Funny/Shocking Drunk stories

Bassfish

This forum, despite thousands of views gets far too few posts so i hought i would start the ba;; rolling with a new thread.
The idea of this thread is to recount some of those strories, be they funny or horribly sickening, that we see when out socialising around Ireland's towns and cities when most of those around us are well under the influence of the creature:rolleyes:

To kick it off, i was out in a smoking area in cork last weekend and witnessed a fella who was trying to chat up a good looking female friend of mine, trying to be all swauve but failing as he was pissed, lit the wrong end of his cigarrette and nearly puked his ring up after inhaling it:p very funny.
On the lower side of things, saw a girl about 19/20 staggering down a side street all alone, projectile vomiting, most of it ending up on her skimpy dress. I shudder to think what could happen.

So over to ye.........

force majeure

Cant say this is funny as it cost me a job....
... it involved me [as it would], a forklift, a pallet load off daz washing powder and me being off my trolley after lunch hour.
I'm sure those off you who have being their doing that well know what I am saying.

PS this all happened about 6 years ago.
Ps2... ok so may be it is a bit funny now that I think off it. After all who can claim to dispatching a pallet load off Daz washing powder to the skip using a forklift... [gas powered as by the way]

Elenxor

A flatmate left one piece of tinned peach on a saucer in the fridge., I came home legless and spent ages trying to fry it thinking it was an egg!!!!

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Embarassing - I woke up in a Tesco shopping trolley outside.....Tesco! Luckily it was 6am and there was nobody around. To be fair I was in a nightclub within throwing distance of Tesco so it's easily explained. I must have been 15 or 16 at the time.

Riddickcule

On Paddys Day, 4 of us (drunk) got lost in the woods coz we were told there was a rave up there.:eek:

encore1

Elenxor wrote: »

A flatmate left one piece of tinned peach on a saucer in the fridge., I came home legless and spent ages trying to fry it thinking it was an egg!!!!

hillarious!

C_Dawg

A few years back I went out on the beer the morning after my sister's engagement party.

I was in my friend's flat and I got that tickly "I'm gonna get sick" feeling in my throat so I went into the bathroom.

The bathroom was a ****ty little square room just big enough for the jacks itself; no window at all. Also the light was broken so I had to hold my phone up and keep hitting the cancel button to light up my puke.

I had no food inside so twas only fizz coming up.

Suppose ya had to be there to find it funny

source

Two occassions stand out in my mind, the first i went to a house party in a place called Raheen in Limerick City, fell asleep and woke up in a different house in Castleconnell in Co. Limerick....no idea how i got there but i did ruin their nice carpet with some rather horrible projectile.

The other occassion I had been up for about 20 hours and was travelling to Tralee to go out for the night, because i was driving and almost falling asleep i was throwing back bottle after bottle of lucozade sport to keep me alert. when i got to Tralee i took a quick nap and headed out, i was a cider drinker at the time and when i got back to the house after the night out i wasn't feeling the best, ran to the loo and vomited luminous yellow, it was rotten.

Was off the drink for 7 years and have gone back to drinking occassionally but only ever one or two bottles when i do go out.

cantdecide

I was out with old friends last year and at one stage a couple of quite cute girls came our way in the smoking area. A conversation was struck up including some referrence to one of them being a teetotaller. "I'm in, there" I thought! Well actually, I was looking forward to a little intelligent conversation with some nice, respectable girls. Next minute, here comes my mate, whose gf had just turned her back for a second, and the greatest barrage of offensive, filthy smut I'd heard in my life came out of his mouth. He thought he was being charming, charismatic and sexy. It was so embarrassing, I just had to pretty much walk away...

BlackEdelweiss

I was in college a few years ago and one night during rag week my flat mate came home completely pissed out of his mind. He fell asleep sitting on the sitting room floor, leaning against the radiator. Unfortunately for him the radiator came on sometime in the middle of the night on the timer and he was so pissed he slept right through it. He woke up in the morning and let a scream out of him, the radiator had melted his skin to his tshirt. He had to peel it off his back and on his back he had 3 or 4 massive blisters in the shape of the radiator panels. He had severe burns and had to go to hospital and was in agony for weeks.