how to get a girlfriend?

jumpguy

Pygmalion wrote: »

Calm down there, can you really handle soccy and Hotaru?

Also leave some girls for the rest of us, you stud .

soccymonster wrote: »

Doubt he could tbh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0FjXB_TMvI

*Disclaimer: I do not get all the girls. I get .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of all the girls.

Pygmalion

Davidius wrote: »

Be yourself unless you like any of the following:

Transformers, Star Trek, Star Wars, mathematics, video games, programming, science, cartoons, comics, sex, website building, aeronautics, pretending you're Batman, having a belief in male chauvinism, astronomy, not pretending you care about feelings and so on.

True that

Why can't girls like graph theory, and complexity theory, and calculus.
Would be so much easier.

I have seen girls who like a few of these things, but none cool enough to like Maths and Programming.

suitcasepink

Arcade Panda wrote: »

If she laughed at that.....your set man, she fancies you. Putting it this way, no girl would laugh at that unless she fancied you.

I laughed at it.... :(

Davidius

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

there are,in fact lady peoples with these interests you know.Admittedly rare but they do exist

But like all statistical outliers, they can be a real bitch.

Sorry had to make that joke.

Aoibheann

Pygmalion wrote: »

True that

Why can't girls like graph theory, and complexity theory, and calculus.
Would be so much easier.

I have seen girls who like a few of these things, but none cool enough to like Maths and Programming.

*coughs*

Davidius wrote: »

But like all statistical outliers, they can be a real bitch.

Sorry had to make that joke.

I have it on good authority that I'm lovely. :P (Anyone who knows me here, DON'T correct me.. >_>)

Ginja Ninja

Davidius wrote: »

But like all statistical outliers, they can be a real bitch.

Sorry had to make that joke.

wow,you almost beat the OP,almost.

statistical miracles FTW,look at Aoibheann our token lady nerd[be proud of it] she's awesome

D4RK ONION

Ask her one question and you will know...

"Shall I lapdance for you?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOQIMOcEVc4

nialldeman

omg i cant believe this i post on here looking for advice and and.... im being laughed at :(

peeps please help im lonely

its a sad day to think a young boy of 15 pouring his heart out to the world and they think its a joke plz belive in me as you would have been believed upon urself

Pygmalion

Aoibheann wrote: »

*coughs*

You don't count, sorry.

Because it's easier to exclude all those who threaten my beliefs than to admit it's my own fault I can't get girls >.>

jumpguy

Aoibheann wrote: »

*coughs*

Ohhh you're about to get veeeeery popular. :P

There are looads of girls who like calculus, graph theory and the complexity theory. Unfortunately, they don't wear a big sign saying so as they walk down the street. And you won't meet then at crappy teen discos, they're too classy for that.

Life could be so much easier.

Pygmalion

nialldeman wrote: »

omg i cant believe this i post on here looking for advice and and.... im being laughed at :(

peeps please help im lonely

its a sad day to think a young boy of 15 pouring his heart out to the world and they think its a joke plz belive in me as you would have been believed upon urself

No one is making fun, I think you'll find that every word on the internet has been well researched and can be described as nothing less than serious business.

Aoibheann

jumpguy wrote: »

Ohhh you're about to get veeeeery popular. :P

There are looads of girls who like calculus, graph theory and the complexity theory. Unfortunately, they don't wear a big sign saying so as they walk down the street. And you won't meet then at crappy teen discos, they're too classy for that.

Life could be so much easier.

Did I mention I have a BOYFRIEND? :pac:












(everyone who gets that gets a cookie!)

Insect Overlord

nialldeman wrote: »

omg i cant believe this i post on here looking for advice and and.... im being laughed at :(

peeps please help im lonely

its a sad day to think a young boy of 15 pouring his heart out to the world and they think its a joke plz belive in me as you would have been believed upon urself

The Relationship Issues forum is where you'll need to go to get serious advice

That said, as you're only 15 they probably won't be able to give you any more advice than what you've already got here.

Konata

This thread vastly cheered me up after the mouse ordeal

Cheers Ginja_Ninja for the heads up!

Pygmalion

Hotaru wrote: »

This thread vastly cheered me up after the mouse ordeal

Cheers Ginja_Ninja for the heads up!

Is it true that the only factor you ever look for in men is weight-lifting ability?
I would have thought not but soccy said it is, and she would know.

D4RK ONION

Can we get this thread stickied (lol) as it is clearly the most informative thread in the forum

almostnever

*mind boggles at how fast this thread grew*

How do we know it's a troll,btw?

A Neurotic

I'm going to use the bean joke every day for the next week, and it's going to be hilarious.

Pygmalion

almostnever wrote: »

*mind boggles at how fast this thread grew*

How do we know it's a troll,btw?

What did one bean say to the other bean?
Hello bean.

Insect Overlord

almostnever wrote: »

*mind boggles at how fast this thread grew*

How do we know it's a troll,btw?

Konata

Pygmalion wrote: »

Is it true that the only factor you ever look for in men is weight-lifting ability?
I would have thought not but soccy said it is, and she would know.

Most definitely. I only like guys who can lift up cars. If they don't talk all the better. I want them purely for their muscles.

sock puppet

Pygmalion wrote: »

True that

Why can't girls like graph theory, and complexity theory, and calculus.
Would be so much easier.

I have seen girls who like a few of these things, but none cool enough to like Maths and Programming.

I think I said this before but there are plenty of wimmins in engineering in Trinity anyway. Of course actually liking programming is a step too far not just for the majority of women:p

Luno

almostnever wrote: »

*mind boggles at how fast this thread grew*

How do we know it's a troll,btw?

Trolls can't get girlfriends!

nialldeman

troll smoll im a guy who hit puberty and stuck in life yikes!

i am lonely
i have no girlfriend
i feel so alone
la lal lal lal lalal lalalal

i wrote this song crying last night my dog was very sad also her name is daisy i named her after the dandielion gud joke?
(cookie to anyone who gets that):mad::mad:

jumpguy

Hotaru wrote: »

Most definitely. I only like guys who can lift up cars. If they don't talk all the better. I want them purely for their muscles.

*looks at car*

*sad nod*

*walks away*

D4RK ONION

nialldeman wrote: »

troll smoll im a guy who hit puberty and stuck in life yikes!

i am lonely
i have no girlfriend
i feel so alone
la lal lal lal lalal lalalal

i wrote this song crying last night my dog was very sad also her name is daisy i named her after the dandielion gud joke?
(cookie to anyone who gets that)

We're going to name our award ceremony after you this year, if that makes you feel any better

nialldeman

an award for me??
omg will chewbacca be on it?
what will i wear?

Insect Overlord

Thread stickied for Epic WIN

Ginja Ninja

Hotaru wrote: »

This thread vastly cheered me up after the mouse ordeal

Cheers Ginja_Ninja for the heads up!

any time

Aoibheann wrote: »

Did I mention I have a BOYFRIEND? :pac:

(everyone who gets that gets a cookie!)

yes,numerous times.Now where's my cookie dammit!

nialldeman wrote: »

omg i cant believe this i post on here looking for advice and and.... im being laughed at :(

peeps please help im lonely

its a sad day to think a young boy of 15 pouring his heart out to the world and they think its a joke plz belive in me as you would have been believed upon urself

first of all, at fifteen you've nothing to be worrying about on the relationshp front.Any sort of stuff you've going on is far from the real thing and you will look back and see how wrong you were[man,I sound like a geezer just there]

I'll apologise if you are actually offended.but if not,I'll insult your terrible sense of humour

jumpguy

I feel sorry for all the kids who'll come onto this forum, see the "how to get a girlfriend?" thread stickied, say "oh boy, finally!" and come in to see this. :pac: