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  • 12-03-2010 3:43pm
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    coldfire1x
    Registered Users Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭


    Hard work never killed anyone... but why take the risk???

    Smile yaar, its the second best thing u can do with ur lips.

    Life's a bitch, be a dog and...

    My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects

    An apple a day keepz the doctor away but If the nurse is cute then forget the fruit..!!

    If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience

    When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading

    "Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected."

    Till d time u find d right girl for u, enjoy with d wrong ones

    I spent 99% of my money on beer and women, rest i wasted.

    "Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want."

    "Late night TV is very educational. It teaches you that you should have gone to bed earlier."

    "A smart person knows all the rules so he can break them wisely."

    I don't mind if you sleep in class. Only, please do not snore. You are disturbing others who are trying to sleep.

    "Ignore reality. There's nothing you can do about it." -

    I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.

    "I wanted to kill the hottest person on Earth. Then I learned that there were laws against suicide."

    If at first you don't succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried

    Age is a question of mind over matter. if you don't mind, it doesn't matter.


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    Ronin247
    Registered Users Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    Best quote I have heard in a while came from King Kenny Dalglish yesterday



    "you're not going to win too many games if you don't score goals."


    Got news for ya Kenny...........


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    jem
    Registered Users Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭jem


    G Bernard shaw:
    You know they say that the sun never sets on the british empire
    You know why?
    God wouldnt trust them in the dark



    Winston Churchill:
    Half the opposition are fools
    Speaker of the house: Mr Churchill you cant say that

    WC: I am sorry Mr.Speaker, half of the opposition are not fools.

    George Burnes: I am so old, when I was young the dead sea was only sick.

    George Burnes: When asked what he would like for his 90th birthday his relpy a paternity suit.


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