how to get a girlfriend?

soccymonster

nialldeman wrote: »

an award for me??
omg will chewbacca be on it?
what will i wear?

D4RK, I'd be afraid. He's definetly a candidate to take the funniest poster award from you

D4RK ONION

This is the greatest night in C&H history. Better than the Jizzler awards even!

Lucky for you Jizzler struck during the day, so he couldn't steal this from you.

EDIT: This thread is so full of win, I all of you

Aoibheann

I have very little to contribute to this thread, so *dances*

Oh, also, a few tips:

Women love it when you're a chauvinist, when you're an asshole and especially when you stalk us and sing outside our bedroom windows at night.. We love that, definitely. *nods wisely* You should try!


>_>


Edit: Oh, and Ginja Ninja - that doesn't prove you get it. I *know* who all gets the reference.. :P

Davidius

Hotaru wrote: »

Most definitely. I only like guys who can lift up cars. If they don't talk all the better. I want them purely for their muscles.

You don't need muscles to lift cars.

That's what jacks are for.

Jamie Starr

nialldeman wrote: »

troll smoll

He even subconciously omitted the schmoll to make it extra annoying.

That's some damn fine trolling!

D4RK ONION

Davidius wrote: »

You don't need muscles to lift cars.

That's what jacks are for.

No no, my name's Paul.

Pygmalion

jumpguy wrote: »

I feel sorry for all the kids who'll come onto this forum, see the "how to get a girlfriend?" thread stickied, say "oh boy, finally!" and come in to see this. :pac:

Hey, if none of us sad losers can get a girlfriend* they can't either :mad:.

*Apologies to the sad losers who do have a girlfriend

Ginja Ninja

D4RK ONION wrote: »

This is the greatest night in C&H history. Better than the Jizzler awards even!

Lucky for you Jizzler struck during the day, so he couldn't steal this from you.

EDIT: This thread is so full of win, I all of you

I agree.
*High five for all C&Hers*


@Aoibheann: I can post it in size 7 capital letters if you want.now cookie dammit!!:p

nialldeman

this is going to be deep
song lyrics

true love
baby everynight i cry thinking of bad things that could happen to you
possibly to do with listening to mr lonely 53 times a day
i love u
i want to spend the rest of my life with u baby will u be my woman
*whispers*ill always looooooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Dr_Phil

nialldeman wrote: »

can anyone help i really like this girl now how do i get her to like me?

Pay her.

Konata

Aoibheann wrote: »

I have very little to contribute to this thread, so *dances*

Oh, also, a few tips:

Women love it when you're a chauvinist, when you're an asshole and especially when you stalk us and sing outside our bedroom windows at night.. We love that, definitely. *nods wisely* You should try!
:P

Agreed. I like to receive at least 100 texts a day aswell. Absolute minimum though, just keep piling them on. Every girl likes to know she's constantly being thought of.

hitlersson666

EPIC WIN shame im single...........

*sexy 15 y/o*
P.M me if intrested I can send pics and im from cork.
Good looking :pac: and very very romantic :cool:

soccymonster

Dr_Phil wrote: »

Pay her.

Wise words from Dr.Phil himself.

msbrightside

Dr_Phil wrote: »

Pay her.

I always knew I could trust Dr. Phil with his advice.

Davidius

jumpguy wrote: »

I feel sorry for all the kids who'll come onto this forum, see the "how to get a girlfriend?" thread stickied, say "oh boy, finally!" and come in to see this. :pac:

Yeah ha ha the poor bastards. I certainly did not come into this thread thinking that, not at all. Don't even consider the idea because you'd be wrong. False, the opposite of true, lying to yourself, it is definitely something that did not happen at all.

Pygmalion

Dr_Phil wrote: »

Pay her.

Dr. Phil usually gives better advice than this, I'm a bit disappointed.

A Neurotic

*Dr Phil joke*

Ginja Ninja

Pygmalion wrote: »

Hey, if none of us sad losers can get a girlfriend* they can't either :mad:.

*Apologies to the sad losers who do have a girlfriend

apology accepted.

OP,try the heavy nasal breathing over her shoulder,it drives the ladies wild.

Insect Overlord

hitlersson666 wrote: »

EPIC WIN shame im single...........

*sexy 15 y/o*
P.M me if intrested I can send pics and im from cork.
Good looking :pac: and very very romantic :cool:

Careful now, this isn't a dating site! :P

Jamie Starr

Pygmalion wrote: »

Dr. Phil usually gives better advice than this, I'm a bit disappointed.

Jeremy Kyle would smack you in the mouth for sass talk like that.

nialldeman

maybe i sneezed then she would be reallyyyyyyyyy mad
meow i think im turning into a cat

hitlersson666

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Careful now, this isn't a dating site! :P

Hey I thought it was :P anyway which one of ye sexy dolls want a bit of hammy :cool:

jumpguy

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Careful now, this isn't a dating site! :P

*mumbles something about tinge of irony* :P

Aoibheann

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

@Aoibheann: I can post it in size 7 capital letters if you want.now cookie dammit!!:p

Bbbut you've given no signs that you've got the reference..

Hotaru wrote: »

Agreed. I like to receive at least 100 texts a day aswell. Absolute minimum though, just keep piling them on. Every girl likes to know she's constantly being thought of.

Oh, at the very least. Personally I love getting a text 30 seconds later saying "Did you get my last text?????", then one a minute after asking "Why are you ignoring me? What did I do wrong? I'm so sorry, please forgive me?!!?????!!!!!!11111eleventy". Oh, and a barrage of voicemails (which they've dialled directly into as opposed to calling, for extra awesomeness [and definitely NOT weirdness, oh no]) to the same effect. "Hey, it's me. I'm sorry, *ad nauseum*...I'm so so sorr-" "Hey, it's me again, the voicemail cut me off, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm s-"... "orry. Yeah, it's me. I'm sorry." "Oh, and it's *insert name here* in case you didn't get that. Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry."


o.O

soccymonster

hitlersson666 wrote: »

Hey I thought it was :P anyway which one of ye sexy dolls want a bit of hammy :cool:

...... right then.

*runs*

Pygmalion

jumpguy wrote: »

*mumbles something about tinge of irony* :P

Oh I see what you did there.

Davidius

Agnostic Mantis wrote: »

Jeremy Kyle would smack you in the mouth for sass talk like that.

Who's Jeremy Kyle?

Though I do wonder if this is a ploy by a certain pr0n poster. Suspicious I am.

Konata

Aoibheann wrote: »

Oh, at the very least. Personally I love getting a text 30 seconds later saying "Did you get my last text?????", then one a minute after asking "Why are you ignoring me? What did I do wrong? I'm so sorry, please forgive me?!!?????!!!!!!11111eleventy". Oh, and a barrage of voicemails (which they've dialled directly into as opposed to calling, for extra awesomeness [and definitely NOT weirdness, oh no]) to the same effect. "Hey, it's me. I'm sorry, *ad nauseum*...I'm so so sorr-" "Hey, it's me again, the voicemail cut me off, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm s-"... "orry. Yeah, it's me. I'm sorry." "Oh, and it's *insert name here* in case you didn't get that. Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry."


o.O

Seriously OP, this is golden advice you're getting here, take it onboard!

D4RK ONION

At least I can say I toasted in epic bread *sigh*

Insect Overlord