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Something, LIVING, Has moved into my sofa!!!

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    #62
    PogMoThoin
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    Any updates on this?


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    #63
    tallus
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    I smell a rat...


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    #64
    Calina
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    I'm a bit freaked out by comments about people losing their snakes for 6 months to be honest.


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    #65
    pikachucheeks
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    If it's a little pug ... you know who to give it to! :D

    I'm dying to know what it is ... if something was poking me from inside my sofa, I'd want to know immediately, for my own peace of mind more than anything else!


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    #66
    tallus
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    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    If it's a little pug ... you know who to give it to! :D

    I'm dying to know what it is ... if something was poking me from inside my sofa, I'd want to know immediately, for my own peace of mind more than anything else!

    I'd have immediately gotten a stanley knife and cut the back off the sofa. :)


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    #67
    pikachucheeks
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    tallus wrote: »
    I'd have immediately gotten a stanley knife and cut the back off the sofa. :)

    Nice for some, having plenty of money for new sofas :P :pac:


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    #68
    Michael B
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    femur61 wrote: »
    Someone was on Joe Duffy a few years ago and she found a huge larvae in her sofa!

    Rotten!!!

    Let us know OP! My bet is on a rat.


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    #69
    Discodog
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    If something moved in my sofa I would know what it was before posting here. It's a matter of priorities & whatever it was could now be anywhere in the room. Anyone who keeps cats & has had the gift of a live mouse, rat or bunny will know that you have to act fast. There is also the unpleasant possibility that it could get injured or killed by being trapped in the springs.

    In my past life I have been called out at all hours & been assured that "it is in the shed" or "it's definitely in the kitchen". A lot of the time you find nothing & have to restrain yourself from killing the person that got you out of bed.

    As for rats, am I the only one who is starting to smell one ?.


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    #70
    Grimreaper666
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    I'd say he's selling sofas and now that everyone's looking he'll announce the opening of a sofa superstore in a day or two.........


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    #71
    EGAR
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    Nah, he'll string us along until April 1st.

    I somehow doubt that anyone would NOT take the couch apart. I know I would and I certainly don't have the money for a new one :D.


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    #72
    tallus
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    It's the first thing I'd have done EGAR.


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    #73
    Jinxi
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    Seriously...update needed. Worried house renter here


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    #74
    kippy
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    I reckon it is a bull, cos this thread reeks of its excrement.


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    #75
    fishfoodie
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    Now I'm worried that the OP has been eaten by whatever was in their couch.

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    So at least that narrows it down to a large carnivore, or a poisonous animal :D


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    #76
    WIZE
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    RIP OP


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    #77
    tallus
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    fishfoodie wrote: »
    Now I'm worried that the OP has been eaten by whatever was in their couch.

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    So at least that narrows it down to a large carnivore, or a poisonous animal :D

    That's no way to talk about Mary Harney for gods sake!


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    #78
    yeroulfella
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    Most Haunted wrote: »
    RIP OP

    who wants to set up a facebook page in remembrance to OP ??? :D


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    #79
    morganafay
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    Discodog wrote: »
    If something moved in my sofa I would know what it was before posting here. It's a matter of priorities & whatever it was could now be anywhere in the room. Anyone who keeps cats & has had the gift of a live mouse, rat or bunny will know that you have to act fast.

    I love animals but if there was a rat in my couch then I'd be more than happy for my cats to kill it! There was a mouse inside the base of my bed one night when my cat brought it in . . .


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    #80
    morganafay
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    Also I'm starting to think the OP imagined this! What would be big and push back, a cat? But a cat would meow . . . so yeah . . . I think there was alcohol involved :D

    Or it was a dream!


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    #81
    Grimreaper666
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    Just read it on www.breakingnews.ie man attacked by snake in his sofa!!!!:eek:


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    #82
    brian ireland
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    Grimreaper666 wrote: »
    Just read it on www.breakingnews.ie man attacked by snake in his sofa!!!!:eek:

    Can't believe I feckin clicked your link.. :D;):D


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    #83
    Grimreaper666
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    It's ok Brian, there's one born every minute.;):D


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    #84
    F.Galway
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    brian ireland wrote: »
    Can't believe I feckin clicked your link.. :D;):D

    And it's not even april fools day!


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    #85
    Discodog
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    morganafay wrote: »
    I love animals but if there was a rat in my couch then I'd be more than happy for my cats to kill it! There was a mouse inside the base of my bed one night when my cat brought it in . . .

    Last week I carefully emptied my wheelie bin to remove a mouse so that it wouldn't be crushed in the bin lorry.


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    #86
    cynder
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    morganafay wrote: »
    I think there was alcohol involved :D

    Or it was a dream!

    I knew someone was going to hint at sleep paralysis.

    Woner what happened


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    #87
    brian ireland
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    Most Haunted wrote: »
    RIP OP
    yeroulfella wrote: »
    who wants to set up a facebook page in remembrance to OP ??? :D

    This is from his profile!!!!!!! Last Activity: Yesterday 09:42

    Is this the fist online Boards "Snake ate the poster thingy?"


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    #88
    morganafay
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    Discodog wrote: »
    Last week I carefully emptied my wheelie bin to remove a mouse so that it wouldn't be crushed in the bin lorry.

    I would do that too. But don't want a rat in my house. I wouldn't kill it myself but if my cats do . . . it's slightly different. :P On the other hand I've saved mice from my cats, so I'm very hypocritical!


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    #89
    Anti
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    Awesome thread, but i smell a troll!


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    #90
    fishfoodie
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    Anti wrote: »
    Awesome thread, but i smell a troll!

    I'm pretty sure that trolls live under bridges, not under couches :rolleyes:


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    #91
    WIZE
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    The OP has been missing for awhile now and there was no evidience left behind in his sitting room

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