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Doctor jokes

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  • 13-03-2010 12:27pm
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    Terry79
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    A man walks into a doctor’s office with a stick of celery in one ear, a carrot in the other and a grape up his nose. Confused, the man asks: "Doctor what's wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and replies: "You're not eating properly!"

    A doctor traveling by car along a country road collides with an attorney who happens to be driving in the opposite direction. The attorney, seeing that the doctor is a bit shaken up, helps him from the car and offers him a drink of Scotch from his hip flask. The doctor accepts, took a long drink and hands the flask back to the attorney, who closes it and puts it away. "Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asks the doctor.
    The attorney replies, "Sure — as soon as the police leave."


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    A man walks into the doctors office wearing nothing but cling film wrapped around his body, the doctor says, "Well i can clearly see you're nuts"


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