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Healthy Bikers

  • 20-03-2010 11:20pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,073 ✭✭✭


    stolen from here Linkage

    "just had thie emailed to me and thought i would share.....

    How many times has some do-gooder warned you against your motorcycle in the interest of your health? Do you politely stand there while a well-intentioned Samaritan regales you with horror stories of a relative of a friend of a friend who went down two days after he bought his bike?

    I used to dryly inform such self-appointed nice guys that, since most people die in their own beds, to avoid that horrible fate, it would be best to start sleeping on the floor. Now I no longer go head to head with sufferers of moto-phobia. I just tell them now that biking is conducive to a long, healthy and happy life. Here’s how this came about...

    During my recent trip to India I came across a new motorcycle magazine called BIKE India which, surprisingly, boasts some really well-researched articles by some top internationally-recognized and local writers. It seems that the family of Adil Jal Darukhanawala, the Editor of BIKE India, still owns the oldest continuously-run motorcycle dealership in the world (!), which today sells Indian-built Yamahas (called TVS Yamaha) in the university town of Pune, Maharashtra State. Adil is one of the most pro-moto two-wheel visionaries you’ll ever meet.

    Anyway, the January ’06 issue of BIKE India carries a tightly-researched article entitled "One More Reason to Bike: It’s Good For Your Health!" This article has the hard facts on things that you and I always suspected to be true but had, until now, had no way of proving. The bit of scientific investigation came about when the good folks at Motorcycle Consumer News set out to find Britain’s oldest biker. To the delight of the MCN research team, they found that every single aging rider they talked to credited motorcycling as his or her key to longevity and health. Forging ahead, MCN enlisted the help of students of King’s College of London University Hospital to research why those older riders love motorcycling so much. Here’s what they found:

    The Brain: Biking is joyous and is therefore is a natural an anti-depressant. The brain responds to the thrilling sensations of balance combined with forward motion by producing endorphins that prevent depression. Since depression leads to illness, biking is an antidote to disease through prevention of melancholia.

    The Lungs: Buses, trains and especially airplanes are confining metal tubes in which passengers are forced to breathe virus-saturated second hand air making for an unsafe travel environment. Bikes on the other hand put you in the wind, a known purifier that is conducive to health by sending fresh oxygen throughout the lungs.

    The Heart: The next time a self-styled saint tries to get you safely buckled into some overbuilt SUV, ask him what he thinks the effect of traffic jams and road rage have on the heart. Highway-related anxiety causes a release in hormones that actually increase blood pressure, leading to dangerous levels of stress. Gridlock causes tension, but lanesplitting brings on euphoria. Bye by cars, bye by heart disease.

    Circulation: The frequent changes in bodily temperature experienced by motorcyclists stimulate blood circulation, which protects against circulatory problems such as varicose veins and hardening of the arteries. Sitting in some cushy “luxury” car all day in rush hour commute is an excellent way to shut down circulation in the extremities, a known cause of blood clots. Remember that ambulances and hearses are also highly-equipped luxury vehicles.

    The Back: Yup, the leaning, turning and twisting that a biker does is downright good exercise that keeps the spine limber. Padded car seats on the other hand are terrible for the back.

    Burning of Fat: The excitement of the ride, which puts the senses on high alert, actually burns calories. The more extreme the ride, the better the results will be (as long as the motorcyclist rides within his limits!) OK, some riders like me are overweight, but, hey, if it weren’t for my bike, I probably wouldn’t pass the Greyhound bus driver’s minimal fitness exam!

    Leg Muscles: The study concluded that jockeying a hefty motorcycle into a narrow parking spot is the equivalent of a five minute work out on a rowing machine.

    Not satisfied with the results of their research, the intrepid MCN team went on to explore the mammoth British Medical Library. There they discovered a pro-moto university thesis entitled “Motorcycle and Adolescents” by French rider and now psychiatrist JP Rabeau. Regarding young riders, this is how the good doctor of the mind wrapped up his research, “Their bikes’ physical nature is often beneficial, rather than a dangerous expression of an unconscious death wishes in the Freudian sense.”

    Remember all those tidbits of wisdom that your mother used to tirelessly nag you with? “Do’s” like “eat your veggies” or “take your vitamins” or “wash your hands”? Now you can confidentially add to Mom’s list when you tell your own kids, “…and DON’T FORGET TO RIDE YOUR MOTORCYCLE AT LEAST ONE HOUR DAILY! IT’S GOOD FOR YOU!” "


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 287 ✭✭draycottgirlz


    brilliant I need to print this...lol


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 451 ✭✭thetyreman


    Thats all well and good,and true no doubt...But when someone is passing remarks about motorcycles being dangerous and bad for you,its from a crash point of view that they mean,which any biker i think would agree with because of the other idiot drivers on the road,not the rider him/her self.I am well aware that motorcycles are dangerous to be driveing,but i choose to ride one anyway,and the day i think that they are not a danger is the day i will stop rideing them,,,,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,101 ✭✭✭Max Headroom


    Heres a healthy biker....or is it hefty...:D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,201 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    Heres a healthy biker....or is it hefty...:D

    American :D


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Heres a healthy biker....or is it hefty...:D

    This is a hefty biker,
    http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/XL_Biker.jpg
    I feel sorry for the bike!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 364 ✭✭fletch...


    This is a hefty biker,
    http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/XL_Biker.jpg
    I feel sorry for the bike!

    Jaysus, the straw fat man that broke the bikes back


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,101 ✭✭✭Max Headroom


    fletch... wrote: »
    Jaysus, the straw fat man that broke the bikes back

    Do you reckon he just split open a cow and stepped in....thats a herd of leather right there......:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 628 ✭✭✭jimmyendless


    He failed the mention that sitting in traffic, we get a high concentration of fumes compared to someone in a car. That can't be good.

    And the day I think bikes are not dangerous will not change anything. I don't ride to add danger to my life. I ride cause I enjoy it and its a more efficient and quicker way to get around.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,201 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    He failed the mention that sitting in traffic, we get a high concentration of fumes compared to someone in a car. That can't be good.

    And the day I think bikes are not dangerous will not change anything. I don't ride to add danger to my life. I ride cause I enjoy it and its a more efficient and quicker way to get around.

    bikes don't sit in traffic :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 628 ✭✭✭jimmyendless


    Ya, most of the time they don't but there isn't always space to squeeze through and we still have to stop at lights and inhail in the fumes.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,533 ✭✭✭✭Krusty_Clown


    we still have to stop at lights and inhail in the fumes.
    Do what-now? When did they change the rules? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 628 ✭✭✭jimmyendless


    Reminds me of a rubbish joke about a farmer in kerry going through a red light and the garda stops hims and asks did he see the lights. Farmer says ' Yes, they're very nice'.


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