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Terrible game that everybody loves?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,400 ✭✭✭Vyse


    Metroid Prime on the GC - bought the console on the strength of the reviews and just didn't like it all.

    GTA IV - most over hyped game ever. Absolute rubbish.

    MGS4 - too many cutscenes about stuff I just didn't understand.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,096 ✭✭✭smooch71


    Halo 1, 2 and 3 coz they're all unadulterated sh1te. Please don't anyone try to defend this by telling me about the outstanding storyline, level design, characters or gameplay. I've played them right to the end. They're all sh1te.

    GTAIV coz it's too much like real life. If you're listening Rockstar, bigger is not always better. Stick to the stealing cars and shooting people. Less of the socialising. Darts anyone? Spare me.

    Modern Warfare 2. Where do you start with this drivel?
    COD4 = The Empire Strikes Back
    MW2 = The Phantom Menace


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,995 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Are you cereal? Something wrong with you. Mine would be Doom 3 played an hour and quit. Go down corridor trun right. Go down corridor turn left.

    You forgot spawn enemy directly behind you which takes half your health, then go to next firefight.


  • Registered Users Posts: 589 ✭✭✭Borat_Sagdiyev


    I'm a big GTA fan, but I just found IV to be a chore.

    I can also understand people's gripes with MGS4 - I liked it, but only because I hadn't paid much for it and I looked at it for what it was - an end to the story of Solid Snake.

    I was a big ISS Pro evolution fan back in 98, but everything since then has been a total farce - they're actually robbing people's money for a WORSE game. Like, we're 12 years later - TWELVE FÚCKING YEARS - and they still can't get the AI for keepers or the players that you don't control correct? Same with FIFA - unbelievably shocking lack of progress on both projects. Sure FIFA eventually gave up and just bought the Pro Evo game engine a few years back, pathetic.

    All you get these days with both games is graphics updates and with fifa, player db updates - well whup dee doo. €45 euro for that? No thanks.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,622 ✭✭✭Gamer Bhoy 89


    Are you cereal? Something wrong with you. Mine would be Doom 3 played an hour and quit. Go down corridor trun right. Go down corridor turn left.

    Nope im completely cereal. And I'm perfectly fine lol thats just my opinion and im fully entitled to it :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,397 ✭✭✭corcaigh07


    Sure FIFA eventually gave up and just bought the Pro Evo game engine a few years back, pathetic.

    when? fifa 10 and pro evo 10 are completely different to play.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,676 ✭✭✭dr gonzo


    Ah GTA IV...what a disaster. Ive come to the conclusion that what made those games so strong was that you could just jump in and mess around for an hour before heading to the pub or whatever but along comes the phone calls... The game got far too serious for its own good. We need another Vice City although i think its done a lot more damage then just a return to basics is going to fix.

    Also *tentatively presses keys* Gran Turismo...? I may be the wrong target audience for those games but if i spend the game getting enough money to buy an Aston Martin and drive it into a wall i want the ****ing thing to turn inside out not gently run along the wall and pop me back out on the track without a scratch and 6 places behind!

    EDIT: Youve probably gathered from my proclivity to finish a race in a large explosion that i find racing games boring to begin with so im definitely the wrong target audience.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    Jazzy wrote: »
    INCORRECT

    I respect your right to have an opinion. and i do like quakelive.
    but at the time I could never hold on to it with my teeth. just liked UT waaay more


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,848 ✭✭✭Fnz


    dr gonzo wrote: »
    Also *tentatively presses keys* Gran Turismo...? I may be the wrong target audience for those games but if i spend the game getting enough money to buy an Aston Martin and drive it into a wall i want the ****ing thing to turn inside out not gently run along the wall and pop me back out on the track without a scratch and 6 places behind!

    ... or 6 places ahead, if you do it right. ;)

    Damage modelling and effect on performance I'm not bothered with as, more often than not, it would be the AI opponents that are responsible for wrecking my vehicle. Until driver AI is improved, I don't feel guilty leaving 'damage simulation' set to off in games of that type. It's a shame as it would be nice to be rewarded for being careful.

    By the by, Aston Martins aren't designed for turning at speed. They can be twice the weight of other cars in the game. They are better suited to those looking to enjoy the sailing experience on dry land. :D


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Jazzy wrote: »
    oh, gaytar hero & cockband
    You put forward a very interesting argument for these, and I wish to subscribe to your... wait, what?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Dragon Age: Origins is my current one. Too tactical/fiddly and the difficulty on normal is a touch too hard to be fun and it's a touch too easy on easy to be fun so there's no comfortable in between spot. Boo urns.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    You put forward a very interesting argument for these, and I wish to subscribe to your... wait, what?

    games for fags tbh


  • Registered Users Posts: 589 ✭✭✭Borat_Sagdiyev


    corcaigh07 wrote: »
    when? fifa 10 and pro evo 10 are completely different to play.

    As far as I know, a few years back fifa bought the game engine for one of the early ISS Pro Evolution/PES games. Todays fifa games are built on top of that engine - I played fifa09 and I was executing plays that I remember from the old games, despite the fact I hadn't read that much of the manual bar the essentials.

    Pro evo is miles away from that old engine which explains why they're totally different games to play.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭kdave


    modern warfare 3


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,055 ✭✭✭mailrewop


    kdave wrote: »
    modern warfare 3

    yea i wasn't mad about it either, it is way ahead of its time


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,622 ✭✭✭Gamer Bhoy 89


    kdave wrote: »
    modern warfare 3
    mailrewop wrote: »
    yea i wasn't mad about it either, it is way ahead of its time

    How cud ya hate Modern warfare 3? I dno now i was quite impressed by it. Big improvements from MW2 i say


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,055 ✭✭✭mailrewop


    gamercfc wrote: »
    I dno now i was quite impressed by it. Big improvements from MW2 i say

    yea but i thought it lost the plot when
    the aliens turned up and kidnapped the pope


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,622 ✭✭✭Gamer Bhoy 89


    mailrewop wrote: »
    yea but i thought it lost the plot when
    the aliens turned up and kidnapped the pope

    Yeah that was a really hard one. I tried it on Veteran but to no avail. So i just done it on Casual


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,055 ✭✭✭mailrewop


    i think you need to unlock will smith to clear it on veteran


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,622 ✭✭✭Gamer Bhoy 89


    Jazzy wrote: »
    games for fags tbh

    I must be a raging queen then because i love Gaytar Hero and Cockband.

    I play them with my girlfriend the whole time :p


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    gamercfc wrote: »
    I must be a raging queen then because i love Gaytar Hero and Cockband.

    I play them with my girlfriend the whole time :p



    reik of n00b then


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    I enjoy playing GH and RB as well, guess I should just admit that I'm a raging homosexual and break up with my girlfriend, then:rolleyes:


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