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If you could give one piece of advice

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  • #52
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    never fart when getting a blow job. In fact dont even think about farting when getting one. You will only bust yourself laughing at the thought of it.


  • #53
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Jesus Sean, why arent you asleep?


  • #54
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    brendansmith wrote: »
    Jesus Sean, why arent you asleep?

    stupid heart burn man. No fecking rennies :(


  • #55
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    If you get kicked in the gonads and you can feel a lump in your throat...swallow.


  • #56
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    If she's passed out, it doesn't mean she consents.


  • #57
    Ticktactoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 765 ✭✭✭Ticktactoe


    But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.


  • #58
    lucyli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18 ✭lucyli


    Never tell anyone anything because they are mouths no matter what :D


  • #59
    bullets
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,612 ✭✭✭bullets


    Had a metalwork teacher give some great advice years ago in school
    when talking about safety with regards to the machines in the workshop.

    He said "Never put your finger where you wouldn't put you mickey"


    ~B


  • #60
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    bullets wrote: »
    Had a metalwork teacher give some great advice years ago in school
    when talking about safety with regards to the machines in the workshop.

    He said "Never put your finger where you wouldn't put you mickey"


    ~B

    We must have had the same metalwork teacher!


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  • #61
    dubtom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    seanybiker wrote: »
    stupid heart burn man. No fecking rennies :(

    If you suffer from stupid heartburn,always have a spare pack of rennies in case of a stealthy night time attack.:cool:


  • #62
    Clano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 338 ✭✭Clano


    start loads of stupid threads in after hours everyone will love you


  • #63
    MilanPan!c
    Site Banned Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭MilanPan!c


    Don't mock Christians in the Christianity sub-forum, you'll get banned.


  • #64
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    brendansmith wrote: »
    Always fear the night
    Always fear the right.


  • #65
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    lucyli wrote: »
    Never tell anyone anything because they are mouths no matter what :D


    Don't re-reg like caseyann did.


  • #66
    veryangryman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    Dont back odds-on horses

    Ten lads in a mini are more than likely on their way to FAS

    Not everything in life is only to be found in Dublin

    You are your cars bitch. Treat it with the respect it deserves

    You miss 100% of the shots you never take.


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  • #67
    Sarah**
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 531 ✭✭✭Sarah**


    Wear Sunscreen....


  • #68
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Don't eat Sellow Ynow


    bahahahahahahaha.


  • #69
    jobucks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 801 ✭✭✭jobucks


    Don't let The Thrills write a song about you.


  • #70
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Don't re-reg like caseyann did.

    Did she :pac:

    I like 'em feisty ;)


  • #71
    FunGoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭FunGoose


    NEVER smoke weed before giving a speech at a wedding.


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  • #72
    Elevator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭Elevator


    Try everything and regret nothing


  • #73
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Dont eat 2 taco fries from abras after a night out, you'll have heartburn for a week.
    Dont be fake with people that you dont like.


  • #74
    jobucks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 801 ✭✭✭jobucks


    Never ever move next door to Jessica Fletcher... you WILL be murdered


  • #75
    moonpurple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 852 ✭✭✭moonpurple


    one piece of advice in a long sentence from
    one who refuses to live cynically in cynical times:D

    one day at a time, friend Jesus
    that is all I am asking of you
    give me the strength
    to do every day
    what I have to do
    yesterday is gone, Friend Jesus
    and tomorrow may never be mine
    so for my sake, help me to take
    one day at a time
    :)


  • #76
    soups05
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,086 ✭✭✭soups05


    don't become a taxi driver :D


  • #77
    Elenxor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭Elenxor


    Always, always, Log Out from Boards when you have to pop out of the office!!!!:eek:


  • #78
    teddy_303
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 361 ✭✭teddy_303


    Listen to Mark E. Smith/The Fall. If you need a starting place, you tube search "The Fall- What about us - Live version", and never, ever look back.


  • #79
    Ticktactoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 765 ✭✭✭Ticktactoe


    Make sure you get your sleep everynight.


  • #80
    littlefriend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭littlefriend


    Love like you've never been hurt. awwwww


  • #81
    SUNGOD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,411 ✭✭✭SUNGOD


    dont pick up anything ya cant leave down


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  • #82
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Never stick a banger up your arse at halloween


  • #83
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    teddy_303 wrote: »
    Listen to Mark E. Smith/The Fall. If you need a starting place, you tube search "The Fall- What about us - Live version", and never, ever look back.

    Idiot Joy Showland is the way to go


  • #84
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Don't call DeVore a bollox and expect to last too long on Boards.ie.


  • #85
    Ronan Keating
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭Ronan Keating


    "When the going gets tough the tough gets going"...


  • #86
    Nolanger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,556 ✭✭✭Nolanger


    When you're in a Spar/McDonalds café buying a coffee/tea and want it in a paper cup even though you
    plan to stay there always shout yes when they ask "to take away" or else they'll put it in a china cup.


  • #87
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    "Try it. you might just like it..."

    My mantra for the year.:pac:


  • #88
    Rebelheart
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,077 ✭✭✭Rebelheart


    MonkeyTennis wrote: »
    to your fellow boardsies from your own experiences what would it be?

    "Stick your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye!"


  • #89
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Be nice to old people. One day you'll be old too.


  • #90
    pimpmyace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭pimpmyace


    eating your own snot will protect you from ailments


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  • #91
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.


  • #92
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Never trust anyone over 40!


  • #93
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Lob it in there boss


  • #94
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    If in doubt whip it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #95
    Nolanger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,556 ✭✭✭Nolanger


    If you're in Spar and there's a long queue at the till bring your items to the café and pay there!


  • #96
    Mr. Manager
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    Money easy earned is money easy spent.

    Fact


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  • #97
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    NEVER start your night off with half a bottle of kinsey vodka. You will be sick for at least a week


  • #98
    Blueboyd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭Blueboyd


    Never talk about masturbation with a lady on a night bus totally wasted, dressed up as an indian w/feathers.


  • #99
    sKepTics_George
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 138 ✭✭sKepTics_George


    Never sweep leaves on a windy day,


  • #100
    hiscan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,105 ✭✭✭hiscan


    Sarah** wrote: »
    Wear Sunscreen....

    Always read the full Thread;)


  • #101
    Tail Wagger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    If you have a sleeping partner/ Wife, whatever,Don't ever go to sleep on an argument, You may regret it some day.?


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