep and smothered him...

In other news I have read every single post on effing dykes. That's right, I have no life. =P

thankfully im a looooong way off smothering anyone!

you should see the amount of sh*te i post in after hours sometimes!

Platinum2010

alot of Great thoughts are produced with alcohol .The amount of people who can make a good conversation with alcohol and are dull without it , is outstanding

L.Jenkins

Platinum2010 wrote: »

alot of Great thoughts are produced with alcohol .The amount of people who can make a good conversation with alcohol and are dull without it , is outstanding

God I know only to well. When I used to drink, I'd be one for talking copious amounts of sh1te, but quieten down when sober.

Platinum2010

ItsThatManAgain wrote: »

God I know only to well. When I used to drink, I'd be one for talking copious amounts of sh1te, but quieten down when sober.

it amazing though because some o the people I know would be proper gob****es but with drink they come up with some genius things

L.Jenkins

Ya the most epic plans usually come of it. I sent a friend of mine a drunken email convincing him to come to the US the following year with me. I haven't been able to keep him out of it since :P

Platinum2010

My Night = Epic failure

Saw 3 freakin hot babes and didnt get to talk to any of them
one was drop dead gorgeous but obviously had a gf
the other was totally locked unfortunately
and the 3rd just disappeared

to top the night off I got robbed coming home .

Tall Ships = Perfect opportunity for the Scumbags in this town

apache

****stix!

Links234

that's horrible to hear platinum, I hope you're ok

Kanoe

Platinum2010 wrote: »

and the 3rd just disappeared

was that me..cuz I know I bought someone a drink and just left. I had enough, it's been a hectic week and that place was mobbed and I stopped enjoying myself at about 7 this evening and my eyes were closing. Tbf though I had a great week, the tall ships was amazink.

Platinum2010

Kanoe wrote: »

was that me..cuz I know I bought someone a drink and just left.

No one bought me a drink ,she just disappeared

Kanoe

I walked the length and breadth of the quay today with my mother and the amount of lesbanese couples was astonishing, it was like a piratey pride carnival.

(nah..I know who I bought it for but I sneaked away before she could buy one back)

Platinum2010

Kanoe wrote: »

I walked the length and breadth of the quay today with my mother and the amount of lesbanese couples was astonishing, it was like a piratey pride carnival.

(nah..I know who I bought it for but I sneaked away before she could buy one back)

I'm not a perve but what were you wearing ? I think I saw you ! Some dude kept following me and I had to buy a new drink because he wouldnt stop talking and following me and his salivary amylaze was everywhere

Kanoe

jeans and vest and black jacket, Gok wan would have been proud. didn't even stay long enough to take my coat off. I may have looked very sad and tired. (broke up with gf yesterday)

Platinum2010

Kanoe wrote: »

jeans and vest and black jacket, Gok wan would have been proud. didn't even stay long enough to take my coat off. I may have looked very sad and tired. (broke up with gf yesterday)

oh
there were sum load o weirdos in pirate hats .
not to mention random people talking bout getting head to me at the bar lol
then seeing someone i know trying to get laid in the toilet by a sailor

Kanoe

heehee yeay go pirates1!! k..i'm goin to bed ..I owe myself about 16 hours of sleep at this stage nite

apache

did yous guys not get it on?

Kanoe

apache wrote: »

did yous guys not get it on?

yes...I gave her one in the toilets while she sipped rum off the back of my neck

Platinum2010

apache wrote: »

did yous guys not get it on?

No because I wasnt done up like a pirate ... mind you the people that were pirates were manky I thought (bad teeth ,nothing worse)

Kanoe

one of us is lying and it's not me

apache

Kanoe wrote: »

yes...I gave her one in the toilets while she sipped rum off the back of my neck

really? lucky planet person. she must be so happy

*disclaimer* - this is not a true story. or is it?

Platinum2010

Kanoe wrote: »

one of us is lying and it's not me

has to be you cus it aint me .....were there any girl pirates wait ...any hot girl pirates?

apache

oh you guys! you're a carnival of fun. :P

sleep tight!

Kanoe

Platinum2010 wrote: »

No because I wasnt done up like a pirate ... mind you the people that were pirates were manky I thought (bad teeth ,nothing worse)

you weren't complaining when I was using them to undo your buttons

Platinum2010

Kanoe wrote: »

you weren't complaining when I was using them to undo your buttons

ooooooooooo food for thought there !but did you spot any hot girl pirates ?

Kanoe

Platinum2010 wrote: »

ooooooooooo food for thought there !but did you spot any hot girl pirates ?

lots of hot girls..no pirates. no.

Platinum2010

Kanoe wrote: »

lots of hot girls..no pirates. no.

I went into the smoking room and saw someone with hot legs who was a pirate but I never managed to see her face

Kanoe

Platinum2010 wrote: »

I went into the smoking room and saw someone with hot legs who was a pirate but I never managed to see her face

should have told her to remove her eye patch first. right, bed :pac:

apache

Platinum2010 wrote: »

I went into the smoking room and saw someone with hot legs who was a pirate but I never managed to see her face

is that because you were sitting on her face? boom boom!

oh ffs you guys lets all go to bed :P

Kanoe

you go to bed first

Kanoe

I'll follow you in later