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  • #1352
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,098 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    both of you please pm each other

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #1353
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    just sat through Lady Gaga's monster ball from madison sq gardens. sighs.


  • #1354
    Printemps93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Printemps93


    Kanoe wrote: »
    just sat through Lady Gaga's monster ball from madison sq gardens. sighs.

    Was it that good


  • #1355
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    it was better live ;)


  • #1356
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    ItsThatManAgain wrote: »
    Just thought I'd post some NYAN cat, all 10 HOURS AND 6 MINUTES of it!
    AndrewJD wrote: »
    I got a nyan cat tshirt, some random guy in town gave me a high five when I wore it yesterday shouting "nyan cat is f***ing awesome!"

    i WANT that shirt!!!

    what is it about nyan cat?
    its a cat with the body of a pop tart that flies through the galaxy while pooping a rainbow. whats not to love about the strangely appealing absurdity?!

    ___
    in other news... the other day i was getting ice creams for mum and myself. i hand her hers and put my bag back on my back. thats when it happened.... a few mins later some fella taps me on the arm and says a few things. i explain i cant lipread him. so he points to the region of his ar$e. it clicks... my dress mustve ridden up. oh the shame. at least someone told me. i hope no one got a picture first (and put it online - such is the thing that happens these days). figures that would happen the day i wear the spotty pants. if you see a picture of a polka dot bottom <- its mine.


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  • #1357
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    :D


  • #1358
    baby and crumble
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,512 ✭✭✭baby and crumble


    I'm sorry but- HAHAHAAHH!

    Normally that stuff happens me. I was staying at a B&B in England the last few days (WTF is up with Milton Keynes? it's the WEIRDEST town in the WORLD) and the lady had a little Jack Russel dog, with a cone around it's head cos it has a bad paw. What did i do? Spill a whole glass of OJ INTO the cone within 10 minutes of arriving. :o


  • #1359
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    baby and crumble wrote: »
    I'm sorry but- HAHAHAAHH!

    Normally that stuff happens me. I was staying at a B&B in England the last few days (WTF is up with Milton Keynes? it's the WEIRDEST town in the WORLD) and the lady had a little Jack Russel dog, with a cone around it's head cos it has a bad paw. What did i do? Spill a whole glass of OJ INTO the cone within 10 minutes of arriving. :o

    lmao - he probably thought to himself 'pass a splash of vodka as well!'


  • #1360
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    just when you think there couldnt possibly be more to nyan cat:
    60bf7b10-0125-4e68-bd57-6b3f88978f74.jpg


  • #1361
    Asry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 883 ✭✭✭Asry


    diddlybit wrote: »
    I'm beginning to think that there's something wrong with me that I am immune to the power of Nyan Cat...

    I like the Nyan because it's colouredy and weird but it doesn't make me laugh at all or smile or anything. I don't think my sense of humour works that way.

    Although I do love memes.


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  • #1362
    squishykins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,338 ✭✭✭squishykins


    Nyan cat makes me giggle like a little girl, but then I am very easily amused :P I get amused by someone going "wub wub wub wub!" to me for christ sake :rolleyes:

    I have the nyan cat app on my phone, it's amazing :D


  • #1363
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,241 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    baby and crumble wrote: »
    I'm sorry but- HAHAHAAHH!

    Normally that stuff happens me. I was staying at a B&B in England the last few days (WTF is up with Milton Keynes? it's the WEIRDEST town in the WORLD) and the lady had a little Jack Russel dog, with a cone around it's head cos it has a bad paw. What did i do? Spill a whole glass of OJ INTO the cone within 10 minutes of arriving. :o

    I just nearly wet myself reading that, lol! :D


  • #1364
    Printemps93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Printemps93


    Aishae wrote: »
    in other news... the other day i was getting ice creams for mum and myself. i hand her hers and put my bag back on my back. thats when it happened.... a few mins later some fella taps me on the arm and says a few things. i explain i cant lipread him. so he points to the region of his ar$e. it clicks... my dress mustve ridden up. oh the shame. at least someone told me. i hope no one got a picture first (and put it online - such is the thing that happens these days). figures that would happen the day i wear the spotty pants. if you see a picture of a polka dot bottom <- its mine.

    Epic Fail:D


  • #1365
    baby and crumble
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,512 ✭✭✭baby and crumble


    I just watched about 14 seconds of Nyan cat.

    I clearly am officially old. :( Does it get funny at any point?

    See- THIS is funny:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=secwNPUF89I


    :cool:


  • #1366
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,241 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    squishykins wrote: »
    Nyan cat makes me giggle like a little girl, but then I am very easily amused :P I get amused by someone going "wub wub wub wub!" to me for christ sake :rolleyes:

    Ha, yeah I'm the same way at times :P


  • #1367
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    stupid new hairdresser cut off my mullet :(


  • #1368
    Printemps93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Printemps93


    Kanoe wrote: »
    stupid new hairdresser cut off my mullet :(

    Where ya get it done?


  • #1369
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    some place that will remain un named.


  • #1370
    Printemps93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Printemps93


    Kanoe wrote: »
    some place that will remain un named.

    Oh right , forgot ..sorry


  • #1371
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,241 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Down in the lovely Galway again for the evening :p Droped into wildes for a coke :D.


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  • #1372
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    ever notice how hard it is to flirt with people you actually like?


  • #1373
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    Kanoe wrote: »
    ever notice how hard it is to flirt with people you actually like?


    i know what you mean - i can flirt in a joking good humoured way but when i actually try cos its someone i like im bloody desperate at it

    ______

    pleeeeeease someone tell me what that video was about? it was sequences from voyager i got that much!


  • #1374
    Printemps93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Printemps93


    Kanoe wrote: »
    ever notice how hard it is to flirt with people you actually like?

    Oh Cringe *I'm the expert when it comes to jacking up lines 8


  • #1375
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    I am actually a talented flirt whore but put beautiful woman in a pinstripe skirt suit and heals in an elevator with me and I'm like a retarded fruit bat.

    *hi
    *oh ..hey (omg shes talking to me)
    *some change in the weather
    *yea...fumbles (****..what do i say)

    simultaneously...*but it's still warm


    :o


  • #1376
    Printemps93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Printemps93


    Kanoe wrote: »
    beautiful woman in a pinstripe skirt suit and heals in an elevator with me and I'm like a retarded fruit bat.
    WEAK at the KNEES my friend :D


  • #1377
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    *gurgles

    and yea Jesus she really made me smile today ..AND.. we kept bumping into each other in the corridoors and third time she giggled and said "I'm following you". yes, yes you are. you just keep doing that and everything will be fine.


  • #1378
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,241 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Aishae wrote: »
    pleeeeeease someone tell me what that video was about? it was sequences from voyager i got that much!

    The video is dubbed with the tune, the internet is for porn.


  • #1379
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    KATE
    Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson, all by my self!
    I'm going to teach something relevant, something modern.
    The Internet!

    The internet is really really great
    TREKKIE MONSTER
    For porn
    KATE
    I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
    TREKKIE
    For porn
    KATE
    Huh?
    There's always some new site,
    TREKKIE
    For porn!
    I browse all day and night
    TREKKIE
    For porn!
    KATE
    It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
    TREKKIE
    For porn!
    KATE
    Trekkie!

    TREKKIE
    The internet is for porn
    KATE
    Trekkie!
    TREKKIE
    The internet is for porn,
    KATE
    What are you doing!?
    TREKKIE
    Why you think the net was born?
    Porn porn porn

    KATE
    Treee—kkie!
    TREKKIE
    Oh hello kate monster
    KATE
    You are ruining my song
    TREKKIE
    Oh me sorry, me no mean to
    KATE
    Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
    TREKKIE
    Me no talkie
    KATE
    Good

    I’m glad we have this new technology
    TREKKIE
    For porn
    KATE
    Which gives us untold opportunity
    TREKKIE
    For por—oops, sorry
    KATE
    Right from you own desktop
    TREKKIE
    For ---
    KATE
    You can research browse and shop
    Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
    TREKKIE
    FOR PORN!!


    Trekkie!
    TREKKIE
    The internet is for porn!
    KATE
    Noooo
    TREKKIE
    The internet if for porn!
    KATE
    Trekkie
    TREKKIE
    Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

    KATE
    That’s gross you’re a pervert
    TREKKIE
    Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
    KATE
    NO really, your a pervert
    Normal people don’t sit at home and look
    At porn on the internet
    TREKKIE
    Ohhhh?
    KATE
    What?!
    TREKKIE
    You have no idea
    Ready normal people?

    NORMAL PEOPLE
    Ready--- ready ----ready

    TREKKIE
    Let me hear it!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS
    The internet is for porn!
    PRINCETON
    Sorry kate
    TREKKIE AND GUYS
    The internet is for porn!
    PRINCETON
    I masturbate!
    TREKKIE AND GUYS
    All these guys unzip their flies
    For porn, porn, porn!

    KATE
    The internet is not for porn!!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS
    PORN!, PORN, P---

    KATE
    HOLD ON A SECOND!

    Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

    ROB
    That’s correct.

    KATE
    And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

    BRIAN
    Sure!

    KATE
    And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay

    GARY
    Yes I do!

    KATE
    And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

    PRINCETON
    True!

    TREKKIE
    Oh, but Kate-
    What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

    PRINCETON
    . .yeah

    KATE
    EEEWWWWW!
    TREKKIE AND GUYS
    The internet is for porn!
    KATE
    Gross!
    TREKKIE AND GUYS
    The internet is for porn!
    KATE
    I hate porn
    TREKKIE AND GUYS
    Grab your dick and double click
    KATE
    I hate you men!
    TREKKIE AND GUYS
    For porn, porn, porn!
    (harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
    KATE
    I’m leaving!
    TREKKIE AND GUYS
    Porn, porn, porn, porn
    porn, porn, porn, porn
    KATE
    I hate the internet!
    TREKKIE AND GUYS
    Porn, porn, porn, porn

    TREKKIE
    The internet is for

    TREKKIE AND SOME
    The internet is for

    TREKKIE AND ALL
    The internet is for PORN!

    TREKKIE
    YEAH!
    can't believe I c&p'd that :p (and it's done with a sesame street type voiceover :o)


  • #1380
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    haha i had just googled lyrics for that. i can picture that now. lol


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  • #1381
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    I'm a trekky and even I don't get it :p


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