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Slow Cleaner

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  • 20-03-2010 2:56pm
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    pebbles21
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭


    My boss took on a new cleaner,shes very pretty but it takes her five hours to hoover the floor

    I thought she was Polish but turns out shes a Slovak..............


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    dammitjanet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭dammitjanet


    ....:D


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    You wouldn't expect her to be Russian it ! :)


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    baawhoosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭baawhoosh


    Might be time to take out the whip and work her like a yugoslaveian...


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    bazza1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭bazza1


    Did you czech her out?


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    steve_
    Registered Users Posts: 956 ✭✭✭steve_


    maybe shes using slo'N'vak instead of shake'N'vac :P


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    Rigsby
    Registered Users Posts: 4,451 ✭✭✭Rigsby


    She must get Hungary hoovering for five hours :p


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Come on!! Give US A break ! She is walking on EIRE don't forget ! I RAN into the office to see what was keeping her and the reason she took five hours is because there was GREECE on the floor.

    OMAN     she is some beauty anyway ! I thought she was Scottish as when I asked her if she needed help she replied NE PAL ! SUDAN I said if you are tired !

    When she saw I was 6 foot six she said I was " SRI LANKA " sort of fella. I Told her " Afghanistan " Tall if I want to make the basketball team . She asked me if I liked it here but I told her it s too "CHILE" for me !

    I looked her over and I could tell she could only come from " JORDAN" ! I asked could I " MONTENEGRO " and she said " URUGUAY"..!!!!!

    "UGANDA " hand it to her !


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