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Interesting facts about Tar

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  • 21-03-2010 12:42am
    #1
    Sarky
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    -She can suck a whole cherry through a plastic straw.

    - She can crack walnuts with her thighs.


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    #2
    Latchy
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    She loves cucumber with the plastic off

    She can poke you in the eye with one swift wobble


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    #3
    Fago!
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    When her tummy rumbles, it sounds like the word "Tar"

    She uses midori flavoured toothpaste.

    Her orgasm face looks oddly like a newborn puppy.


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    bobblepuzzle
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    Ya know I saw her once.... and I thought to myself "jesus, thats some woman, and what a fine pair of boobies"... and so I changed my name on here in the hope that she'll notice me ;)


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    You just got noticed. That's really sweet. I'd let your penis near me now. Where did you see me?


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    bobblepuzzle
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    You just got noticed. That's really sweet. I'd let your penis near me now. Where did you see me?

    Woohoo!!! :D I want to be near you.... I see you every day walking down to the bus :cool:.... Actually, I stalk you every day!!! :pac:


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    Oh a secret stalker admirer. :-o
    Come sit beside me tomorrow, see what happens :eek:
    Every day, oh I think i might know who you are..hottie ;)


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    bobblepuzzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭bobblepuzzle


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Oh a secret stalker admirer. :-o
    Come sit beside me tomorrow, see what happens :eek:
    Every day, oh I think i might know who you are..hottie ;)

    omg, I just got a compliment from Tar!!!!! :eek::D Its a date!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:


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    #9
    Fago!
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    Jealous


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    #10
    Abi
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    Me too. I know that facking bus stop.

    *green eyes*



    /binoculars


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    #11
    Fago!
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    Listen up fake Tar, if you touch our Tar me and Abi will rip you limb from limb. GOT IT?


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    #12
    Abi
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    Damn Straight.


    /smears mud all over body



    Lets go bitch :mad:


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    #13
    high heels
    Registered Users Posts: 306 ✭✭high heels


    I brought the camera..

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    #14
    Tar.Aldarion
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    high heels and a camera sound like heaven to me


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    #15
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Did yous get him?

    Tar also réally réally likes pineapples. Especially the prickly bits.


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    #16
    Tar.Aldarion
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    How did you know that!


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    #17
    sNarah
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    Well in fairness, what's NOT to like about the prickly bits??

    Tar also likes men in tiny little Speedo's.


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    #18
    Tar.Aldarion
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    preferably none


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    #19
    Hank_Jones
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    Tar was the Mona Lisa in a previous life.


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    #20
    landsleaving
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    Tar modelled for both the Venus De Milo and Michaelangelo's David.

    At the same time.


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    #21
    bluecatmorgana
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    Tar is actually the ghost you can see in three men and a baby.


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    #22
    Tar.Aldarion
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    :eek:


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    #23
    bobblepuzzle
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    :eek:

    Now look what you've done!! Hope your happy!!!! :mad::pac:


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    #24
    sNarah
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    before her incarnation as Tar, previous life Tar was a groupie for Janis Joplin. They had many a night of wild loving. "Cry cry baby" is actually about previous life Tar.


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    #25
    Tar.Aldarion
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    :eek:


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