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The Footballer's Kid Name Game

  • 12-03-2010 6:25pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,154 ✭✭✭✭


    Inspired by some Guardian Pod Gold this week where they suggested the following kids' names for the following footballers:

    Matthew Upson: Chin

    Bacary Sagna: Les

    Emmanuel Eboue: Peek

    Some solid lols there to be sure.

    Anyone think of any others?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Wayne Rooney: wacker

    Danny Simpson (Newcastle Uts): Homer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,044 ✭✭✭BigBenRoeth


    Johnathon Spector-Phil :pac::pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,909 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Gabriel Heinze - Beanz Meanz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,267 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Nwankwo Kanu - Icant


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,154 ✭✭✭✭Neil3030


    John Terry: International man of Mis


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    lee "im not so" sharpe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,909 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Fitz Hall - One Size Fitz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,267 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Ben Watson - Youdid


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    Maicon - Is my

    Arjen Robben - Batman

    Ji Sung Park - Par Allel

    Gary Neville - Cruella

    Philip Lahm - Legof

    Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink - Saltand


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,353 ✭✭✭MR NINE


    David N'gog - Sit


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Alan Shearer - Sheep


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 181 ✭✭D/C


    MR NINE wrote: »
    David N'gog - Sit

    David N'gog - Wash ( when he pronounced it N Go )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,353 ✭✭✭MR NINE


    D/C wrote: »
    David N'gog - Wash ( when he pronounced it N Go )

    Yeah there's a load of different names you can use for N'Gog. I was gonna post Wash but I was scared people might think I was just being racist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,630 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Damien Duff - Upda

    Andrei Arshavin - Harry

    Darren Bent - Ayam

    Shane Long - Shuh


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,516 ✭✭✭Hoki


    Ledley King - Joe,Suck,F*ck,Duck,**** etccccccccccccccccc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46,466 ✭✭✭✭Mitch Connor


    Stephen Hunt - Mike.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,527 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Wayne Bridge - Brooklyn


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    andy cole - sakof


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,339 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Shay Given - For

    Petr Cech - Bounced

    Stephen Carr - Motor

    Richard Dunne - Over

    Aaron Lennon - Vladimir Ilyich


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,235 ✭✭✭✭flahavaj


    Ritchie de Laet - Control, Alt

    David Villa - Aston

    David Silva - Long John

    Cristiano Ronaldo - My Dad's not the Real


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    Shane Long - Miles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,588 ✭✭✭daithijjj


    Martin Fulop - Flip

    Tamir Cohen - Ice cream


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,732 ✭✭✭Reganio 2


    Tamir Cohen - Comein

    Dirk Kuyt - Kinand

    Jay Spearing - Roger or Micheal (Shortened to Mickey :D)

    Martin Skrtel - Wearsa

    Daniel Pachecho - Paddy. No hidden meaning here, just cause someone saying "Hi My name is Mr. Pacheco Paddy Pacheco" Sounds class.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,153 ✭✭✭everdead.ie


    Rooney- Bruce Wayne Rooney


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,825 ✭✭✭Mikeyt086


    Javier Mascherano - BangersAnd


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Federico Macheda - Kimberley


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,592 ✭✭✭patmac


    Stefan Kuntz - ColeandTerryareright


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    This thread isn't as good as the Football-Rap hybrid one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Andrei Arshavin - Ivan

    Daniele De Rossi - Francis

    Ji Sung Park - Car

    Tony Adams - Morticia


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,016 ✭✭✭mirwillbeback


    Habib Beye - Killiney

    Ashley Young - Sheestu

    John Terry - Vansessa


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,900 ✭✭✭Eire-Dearg


    Alan Shearer - Sheep


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Eire-Dearg wrote: »
    Alan Shearer - Sheep
    Post #12 tbqfh:rolleyes:


  • Moderators Posts: 8,728 ✭✭✭x PyRo


    Mark Kerr - Juan


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 910 ✭✭✭Jagera


    Gianfranco Zola - Gorgon
    Frank Lampard - Hitda


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