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Redneck transport

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  • 16-03-2010 2:44pm
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    PeterIanStaker
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    A redneck woman is driving a horse and cart along the road, when she hears a siren behind her. She pulls to the side of the road and a police car pulls in behind.
    The cop gets out of his car, saunters over, and looks the horse and cart up and down.
    "couple of things wrong" he drawls, "first, your back reflectors' broken, second, I dont like the way you got that third rein looped around the horse's nuts, thats animal cruelty. I see that again and I'll fine ya. Now get it sorted"

    So, she goes home to the trailer park and proceeds to tell her husband she was pulled over.
    "What'd he say" he asks
    "got a broken reflector"
    "Aw thats nothin, fix that in a jiffy. . . whut else?"

    She furrows her brow,
    "Ah dunno . . . somethin about the accelerator"


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