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The "Ask Tar A Question" thread

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    #32
    RolandIRL
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    can i get in on that? i've loads of chocolate.....:D


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    #33
    Tar.Aldarion
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    melting for all!


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    #34
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Okay - that's the chocolate bit covered so.

    What do you think of Belgium Tar, dearest?


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    #35
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Best country ever, they created chips for god's sake! Never been but have wanted to, as with several places really. Most my memories of Belgium are me correcting my English teachers spelling of it.


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    #36
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Best country ever, they created chips for god's sake! Never been but have wanted to, as with several places really. Most my memories of Belgium are me correcting my English teachers spelling of it.

    yes, we DID invent them! Extra brownie points for you!!
    How did your teacher spell it??

    I have no more questions. I am OUT.


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    #37
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Can I cash them in for brownies? Belguim. ALL the time. Dunno why she was writing it but there you go.

    none, ah feck!


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    #38
    shofukan
    Registered Users Posts: 365 ✭✭shofukan


    What is this forum? It rather confuses me!


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    #39
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    This particular forum is for Tar. Because we love her so much. In this thread you can ask Tar any question you want.

    If, however, you don't like asking Tar questions, maybe you should try one of the other forums on Boards.ie - surely you will find one to suit your interest!

    Since I'm here anyway - Tar, if you could write a movie about your life, how would the trailer salespitch go?


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    #40
    shofukan
    Registered Users Posts: 365 ✭✭shofukan


    I see.. Perhaps specifics are needed here..
    Tar,
    Who (or what) are you?
    What is your significance that a subsection of this website is assigned to you / matters relating?


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    #41
    Tar.Aldarion
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    sNarah wrote: »
    This particular forum is for Tar. Because we love her so much. In this thread you can ask Tar any question you want.

    If, however, you don't like asking Tar questions, maybe you should try one of the other forums on Boards.ie - surely you will find one to suit your interest!

    Since I'm here anyway - Tar, if you could write a movie about your life, how would the trailer salespitch go?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_eTV4lRJYU


    +more sexual confusion
    seanor3 wrote: »
    I see.. Perhaps specifics are needed here..
    Tar,
    Who (or what) are you?
    What is your significance that a subsection of this website is assigned to you / matters relating?
    I am Tar. I see all. I flirt all. I'm just our local e-celebrity whore with a good ass, they decided to make me a forum to try and contain my flirting. It didn't work. Coming this summer. Me.


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    #42
    Le King
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭Le King


    Question - Why do some people think your a girl? When clearly your mannerisms are that of a dude.


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    #43
    Tar.Aldarion
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    I am believed to be a bisexual teen, who knows

    <_<


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    #44
    Purple Lemons
    Registered Users Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    Osu wrote: »
    Question - Why do some people think your a girl? When clearly your mannerisms are that of a dude.

    I got the same problem, except people think im a guy!

    Must be because of my permanent raging erection :(


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    #45
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Jeez I'd love to get a grip on that bad boy. we can sword fight :pac:


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    #46
    Purple Lemons
    Registered Users Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Jeez I'd love to get a grip on that bad boy. we can sword fight :pac:

    I'll just cum in your eye, blind you momentarily, and kick you while you're down :cool:


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    #47
    Tar.Aldarion
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    That's a perfect night in for me tbh, get to wear an eye patch and all arrrrrrrrrrrr matey


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    #48
    Le King
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭Le King


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    I am believed to be a bisexual teen, who knows

    <_<

    Ah okay, well that's fair enough. I'm believed to be gay as girls say I'm too good looking to be straight.

    It's a terrible world. And I'm being serious.
    Purple Lemons wrote: »
    I got the same problem, except people think im a guy!

    Must be because of my permanent raging erection :(
    :pac: Ha ha

    Bewbs + Pics = Verification
    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Jeez I'd love to get a grip on that bad boy. we can sword fight :pac:

    PMSL. Ahh I see where the bisexual bit comes from now :pac:


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    #49
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Ah the angry pirate.Ill get to do it some day :D
    (cum in the eye and kick in shin/stamp on toe for those not in the know :pac:)


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    #50
    Purple Lemons
    Registered Users Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    Osu wrote: »
    :pac: Ha ha

    Bewbs + Pics = Verification

    I has ze pics on boards to prove i is a lady :cool:
    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Ah the angry pirate.Ill get to do it some day :D
    (cum in the eye and kick in shin/stamp on toe for those not in the know :pac:)

    I've heard of that! :D


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    #51
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Purple Lemons wrote: »
    I've heard of that! :D
    A real life victim! :eek:


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    #52
    Purple Lemons
    Registered Users Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    A real life victim! :eek:

    Hell na man! other way around, i make the pirates angry :pac:


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    #53
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Purple Lemons wrote: »
    Hell na man! other way around, i make the pirates angry :pac:
    ...........im trying to think of the opposite...........................punch in the eye and fake it(opposite of cumming i guess) on their shin?:confused:


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    #54
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Osu wrote: »
    Ah okay, well that's fair enough. I'm believed to be gay as girls say I'm too good looking to be straight.

    It's a terrible world. And I'm being serious.


    :pac: Ha ha

    Bewbs + Pics = Verification



    PMSL. Ahh I see where the bisexual bit comes from now :pac:

    I am also too good looking, it is a hard world. /goodlooking hug

    waiting on bewbs


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    #55
    Le King
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭Le King


    Purple Lemons wrote: »
    I has ze pics on boards to prove i is a lady :cool:

    Not a good idea!

    Never link to Facebook, Never add a pic. I have been found online this way. Not a good outcome.

    EDIT: By found I mean freaks messaging you etc.


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    #56
    Purple Lemons
    Registered Users Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    Osu wrote: »
    Not a good idea!

    Never link to Facebook, Never add a pic. I have been found online this way. Not a good outcome.

    EDIT: By found I mean freaks messaging you etc.

    Added pics but never linked to FB, i haven't been hassled at all :D


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    #57
    Tar.Aldarion
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    i'll hassle you no matter what you look like. i want that sword fight...en guarde!


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    #58
    Purple Lemons
    Registered Users Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    Tar go sit in the corner there like a good little boy okay

    Pfft thinking you could handle the awesomeness of my cóck :rolleyes:


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    #59
    Tar.Aldarion
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    I'D BATE YOUR PENIS INTA YA


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    #60
    Purple Lemons
    Registered Users Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    I'D BATE YOUR PENIS INTA YA

    Fail =/


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    #61
    Tar.Aldarion
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    I tried though, the thought that counts, you were too big


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